by OPOVV, ©2019

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(Jul. 23, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our annual company picnic. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR) and I’ll take you around and introduce the folks, the people who make up the ‘Pulse’ family. Chief New Leaf has lakefront property in Wisconsin, just over the state line, and he’s here with his RV doing the honors of Head Chef with Madam Shylock as the – what are you?”

“I’m the boss; he’s the cook – (sounds of laughter).”

“And will you look what the cat dragged in? It’s none other than our own intrepid explorer, Professor Wert. So, where have you been, and what’s next?”

“I’ve been to the promised land.”

“What, you making a speech?”

“You’re a funny guy, Roving; no, our church group went en masse and booked an ‘In the Footsteps of Jesus’ tour of Israel. Couldn’t make Egypt: too dangerous.”

“So the Muslims, in their insane quest to conquer the world, lost out on all the transportation, meal and hotel booking fees, is that it?”

“Pretty disappointing; I wanted to see the Sphinx and the pyramids, but instead we snuck into Turkey wearing NATO uniforms and visited an archeological site known as Gobeklitepe.”

“I heard about that place; old, isn’t it?”

“Pre-dates Stonehenge by about 4,000 years or more. And like Stonehenge, it’s most likely much older, perhaps by another magnitude; who knows? It was pretty exciting, except for the armed guards, who were Muslim and didn’t like the dig, or, for that matter, anything that predates whenever they think Muhammad came upon the scene.”

“That’s right, isn’t it? They think there was nothing before Muhammad, which is why any evidence to the contrary must be destroyed, ergo: no evidence, no proof.”

“Makes sense, in a twisted convoluted sick way. But then, how do they explain the light from distant stars:  I mean, our closet neighbor is Alpha Centauri 4.3 light years away, and our Milky Way galaxy is 2.5 million light years from Andromeda, our nearest galaxy?”

“They don’t, so don’t ask. There’s no criticism of the Quran, no matter what, constructive or otherwise. Ever. End of story, which explains why Palmyra was destroyed.”

“But that’s nuts. They were just old buildings, arches and walls.”

“That’s right, and all built before Muhammad. And then they found the old statues, so they destroyed them, too. Let them loose in the Louvre and all you’ll end up with is confetti.”

“And that’s what happens when Sharia Law takes affect, when the Muslims take over?”

“Yes, nothing is left standing: every church is turned into a mosque, it’s a guarantee. Every statue of Jesus smashed into smithereens and then burned to ashes, which will blow away just as the memory of the Golden Rule will be blown away, mixed with the sands of time, trampled-on beneath the feet of the conquerors, those who overthrew Western Civilization. And the sad part is that it’s happening now, in real time, as we speak.”

“And who else have you told this to?”

“No one; only we two know what’s happening.”

“But that’s impossible! Everybody knows, why, the Muslims have been telling us for the last 1,400 years that they’re going to kill all the unbelievers, and that’s us. And then recently we discovered the Muslim Brotherhood’s Manifesto outlining, step by step, the subjugation of the United States of America.”

“What’s your point?”

“What’s my point? Why, we’re going down, that’s my point.”

“That’s right: nobody listens to the truth anymore, just lies. Remember when Obama was elected as the de facto president, the Russian newspaper, PRAVDA, ran an article explaining that, since Obama’s father was a British citizen, Obama was not eligible to serve as president, according to our Constitution. Egad, here we have the Russians knowing more than we do about how to follow our own laws.”

“Bet The View didn’t report that, did they?”

“Or Canadian television ran a program explaining why Obama was a fraud; The View didn’t mention that one, either.”

“Or this so-called Russian Collusion wasn’t between Trump and the Russians, it was between Hillary and the Russians, selling 20% of our yellowcake, The View didn’t even mention it.”

“So true. So this Omar character, she’s the, what?”

“She’s what Fort Hood would’ve looked like if we were backstabbed as a nation.”

“I’m sorry, I’m not following you.”

“Fort Hood was a sneak attack, while Omar (0:16) is the in-our-face jihadist. In other words, she’s giving it to us right in the gut. I see it; you see it, but no one else sees it. To our fellow Americans, Islam is a religion, when in fact Islam is nothing but death and destruction; just ask those drivers delivering vaccines to the Iraqis as they were dragged from their trucks and beheaded.”

“Western medicine?”

“Yes, and administered by female infidels – unbelievers – to Muslim men, horror of horrors, so they had to die, as do we all. Just ask Omar and Tlaib  and all the other Muslims worldwide.”

“You seem rather opinionated.”

“They’re not my words; it’s written down, in black and white, for all to read and understand exactly what’s going down. Today. Now. It’s all in what they wrote and what they call it: The Muslim Brotherhood Manifesto. Here, I’ve brought some copies for the, what do you call them, ‘Democrats?’”

“I’m sorry, but our time has just expired. Oh, here comes a bunch of our contributors. Well, maybe next year we’ll get to talk with them. This is Roving, on behalf of the crew, wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Let’s grab some burgers: my treat.”

I Put a Spell on You” (2:29)


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