It’s Been Debunked (RR)

It’s Been Debunked (RR)

“JUST ANOTHER FLU BUG” by OPOVV, ©2020 (May 27, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ to place to hear it here first. Since things are looking up we’re back on our corner, across the street from the railroad station, about to waylay this old geezer coming […]

Jeff Sessions Failed His Biggest Test

Jeff Sessions Failed His Biggest Test

“TOO SCARED TO DO THE RIGHT THING” by Jeff Crouere, ©2020 (May 24, 2020) — During his 20 years in the U.S. Senate, Jeff Sessions was a solid conservative who was right on issues such as stopping illegal immigration. He was the first U.S. Senator to endorse Donald Trump for President and was rewarded with […]

Trump’s Baptism Scene

Trump’s Baptism Scene

“THE FISH ALWAYS STINKS FROM THE HEAD” by Joan Swirsky, ©2020 (May 19, 2020) — While the Corleone family of Godfather fame was the embodiment of mob life and the acquisition of money, power and prestige through criminal activity, the Trump family––in stark contrast––embodies the nose-to-the-grindstone, upward-mobility glory of the American Dream. Nevertheless, when I […]

Barack Obama is the Man Behind the Curtain

Barack Obama is the Man Behind the Curtain

“A TOTAL MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE” by Jeff Crouere, ©2020 (May 9, 2020) — As the country prepares for another presidential election, Americans are learning more about the five-year effort to destroy Donald Trump. As a GOP candidate for the 2016 presidential nomination, Trump was regularly targeted by the liberal media and the Republican Party establishment. […]

Madam Shylock Foretells Our Future (RR)

Madam Shylock Foretells Our Future (RR)

“YOU HAVE TO PROTECT YOURSELF” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Mar. 10, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The transcript of this episode can be found in The Post & Email News, a political blog on the Internet. As you long-time […]

Zorkophsky’s “The Psychosis of Derangement” (RR)

Zorkophsky’s “The Psychosis of Derangement” (RR)

“WARNING SIGNS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Feb. 8, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another one of Professor Zorkophsky’s book reviews here on ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop to hear it here so you don’t have to waste your precious time to hear it anywhere else. Hello, my […]

Inspector General Report a Whitewash (RR)

Inspector General Report a Whitewash (RR)

“A TWO-TIERED SYSTEM” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Dec. 9, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the most entertaining news show in its time slot, ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ This week’s award for the ‘Most Stupid Utterance’ goes to a previous (multiple) winner, Nancy Pelosi. Somehow being a good Catholic and supporting […]

Zorkophsky: How I Treat Insanity (RR)

Zorkophsky: How I Treat Insanity (RR)

“THE COMMON DENOMINATOR” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Nov. 21, 2019) — “Good evening, staunch viewers and readers alike, to ‘The Pulse of the Nation’ where, when we’re wrong, we admit it, apologize, wring our hands, cry crocodile tears and go on with life. Due to inclement weather, we arranged our schedule to do a book review […]

Zorkophsky: Red Herrings Facilitates Delusion (RR)

Zorkophsky: Red Herrings Facilitates Delusion (RR)

“THE SALES GIMMICK” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 10, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the most popular show in its time slot, “The Pulse of the Nation.’ As you regular viewers can see, we’re back in Professor Zorkophsky‘s office here at the university where he used to teach and nowadays writes his […]

Henry Reveals Attack Plans! (RR)

Henry Reveals Attack Plans! (RR)

“WHEN IS ENOUGH ENOUGH?” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 1, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting episode of on-the-road reporting from ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’  As we were leaving Madam Shylock’s Crystal Ball Emporium, located in Cassadaga, FL, Henry,…well, to make a long story short, we’ll just play the tape. Camera shows Roving […]

The Funniest Play Ever Written (RR)

The Funniest Play Ever Written (RR)

“WHO ARE THE GOOD GUYS?” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Sep. 15, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to be for the informed, enlightened and the entranced who are enthused by the world’s greatest reporting. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and […]

Madam Shylock: The Savior of the Forlorn (RR)

Madam Shylock: The Savior of the Forlorn (RR)

“NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Aug. 26, 2019) — “Did I what? Pardon me, but what did you say? Did I get my vaccination for Dengue Fever? Yes, yes; we got all of our shots; we’re going to L.A. next. The plague? Yes, yes, that, too. I don’t know; it was a concoction, just […]

The Purgative Option Exercised (RR)

The Purgative Option Exercised (RR)

“ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF INSANITY” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 30, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop for the news of the day. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I conduct interviews of our neighbors as they go about their […]

Pulse of the Nation Company Picnic (RR)

Pulse of the Nation Company Picnic (RR)

“WE’RE GOING DOWN” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 23, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our annual company picnic. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR) and I’ll take you around and introduce the folks, the people who make up the ‘Pulse’ family. Chief New Leaf has lakefront property in Wisconsin, just over the […]

Zorkophsky Discusses Limitless Human Imagination (RR)

Zorkophsky Discusses Limitless Human Imagination (RR)

“FAR OUT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 23, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to what has become the ‘Modern Office Renovation Show,’ watched by thousands of budding architects, each striving to outdo the other in upping their fees by spending lavishly on unnecessary perks, and if you want proof, let me show […]

The General Speaks Metaphorically (RR)

The General Speaks Metaphorically (RR)

“WHAT’S IT GOING TO TAKE?” by OPOVV , ©2019 (Apr. 21, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the ever-popular show that’s been rated in the top 100 for the last couple of years in its time slot. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter, bringing you another exciting episode […]

Finally, a Real Attorney General

Finally, a Real Attorney General

“NO ONE’S STOOGE” by Jeff Crouere, ©2019 (Apr. 20, 2019) — It has been quite a while since Americans have witnessed an honorable and effective Attorney General serving in that important position. The two Attorneys General during the Obama administration were hopelessly partisan and extremely protective of the President. Eric Holder famously claimed that he […]

Why is CAIR Permitted to be in the US? (RR)

Why is CAIR Permitted to be in the US? (RR)

“A WAKE-UP CALL” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 26, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ where the truth sees the light of day and it’s up to us to make of it what we will. Listen, if you’re a sensitive soul and are afraid of constructive criticism, […]

The Hierarchy of the Lowlife (RR)

The Hierarchy of the Lowlife (RR)

“THE NEW LOWEST” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 17, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place for your mind to run to for a little bit of peace and quiet. Hello, my name is Roving and I’m glad you could make it. And here we are, […]

Love Thy Enemy Means Enemy Beheads You (RR)

Love Thy Enemy Means Enemy Beheads You (RR)

“BELIEVE WHAT THEY SAY” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 11, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ where we’re not afraid to say we support Israel 110%. Today we’re broadcasting from Madam Shylock’s Fortune-Telling Emporium in Cassadaga, Florida. Hello, how’s Henry*?” “Aren’t you forgetting something? Hello? Cash on the barrelhead, as […]

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