Zorkophsky’s “The Psychosis of Derangement” (RR)

Zorkophsky’s “The Psychosis of Derangement” (RR)

“WARNING SIGNS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Feb. 8, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another one of Professor Zorkophsky’s book reviews here on ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop to hear it here so you don’t have to waste your precious time to hear it anywhere else. Hello, my […]

Inspector General Report a Whitewash (RR)

Inspector General Report a Whitewash (RR)

“A TWO-TIERED SYSTEM” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Dec. 9, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the most entertaining news show in its time slot, ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ This week’s award for the ‘Most Stupid Utterance’ goes to a previous (multiple) winner, Nancy Pelosi. Somehow being a good Catholic and supporting […]

Zorkophsky: How I Treat Insanity (RR)

Zorkophsky: How I Treat Insanity (RR)

“THE COMMON DENOMINATOR” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Nov. 21, 2019) — “Good evening, staunch viewers and readers alike, to ‘The Pulse of the Nation’ where, when we’re wrong, we admit it, apologize, wring our hands, cry crocodile tears and go on with life. Due to inclement weather, we arranged our schedule to do a book review […]

Zorkophsky: Red Herrings Facilitates Delusion (RR)

Zorkophsky: Red Herrings Facilitates Delusion (RR)

“THE SALES GIMMICK” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 10, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the most popular show in its time slot, “The Pulse of the Nation.’ As you regular viewers can see, we’re back in Professor Zorkophsky‘s office here at the university where he used to teach and nowadays writes his […]

Henry Reveals Attack Plans! (RR)

Henry Reveals Attack Plans! (RR)

“WHEN IS ENOUGH ENOUGH?” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 1, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting episode of on-the-road reporting from ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’  As we were leaving Madam Shylock’s Crystal Ball Emporium, located in Cassadaga, FL, Henry,…well, to make a long story short, we’ll just play the tape. Camera shows Roving […]

The Funniest Play Ever Written (RR)

The Funniest Play Ever Written (RR)

“WHO ARE THE GOOD GUYS?” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Sep. 15, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to be for the informed, enlightened and the entranced who are enthused by the world’s greatest reporting. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and […]

Madam Shylock: The Savior of the Forlorn (RR)

Madam Shylock: The Savior of the Forlorn (RR)

“NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Aug. 26, 2019) — “Did I what? Pardon me, but what did you say? Did I get my vaccination for Dengue Fever? Yes, yes; we got all of our shots; we’re going to L.A. next. The plague? Yes, yes, that, too. I don’t know; it was a concoction, just […]

The Purgative Option Exercised (RR)

The Purgative Option Exercised (RR)

“ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF INSANITY” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 30, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop for the news of the day. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I conduct interviews of our neighbors as they go about their […]

Pulse of the Nation Company Picnic (RR)

Pulse of the Nation Company Picnic (RR)

“WE’RE GOING DOWN” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 23, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our annual company picnic. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR) and I’ll take you around and introduce the folks, the people who make up the ‘Pulse’ family. Chief New Leaf has lakefront property in Wisconsin, just over the […]

Zorkophsky Discusses Limitless Human Imagination (RR)

Zorkophsky Discusses Limitless Human Imagination (RR)

“FAR OUT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 23, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to what has become the ‘Modern Office Renovation Show,’ watched by thousands of budding architects, each striving to outdo the other in upping their fees by spending lavishly on unnecessary perks, and if you want proof, let me show […]

The General Speaks Metaphorically (RR)

The General Speaks Metaphorically (RR)

“WHAT’S IT GOING TO TAKE?” by OPOVV , ©2019 (Apr. 21, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the ever-popular show that’s been rated in the top 100 for the last couple of years in its time slot. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter, bringing you another exciting episode […]

Finally, a Real Attorney General

Finally, a Real Attorney General

“NO ONE’S STOOGE” by Jeff Crouere, ©2019 (Apr. 20, 2019) — It has been quite a while since Americans have witnessed an honorable and effective Attorney General serving in that important position. The two Attorneys General during the Obama administration were hopelessly partisan and extremely protective of the President. Eric Holder famously claimed that he […]

Why is CAIR Permitted to be in the US? (RR)

Why is CAIR Permitted to be in the US? (RR)

“A WAKE-UP CALL” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 26, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ where the truth sees the light of day and it’s up to us to make of it what we will. Listen, if you’re a sensitive soul and are afraid of constructive criticism, […]

The Hierarchy of the Lowlife (RR)

The Hierarchy of the Lowlife (RR)

“THE NEW LOWEST” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 17, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place for your mind to run to for a little bit of peace and quiet. Hello, my name is Roving and I’m glad you could make it. And here we are, […]

Love Thy Enemy Means Enemy Beheads You (RR)

Love Thy Enemy Means Enemy Beheads You (RR)

“BELIEVE WHAT THEY SAY” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 11, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ where we’re not afraid to say we support Israel 110%. Today we’re broadcasting from Madam Shylock’s Fortune-Telling Emporium in Cassadaga, Florida. Hello, how’s Henry*?” “Aren’t you forgetting something? Hello? Cash on the barrelhead, as […]

Congress’s Disseminated Anti-Semitic Bill (RR)

Congress’s Disseminated Anti-Semitic Bill (RR)

“DUMB AND AFRAID” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 9, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place for you to become enlightened by the facts; the place where we don’t believe a word out of the Pentagon; and the one place where our audience is treated with the […]

A Primer in Logic (RR)

A Primer in Logic (RR)

“NO REDACTIONS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that just lays it out for all to see. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re back in Professor Zorkophsky’s plush digs at our university. Why? Because […]

Russian Collusion Didn’t Win the Presidency for Trump — Hillary Did

Russian Collusion Didn’t Win the Presidency for Trump — Hillary Did

“EVIL-DOINGS AND LAWLESSNESS” February 28, 2019 Dear Friends and Colleagues: Yesterday was barbershop day and I had to wait.  Unfortunately, the TV was on and I made the mistake of looking up once or twice and seeing the committee chair launch the proceedings with his anti-Trump tirade.  I tried not to give away my disgust, […]

Humane Incarceration (RR)

Humane Incarceration (RR)

WITH “ROOM SERVICE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Feb. 18, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another news-breaking episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ your source for the facts you won’t hear anywhere else. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host while we learn what concerns our neighbors. Want to hear […]

New Attorney General Needs to Clean House

New Attorney General Needs to Clean House

CAN “JUSTICE” BE RESTORED? by Jeff Crouere, ©2019 (Feb. 16, 2019) — With the confirmation of William Barr as the new U.S. Attorney General, there is hope that the Department of Justice (DOJ) can regain some of its reputation that has been lost in the last few years. Once viewed as a fair and respected […]

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