It’s Been Debunked (RR)

“JUST ANOTHER FLU BUG”

by OPOVV, ©2020

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html

(May 27, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ to place to hear it here first. Since things are looking up we’re back on our corner, across the street from the railroad station, about to waylay this old geezer coming our way. Excuse me, sir, Roving for ‘Pulse,’ the place to hear it here first.”

“Yes, I know who you are; this will be the third time I’ve been on the show.”

“Oh, I remember now; you’re that guy who moved to Japan. How goes it over there?”

“Just fine, actually. They are a very stoic people and not like the Dems here using a debunked virus as an excuse to overthrow the Constitution.”

“So you kept your citizenship?”

“Yes, that I did but at least I’ve a place to go if you allow mail-in voting and let illegals vote. Imagine what this country would look like had Hillary won:  ‘Pulse’ sure as heck wouldn’t be on the air, would it? I’ve heard you say that Hillary should be in jail if for nothing more than getting Seal Team Six killed or, for that matter, Muammar Gaddafi hung. Since Reagan, Libya used to be trusted not to do anything but since Hillary it has been a hotbed for al-Qaeda activity.”

“The news of Seal Team Six getting wiped-out was a shock to the nation.”

“Think Huma AbedinMuslim Brotherhood and Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, and you get the picture. And then imagine giving the mastermind of 9-11 an Islamic funeral aboard a U.S. Navy ship, and while we’re at it let’s sell Putin 20% of our yellowcake so they in turn sell it to the Iranians. It’s just too stupid for words.”

Commercial: “Japan All Stars” (3:24)

“So what’s your take on the political scene here in the USA?”

Japan, Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 3.0

“Japan’s general consensus of America is that you people have all lost your minds, but that’s not a new outlook.”

“No? When did that start?”

“Japan really loved General MacArthur so they had a really hard time when Truman fired him, and ever since then they always thought of us as really stupid.”

“Yes, I can understand that.”

“MacArthur wanted to wipe Mao off the face of the earth and put Chiang Kai-shek back in power.”

“That’s right, wipe the Communists off the face of the earth, just as General George Patton wanted to do with Stalin.”

“Yes, and China has been a thorn in everyone’s side since, hasn’t it?”

“I feel sorry for the people having a bunch of thugs in power. It’s what will happen in the USA if the Deep State ever takes hold.”

“America’s kids are going to public/government education indoctrination centers (schools) so the Dems have a chance, a real good chance of taking control and the first thing they’ll do is bypass the Constitution from Day One.”

“Is that how the Japanese see us, as a people who will be taken over from within?”

“With plenty of help from the Muslims, whom you’re importing at a prodigious rate. You’ve seen the National Debt Clock; you ought to have the National Muslim Infiltration Clock as well. Excuse me, but this is my train arriving. I’m off to watch the toy trains at the museum. Bye.”

Commercial: “Sayonara Japanese Goodbye” (2:15)

“We’ve a call from Madam Shylock so let’s see what’s up. What a pleasant surprise; is this a free call? What’s up?”

“Nice to hear you, too, Roving. Last night I had a very strong premonition that I thought I better share with your viewers; I’d feel guilty if I didn’t.”

“You got my attention. What gives?”

“Don’t trust FOX News, or else trust them to give you the Deep State propaganda. Okay, maybe not all of them every single broadcast, but if I would give any advice to any of them, I would recommend that Tucker Carlson offer his services to Newsmax as of yesterday.”

“What about any of the others?”

“There isn’t any of the others.”

Attribution: Gage Skidmore, CC by 3.0

“What about Lou Dobbs?”

“He’s the exception.”

“But you didn’t call just to say that, did you?”

“No, I didn’t. I called to tell you that FOX will never report on Muslim rape gangs, how the Muslims are gaming the Welfare system, just as they are in Australia, and that once you allow the call to prayer to be blasted over loudspeakers, it is the same as welcoming the camel to stick his nose into your tent.”

“You mean Muslims in our country.”

“Precisely.”

“Then if Trump* is supposed to be so doggone smart, how come we can see what’s happening and he can’t? How come we’ve allowed the 22+ Islamovilles to exist within our borders, let alone one mosque in our country? How come the military still has Muslims in its ranks? Give me a break: what his administration needs is someone to tell him the truth. One would have thought that Robert Jeffress would have told Trump that Islam is a political aberration that murders those who question or leave it.”

“You’re preaching to the choir, Roving. Anyway, I called to say that the Creeping Sharia is alive and well and that, believe it or not, not all of us are as stupid as the Dems in Minnesota.”

“And then there’s Iowa.”

“Yes, just south of Minnesota. Iowans will never get over the Russian Collusion Hoax because they’ll never, as in never-ever, comprehend that they were lied to by people who played them as the dummies they are. After all, they voted for Hillary.”

“So have you heard from the Professor** lately?”

“Just got off the phone with him before I called you. He was telling me about a time machine, believe it or not. He said he can’t wait to show it to you.”

“Well, I can’t wait to see it. Did he give you any hints to you can share?”

“Only one: start with the Harvard Classics and go from there. Oh, one more thing: have a library card so you don’t go broke.”

“He’s a funny guy.”

“One more thing from me: wash your hands and keep your hands away from your face; that’s the key to stay healthy.”

“Okay, thanks for calling. One would have thought that everyone would know by now that the Russian Collusion Hoax has been debunked and the coronavirus is just another flu bug so go wash your hands. And that’ll do it and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[*Trump: president of the USA surrounded by a lot of people who are afraid to speak the truth, or maybe they don’t know the truth. I suggest sending in Chief New Leaf to clean house; to do what needs to be done by deporting DACA, illegal immigrants and Muslims on the first day; on the second day send Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, and Eric Holder to a cage down in GITMO; on the third day send Hillary and Lois Lerner to jail; on the fourth day send the mayors and governors who support sanctuary towns, cities and states to jail, along with everyone who had a hand in the Russian Collusion Hoax; on the next day disband the FBI and let the US Marshals take over.]

[**Professor: Professor Zorkophsky, aka “Zork,” a well-known author of psychology textbooks and the co-author of the movie Dandelion War.’ ]

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