“YOU HAVE NO BACKBONE”
by OPOVV, ©2018
(Mar. 8, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the info-news show that entertains as well as informs. Hello, I’m Roving, your host, and we’re broadcasting from our studio where we have none other than Chief New Leaf with us where we’ll learn about the American Indian’s take on America, circa 2018. Hello, Chief and welcome to ‘Pulse.’”
“Hello, Roving and crew and everyone out there in Television Land; how’s y’all doin’?”
“Fine, for sure. Okay, let’s get right to it: America is going down the tubes; mainstream media is nothing but lies; our kids are out of control; women in combat units, on ships and soon to be on submarines; drugs galore; Muslims free to murder whenever, wherever and whoever they want; illegal immigrants killing us, if not by a bullet or knife, then by getting drunk and using a motor vehicle to do us in, so tell us, what gives?”
“I see your destruction because you have no backbone; you’re all a bunch of cowards. You say you honor your Constitution yet you allow people to speak publicly about abolishing your sacred writings, or at least you used to regard your Constitution as sacred, but there’s no way of telling. You allow criminals to get up and walk out of congressional hearings, as Lois Lerner did, as she receives a bonus, retires and collects her ill-gotten pension. She should be kept in a cage, and she would be in one now if you would follow and enforce the laws that you have on your books.”
“I don’t think calling us all ‘a bunch of cowards’ is being very productive, do you? Excuse us first, please, while we throw in a commercial.”
“Cherokee Song” (4:31)
“Well, now that you mention it, give me a minute to think about it. Yes, I’m right so I’ll have to stand by my original statement, and if you don’t like it don’t tell me I’m wrong; show me I’m wrong.”
“Well, you got me there. Anything else to add?”
“Plenty, but most of it has all been said before.”
“Well, then, how about telling us something that hasn’t been said before.”
“Very well; here goes: you have a word in your vocabulary, dream, that you use very – how shall I say – haphazardly, with no respect or reverence. You have a nursery rhyme called ‘Rowing a Boat,‘ but as soon as you get older you forget all about it.”
“Why’s that so important? And why shouldn’t we ‘forget all about it,’ as you say?”
“This is how it is: as soon as you become aware, you’re alive, and when you stop being alive is when you die. The time of being aware and not is called ‘LIFE,’ and life is but a blink of an eye, because when you die, as your spirit leaves your body, your whole life is relived, as if a dream.
“The Australian Aborigines call life, the time between being aware and then not, (a) Dreamtime, and when you’re really dreaming (while sleeping) is the real world as your spirit sees it, or how your spirit interrupts life. The key to life is to live without dreaming because there’s a catch to it all.”
“How so?”
“Well, we American Indians call the dreams that you can remember omens, and some may be good omens but others may not be so good, so why take a chance? I mean, why take a chance of having a bad omen?”
“You mean like ‘no omen is better than none?’ But that doesn’t make any sense.”
“Yes, it does: you see, by not dreaming you keep a steady sight to the stars, as we say, or maybe a sailor would say ‘a steady keel.’”
“I thought sailors said ‘a steady rudder.’”
“That, too. No matter how a person gives up the ghost; no matter how the brain shuts off, the brain gives off one last flash of energy as the spirit leaves the body; that there’s no escape from, sleeping or not. It’s the time when the worth of a human is weighed on the scales of species perpetuity; where the truth is (perhaps) finally revealed; when a person’s life is laid bare and Freud’s Id is laid openly dissected on the table of life.”
“What the heck is the ‘table of life?’”
“It’s the smorgasbord of the good and bad deeds of someone’s life, all laid-out in plain sight; no shadows; no shades of grey or misinterpretations possible. Which reminds me of this: I was watching Laura Ingraham the other night and I heard her say, ‘Not all Muslims are like that,’ which presupposes that Muslims have freedom of choice, not only in their actions, but in their thinking as well.
“No doubt Laura believes in the Constitution, as we all do, but she may also believe that Islam is a religion when, in fact, Islam is just a sorry excuse for old men to molest young girls; to lord over women; to ‘honor-kill old wives to replace with young wives,’ and to rule people’s lives from birth until the Grim Reaper comes a-knockin’.
“Islam is a mental condition, and to expound a little bit on that subject is our esteemed doctor of psychiatry, Professor Zorkophsky, on the phone from the epicenter of The Swamp: Washington, DC. Hello, Zork, how you doin’?”
“Rain, wind, snow and more rain; wind and more wind. I am doing well, thank you; hello, Chief and viewers. Okay, listen to this: Islam is a mental condition that makes its followers behave as sociopaths and psychopaths, and it’s been going on for the last 1,400 YEARS! It’s all about revenge and kill the unbelievers and, since 1949, it’s the ‘No Jew between me and the sea’ stupid nonsense.
“The so-called Palestinians could’ve made a paradise on earth had they wanted one; heck, they were given BILLIONS and all they did was waste every penny of it, why, look at what Yasser Arafat didn’t do with all the millions he was given: not one day-care center and not one clinic. Islam is a political movement that rules by draconian methods, which includes sleep deprivation; threats; fear; public capital punishment; and teaching ignorance as a beneficial educational tool.
“In conclusion, a Muslim has no more control of his life than an ant does in the ant hill, at least when the Muslim lives in a Sharia-Compliant Country or a Sharia Compliant Zone of a city or a Sharia Compliant Household. And a Muslim woman, especially a Muslim woman, has no rights whatsoever in any aspect of her life, from birth until the end. I hope that helps, and I must leave to attend a meeting. Bye.”
“Goodbye, Professor, and thank you for your input. What say you, Chief?”
“The professor is right on target. When a person dies a natural death, one hopes for the last thought to be a good one, and the only guarantee for that to happen is to live by the Golden Rule, a rule of life as old as life itself. When the human race was at its infancy, cooperation was the key to survival and, on the whole of human survival, cooperation has always been the key to eventually arriving at one of the pinnacles of human achievement: the writing and the implementation of the United States Constitution.
“Now I know we’re about to break for a commercial, so let me say this: the year is 2018 and not 700 AD and Muslims have been dying without a smile on their faces for over 1,300 years. The destruction caused by Islam is REAL, and yet you treat the threat of Islam so cavalierly it makes us American Indians question your ability to reason. And I wish to say no more. Thank you for inviting me to be interviewed on your most important and entertaining show.”
“And we thank you, Chief Leaf, on your wisdom. It’s good to know that the Golden Rule may very well have been the first rule of life; just too bad the Muslims never got the message. Molly, our sound-boom holder, is signaling me to wrap it up and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Hey, Chief, join us for burgers: my treat.”
“Yeha Noha” (4:26)