by Roving Reporter, ©2023
(Sep. 11, 2023) — “Try That in a Small Town” (3:00)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. On this, the 22nd anniversary of the cowardly attacks on our country by a belief system that worships death, Bishop Dunkin would like to share his sermon he wrote for this day. The microphone is yours, Bishop.”
“Thank you, Roving, for allowing me the opportunity to spread the Good News that our Savior, Jesus Christ, has risen and has taken the troubles of the world upon His shoulders. We celebrate the Golden Rule as we recognize that the world is a more dangerous place than it was just 22 short years ago.
“We used to have a president who would smite our enemies, be they domestic or foreign, but Trump [‘Trump Won’ (3:30)] is fighting an uphill battle against an entrenched Deep State, so we fervently pray for him and his family that we can welcome them back into the White House on Jan. 20, 2025.
“Let us pray. Dear Lord, we live in trying times, indeed we do. We are surrounded by those who wish to do use harm. From the radio we get blasted by hate speech; from the idiot box we get such shows as ‘Morning Joe’ and ‘The View’ that parrot the lies that the Deep State is pushing on any particular day, or, in the case of ‘Russian Collusion,’ years; from the printed word we are bombarded by lies; and from Hollywood there’s a never-ending reel of pro-Muslim, pro-CCP and anti-America gibberish that is so disgusting we won’t even mention the mental illness dubbed as ‘trans’ is, supposedly, accepted as the ‘new normal.’ Not so fast, I say unto you; you haven’t won yet.
“This prayer is from the heart, my heart, of how 9-11 affected someone who was living in Florida at the time. I feel confident that we can blame our government for allowing Muslims to enter our country, 1, and 2, for not following up on expired visas. I don’t think we need to say any more on that subject since it is obvious that to expect any government employee to satisfy their job description is out of the question. Now, I’m sure there may be a few government employees who are honest and dedicated, so continue to feel good about yourselves, but here’s a word of warning: if you’re thinking about becoming a whistleblower, you better have an avenue of escape because they murder whistleblowers these days, don’t they?
“Many innocent people died on the infamous day, and I mourn for each. Years before I saw a kindred spirit and I remember thinking that I hoped she wasn’t one of the ones breakfasting on that beautiful clear blue-sky day. Years after 9-11 I saw her at a pizza place and my first thought was, ‘She’s alive,’ and since then I’ve felt better about life. But then what about those who were trapped up there in that restaurant? What about the husband and father who was helpless to render safety to his family? What about the wife and mother who looked up to the father for safety? What was going through the father’s mind when he looked at his children and saw nothing but abject fear as they clung to their mother who was comforting to the best of her ability, knowing that the man she hooked her stars to couldn’t help them, not even himself? How did the man feel knowing there was no option but burning to death? Perhaps the collapse and being crushed to death was a godsend; we’ll never know.
“But this we do know. We know that Muslims worship death and if not to the Jews, then it’s the Christians, and if not us then anyone else is up for grabs. After all, what’s the difference? They tried to blow up the Trade Tower in 1993 and we let them in to try it again, this time from above. And then we opened the floodgates and now there very well may be over 15 million, if not more, of our sworn enemy living next door. Care for a taxi ride?
“Being accommodating and generous is perceived as being shortsighted and weak by our enemy. Allowing them to build mosques is a mistake of the highest order because now they perceive that this is their land, not ours. We have been conquered but haven’t the brains to realize that the Muslims won on 9-11 and we lost on 9-11.
They say that the truth shall set you free. Well, then, here’s truth: if we don’t deport the Muslims from within our borders, go and watch our young men being mowed down on the beaches of Normandy, France, on D-Day, by German machine guns and know that they very well may have died in vain if we allow our enemy to kill us while we refuse to retaliate.
“We have Veterans who commit suicide because our government is weak. Our government is weak because the Deep State wants it that way. The question is, what do you want?
“We say this in the name of our Savior, Jesus Christ. Amen.”
“That was great, Bishop Dunkin. I guess I’ll just say goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show, but sad beyond — well, just sad. I can’t imagine what a sense of helplessness feels like when all the options are off the table as you watch the women you love and the family you raised all happy and excited and smiling just an hour before turning to, well, you get the picture. Muslims celebrate this day; did you know that? Burger time, my treat.”
“Justice for All” (2:24)
Roving Reporter