Ideology vs. Economic Model (RR)

“OIL AND WATER”

by OPOVV, ©2019

Are the tenets of Sharia Law and Islam congruent with the U.S. Constitution?

(Mar. 13, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the most popular show of its genera in its time slot. Our editor keeps bugging us to answer the mail but, as I’m sure you’re all aware, we just don’t have the time; however, we do read them all and share the really stupid ones with the rest of the office. And speaking of the office, the bet is that Mr. RINO Paul Ryan will declare himself a Democrat-Socialist and throw his faithless hat into the ring of, well, let’s be honest, losers. Hello, I’m Mr. Roving Reporter (RR) and we’re back from a brisk visit to Madam Shylock to be with Professor Zorkophsky to ask him about his new book, ‘The Dandelion War.’ Is that right: ‘War’ and not ‘Wars?’”

“Did Tolstoy write War and Peace or did he write Wars and Peace?’ And, by the way, go ahead and address me as ‘Zork’ since we’re here in my humble office. Oh, before we start hawking my new book, ‘The Dandelion War,’ let me show you my latest addition; please, step this way into the new express elevator which will take us to the roof. Well, what do you think of my professional golf driving range and various greens? Pretty neat, don’t you think?”

“What I think is what you’re going to think up next. Listen, we’ve had a hard time explaining why Islam is nothing more than your run-of-the-mill ideology, akin to Communism and Socialism, Dictatorship and Oligarchy.”

 “Well, Roving, an example of an Oligarchy is how Iran is governed, which is run by a group of Ayatollahs. Sharia Law enforcers are the Gestapo of the Islamic government, which is draconian, which means you don’t have a life of free choice, or any choice, come to think of it, especially if you’re born a female. There are no records of female suicide in Muslim countries, but we know the choice of death: self-immolation. That’s right, they choose to burn themselves to death rather than live another day under Islamic rule; under the umbrella of the teachings of the Quran: the Book of Hate: ‘Kill the Jew and Christian wherever Ye may find them.’ The Golden Rule will not be found in any Imam’s teachings, which is why Muslims are put to death if they’re found with a Bible. I mean, the philosophical idea of the Golden Rule is the antithesis of what Islam is all about. Does that help you any?”

“That makes sense; I mean, they sure don’t have any problem with premeditated murder, which they call Honor Killings, to the point of killing a daughter for ‘looking at a boy.’ Let me ask you this, Zork: what’s your take on Fox News and Judge Jeanine Pirro?”

“Truth? You want the truth? Fox is history, and has been ever since the day Bill O’Reilly uttered the phrase ‘moderate Muslim’ back in 2006 or so. Judge Jeanine speaks the truth about the Muslim mindset and everyone goes ape, which is indicative of the mindset over at Fox. There are a few honest ones at Fox, but their days are numbered; maybe I should’ve said their hours are numbered. As it is in the European Union, soon it will be unlawful to criticize Islam, even constructive criticism, here at the home of the brave.”

“Out of curiosity, what would you like to see on this show?”

“I want to see Dr. Orly Taitz debate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, is what I’d like to see, and then take on Kamala Harris. Here, I’ll write you a check to get the ball rolling.”

“Hold it, Zork, because there’s no way that Cortez or Harris will consent to be made more of a fool than they already are; trust me.”

“You got me there, Roving.”

“Last question: explain the difference between ideology and an economic model.”

“I thought I did.”

“I’m sure you did just as I’m sure I missed it, so could you please run that by me again? I mean, after this commercial.”

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“Can I answer now? Okay, now listen and please pay attention. An example of our ideology is the Constitution, whereas the ideology of the Muslims is the Quran. An example of our economic model is Capitalism, whereas the economic model of the Islamic countries is a combination of any model that promotes the ruling class, as long as the ruling class has a piece of the profits. The so-called religious aspects of Islam is that the universe began in 610 AD; anything that may have happened before then is meaningless and must not be studied and/or destroyed. A couple of examples of wanton destruction: the Buddhist statues of Bamiyan in Afghanistan (2001) and the ruins at Palmyra (2016).”

“But that doesn’t make a lick of sense.”

“Not to us it doesn’t, but to Muslims it makes perfect sense. The Quran instructs its believers to destroy any likeness of the human form, be it in statue form or in a painting.”

“So Michelangelo’s David and Leonardo’s Mona Lisa are fair game?”

“Fair game, as is every other statue and painting worldwide.”

“Because of what, ignorance?”

“In spades, and that, and that alone, is the driving force behind Islam’s spread throughout the world. Keep half the population from learning how to read and write; censor the choices of information and brainwash them from early morning until late at night; and promise young men that the only future they could possibly aspire to is to murder other humans and members of their own family.”

“So why have we welcomed any Muslims into the United States?”

“I said that Muslims are really dumb, right, for denying half their population access to information, but we’re even dumber for giving ALL our population WRONG information, that’s how.”

“So what’s the prognosis?”

“Let me answer your question with a question of my own: look at Hollywood; look at the mainstream media; look at our centers of higher learning; look at the 20-30 million illegal immigrants in our country; and now, with all that as your facts, what would you, as a rational human being, conclude? And then take a look at the politicians in Washington, DC, starting with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, and ask yourself if they’re for America or for their own selfish rewards.”

“Hey, will you look at the time? And we never got to your new book, ‘The Dandelion War.’ And speaking of time, it’s that time for me to thank you, Zork, for another memorial interview where — and I think I can speak for all our viewers and readers — it was a truly delightful experience. And so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you, Zork, and our audience a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Another one for the archives. Burger time; my treat.”

[So here’s the deal: Sharia Law and the Constitution are like oil and water. In America a woman has the legal rights of a man, and if a woman is raped she sure as heck doesn’t need “10 male witnesses” to prove her case, as it teaches in the Quran; also it doesn’t take two women witnesses to equal one male witness. And I rest my case.]

This Little Girl” (2:45)

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