“THEY ALL LIE, UNTIL…” by OPOVV, ©2018 (May 17, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that’s the talk of the water cooler: ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be your host for this episode, which we’ll start off […]
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Stupidity by Design (RR)
HAVE AMERICANS BEEN DUPED BY “THOUGHT CONTROL?” by OPOVV, ©2018 (May 13, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to go for truth-in-the-news. Hello, my name is Mr. Roving Reporter and we’re here at Miss Bernard’s 6th grade class to give a history lesson on […]
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Equations (RR)
“HOW DOES THIS MAKE US SAFER?” by OPOVV, ©2018 (May 8, 2018) — Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that normal people watch to get the unvarnished truth. And here we are, back on our corner, under the awning, across the street from the railroad station […]
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Welcome to the PTSD National Convention (RR)
“THE EFFECTS ARE FAR-REACHING” by OPOVV, ©2018 (May 3, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the meeting of the overly nervous among us. Hello, my name is Roving Reporter and I’ll be your host for this evening’s festivities. We have a lot of interesting guest speakers so let’s get started, shall […]
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Cast of Characters (RR)
“THE USUAL SUSPECTS” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Apr. 27, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the most enjoyable half-hour you can expect from the idiot box*. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter and we’re back at Reverend Dunkin’s church down here on Hawthorn Street. Well, Reverend Dunkin, what’s happening?” […]
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Professor Zorkophsky Chimes In (RR)
“THE CONCEPT OF TIME” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Apr. 18, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your dependable source for the ‘Three Happenings: has happened; is happening; and will happen.’ Did I read that right? I wouldn’t’ve said it like that. I would’ve said ‘What it was; is […]
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Money Passes Power as More Desired (RR)
“THIRTY PIECES OF SILVER” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Apr. 11, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the info-news show that spells it out pretty plainly, sometimes accused either of being too plain or not plain enough. No, I’m not running for any office; I was just reading […]
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“Me Offended” – Part 8 (RR)
“SUBJECTS THAT SHOULD BE MOOT” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Apr. 5, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the oasis on the idiot box where your brain can take a rest from the mayhem that’s happening on the other side of your front door. Hello, […]
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We Were Once a Country (RR)
IS AMERICAN PRIDE STILL ALIVE? by OPOVV, ©2018 (Apr. 4, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place where the ‘in-the-know’ become the ‘in-the-know.’ I’m your Roving Reporter and I’ll be your host for tonight’s program. We’re once again back on our corner about to waylay […]
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Hey, Don, Welcome to the SWAMP (RR)
“ALIVE AND HEALTHY” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Mar. 24, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting edition of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the info-news show where nothing is held back, nothing is swept under the rug, and where nothing is off-limits. If you want to watch nothing but shows that make […]
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Conversation at the Grocery Store (RR)
“THEY PLAY FOR KEEPS” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Mar. 19, 2018) — “Good evenings, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the info-news show that’s sure to get mentioned at the water cooler. I was reminded by a Letter-to-the-Editor not to be so opinionated; to just report the NEWS; try and refrain […]
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They’re Watching You (RR)
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They Want Our Guns: WHY? (RR)
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Using HS Students as Pawns (RR)
“A DIFFERENT MINDSET” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Feb. 22, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the exciting info-news show: ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host for today’s show. We’re back on our corner where we interview our neighbors to see what bugs them these […]
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The Disassociation Complex (RR)
A DANGEROUS WORLD by OPOVV, ©2018 (Feb. 19, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘I Told You So Show,’ aka ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Today we’re going to try something new; today we’re staying in the office and trygin a televised radio show. What’s that? We’re not? We’re doing a […]
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Lost in Space (RR)
“NIP IT IN THE BUD” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Feb. 15, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the one enjoyable half-hour on the idiot box. Hello, I’m Mr. Roving Reporter and I’ll be your host for this thrilling episode of ‘Pulse.’ We’ve had a number of angry […]
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Madam Shylock Weighs In on PTSD (RR)
“THEY ALL PAY” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Feb. 10, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another round of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter and, as you can see, we’re back in Cassadaga, Florida, home of one of our most popular regular contributors, none other than Madam Shylock. Hello, and […]
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Roving Back on the Job (RR)
AND CHIEF NEW LEAF SAYS HIS PEACE by OPOVV, ©2018 (Jan. 24, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ever-popular info-news show: ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ We’re back on our corner; well, actually around the corner – out of the wind—where we’ll waylay some unsuspecting people and ask them what […]
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Water Cooler Talk (RR)
“SLEAZY POLITICIANS” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Jan. 18, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the info-news show that’s the hit at the water cooler the next morning. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be your host for this episode, which is, […]
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The War of the Worlds: Duck & Cover (RR)
“HOAX” OR NOT? by OPOVV, ©2018 (Jan. 16, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the info-news show that’s the most watched in its time slot: ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ We’re still broadcasting from the train station because of the inclement weather, so let’s get the show on the road. Not […]