“CONNECT THE DOTS”
by OPOVV , ©2018
(Mar. 15, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place where good folk go to hear the truth. My name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and, as you can see, we’re on a corner across from a railroad station out in the ‘burbs, a place where people work for a living, pay their taxes and serve in the military. I like living in this little town for a number of reasons, not the least of which is that they don’t hire cops unless they have an Honorable Discharge from one of our military services. What we do is interview our neighbors as they wait for the next train to the big city. Excuse us while we break for a commercial.”
“Ain’t No California” (3:40)
“Excuse me, sir, care to be on ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched show in its time slot?”
“Shhh! They’re watching you.”
“Well, I certainly hope so; I mean, this is, after all, a television show.”
“No, that’s not what I mean. Think Deep State. Look, do I have time to explain something very simple, very obvious, and very dangerous?”
“Will it be suitable to air for little kiddies? The other day we broadcasted from a 3rd grade classroom and we left all the children crying. You wouldn’t believe the number of complaints we got over that. Excuse us to air a commercial.”
“Witch Doctor” (2:23)
“You say little kiddies watch your show?”
“Well, in the industry, the entertainment industry, we have to cater to the lowest common denominator.”
“You mean like Affirmative Action?”
“Precisely. So we have to gear our shows that even the dumbest of our viewers can understand.”
“I’m afraid it’s worse; a lot worse than what the 3rd graders heard.”
“What the heck; let’s hear it.”
“Okay; then I’ll make it easy. Here’s what we’ll do: we’ll play ‘Connect the Dots.’ We’ll have a dot that we’ll label the ‘European Union’; another ‘Muslim Migration’; we’ll add 9-11, Fort Hood and the Las Vegas shooting dot; the ‘Democratic Party’ dot; the politicians acquiescing to Muslims invading everywhere dot; the clergy of the UK welcoming the rape gangs, just as they’ve done in Sweden dot-dot; and what do you say we put a big, BIG dot representing the UN’s AGENDA 21?”
“Yes; that’ll work. We can do that.”
“Good. So maybe we’ll ask the people if they drew a line and connected ALL of the dots; what then?”
“I wonder; no, wait, I just had a thought. Does anyone here know how to get in touch with that General who rolls around that blackboard on wheels? No? Then what about the Talking Dog? Try calling that Vietnam Vet and ask them to join us. And while we’re waiting we’ll show a few commercials.”
“Lonely Days” (3:49)
“I Put A Spell On You” (2:29)
“We’re back, and with us here is the Vietnam Vet with the Talking Dog. Thanks for joining us on such short notice.”
“The dog says no problem since we were just down the street at the dog park. How can we help you?”
“Let’s throw in another commercial while I explain the dots to the dog.”
“I’m Not A Juvenile Delinquent” (2:50)
“During the commercial the gentleman that we were interviewing, well, this is what he said: ‘I see one! Over there! I told you they’re after me! I’m outta here!’ and he split; like in gone; as in flew the coop; ran down the street, he did. Anyway, we have the Talking Dog to put things in the proper perspective. So what does the dog have to say about it all?”
“The dog says you allow the Saudis to fund Wahhabi schools in your country; she says you cover up Muslim massacres (like what happened in Las Vegas); she says you allow Muslims in your military even after Kuwait and Ft. Hood; and she says that she could go on until – her words – ‘the cows come home.’ She says you’re all so stupid that even if you do connect the dots you won’t be able to understand the relationship between AGENDA 21 and the forces behind abolishing the Second Amendment.”
“So she thinks that the high school students protesting guns are being played, just as Jane Fonda was played by the North Vietnamese during the Vietnam War. She also says that the Second Amendment is one of the keys, if not THE KEY to America’s survival.
“She also says that Trump can’t do it alone with half of America, the Democrats and mainstream media on the side of destroying the Beacon of Freedom. And if nothing else, if URANIUM ONE doesn’t wake anyone up then nothing will because the murder of Ambassador Stevens or the prosecution of LTC Terry Lakin didn’t sway our stupid brain-dead, easily-led voters, now didn’t it?”
“No, I guess not. Look, this is a really interesting discussion but we’ve run out of time and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Hey, Vietnam Vet and Talking Dog, join us for burgers: my treat.”
“Here Comes The Night” (2:49)