by OPOVV, ©2018

(Mar. 24, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting edition of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the info-news show where nothing is held back, nothing is swept under the rug, and where nothing is off-limits.  If you want to watch nothing but shows that make you feel good, change the channel; if you’re reading a transcript of the show on The P&E political blog and you can’t handle criticism, become a Muslim. I guess I might’ve lost half my viewers; oh, well, as they say, “Nothing ventured, nothing gained.” Let’s get this commercial out of the way before we start.”

The One Who Really Loves You” (2:22)

“As you can see, we’re back on our corner about to waylay someone on their way to the big city via the commuter train. Excuse me, Miss, care to be interviewed on ‘Pulse?’”

“I guess not: she walked away. Said, ‘doesn’t speak to fanatics.’ What about you, sir?”

“I’m not afraid; sure, I’ll speak to you.”

“Okay; thanks. What’s your name, what do you do, and where are you off to today?”

“Name is Roy and I’m a retired post office employee: 35 years. And what was the other part?”

“Where you off to today?”

“Oh, now I remember; not about your question, but what I’m doing. I’m going down to watch the trains go around and around at the Science and Industry Museum. It’s a very therapeutic way to relieve stress; at least for me it is.”

“You’ve a lot of stress that needs relieving?”

“Did you hear about Trump signing that trillion-dollar budget?”

“I heard.”

“That’s my answer and saved by the train. Bye.”

“Goodbye, and thanks for talking with us. Excuse us while we break for a commercial.”

Summertime” (4:00)

“And we’re back. And who do we have here?”

“My name is Laverne and I heard what that retired mailman said, and I agree about the stress factor going through the roof.

“Okay; and?”

“I’m calling in sick and joining watching the trains go around in circles. And I’m taking that train, there.”

“And off she goes, running across the street as she’s waving to the conductor. Let’s break for a commercial.”

When I Think About Cheatin’” (4:16)

“Okay, we’re back for one more interview. Excuse me, Miss, got time to talk on ‘Pulse?’ Roving Reporter here.”

“Right; I know who you are and I guess I’ve the time; after all, cat and dog, that’s Fluffy and Annie, and I watch, or we used to watch – but now read – your show whenever you’re on, if you know what I mean. Name is Sue, by the way.”

“Hi; so here’s the question of the day: what do you think about Trump signing the trillion-dollar-plus bill?”

“Look, I was having a pretty nice day, that is, until Trump came on the television and told the nation that he caved. How come he couldn’t have stood tall? And I’ve got a question for you: what do you think, really think, Chief New Leaf would say about it? And there’s my ride; I mean, here comes my train. Bye.”

“Goodbye and thanks for talking with us. Well, folks, I’d have to say the Democrats won this round, which is the same thing as saying the Swamp won. I thought Trump had a little more backbone, to tell the truth. I voted for him to clean the Swamp but I guess we have to wait around for Round 2 come September. Look, if America was a business going broke – and we are going broke – why agree to something that makes us even more in debt? Hey, our time is up and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“People are upset, I’d say. The Swamp is alive and healthy, and that’s the reality of the situation. Spin it any way you want, but today the Swamp won. Hey, crew, burger time: my treat.”

Waltz of the Flowers” (3:55)


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  1. I’m hearing some self-identified conservatives/patriots blaming UniParty weasels Ryan, McConnell, Pelosi and Schumer instead of Trump for the passage of the Omnibus Bill. The truth is Trump could’ve vetoed the bill because the House didn’t have the votes to override his veto. He could’ve forced Congress to send him a separate appropriations bill for the defense department, which is the normal way of appropriating spending bills for a major department of government.

    If Trump would’ve honored his promises and stood up for the people who elected him, he would’ve forced the weasels to negotiate a better bill, and he would’ve energized and emboldened his base, and they would’ve embraced him as their champion.

    Now here’s an example of how a real leader, who actually represents the people who elected him, stands up to the weasels:

    “I can only speak for the Hungarian people, and they don’t want any migration. In my understanding, it’s not possible for the people to have a will on a fundamental issue and for the government not to comply with it.” Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán

    Hungary’s population is not in favor of open borders and taking in refugees, and Prime Minister Orbán has been following the will of his people and has kept the refugees out of Hungary.

    President Harry Truman is famous for saying “the buck stops here,” i.e., with the President. The Omnibus Bill became law for one reason and one reason only, Trump signed it into law. Only he could do that. The reality is the buck stops with the President.

    Ponder this: if Trump would have stood tall and vetoed the bill, knocking it into the trash can next to his desk, what would he have become in the eyes of the Republican base and patriots throughout the nation? Can you imagine? It would’ve been Churchillian.

    It’s time for Trump voters to face the truth and stop living in denial. Trump is a leftist Democrat; he got what he wanted in this bill. He lied and told self-identified patriots, evangelicals, and conservatives what they wanted to hear. He gave them words, but he didn’t back up those words with actions.

    The way things are shaping up, the Dems will win in November. With the RINOs help, they will impeach Trump, and he will become a lame duck until 2020. If nominated, he will lose in a landslide, and America will become like CA a one-party fascist govt ruled by Leftist Democrats.

    What I feared most about Trump becoming President is now coming to pass. One thing more, Christians and Jews should prepare for persecution.

  2. treason fighter,
    The coup in 2008/2009 to put the ineligible, identity fraud con-artist Barack Hussein Obama in place as the putative president worked, and it’s looking more like the coup to keep Obama as effectively, still the president, as he would have been had Hillary been elected is also working.
    Obama’s usurpation should not be treated as ancient history, as some are now doing. Revealing and having acted on the biggest crime in history against America and her Constitution, which gave us the fraud Obama and gave America’s government and her military to the enemy, may be the only way to defeat the swamp…..which is why the battle to remove Trump is so fierce……the many complicit fear that reveal could happen and are in full panic mode. The plan for Hillary as the follow-up to cover for the Obama fraud and corruption failed. The truth about Barry, revealed in a way that cannot be refuted, would pull the drain on the swamp….. and it might be the only way to win this battle for our nation. Riots in the cities would be a very small price to pay. We must reveal, and have acted on, the crimes which got us into this mess in order to get out of it, and the biggest one of all is Obama’s usurpation.

  3. Can you say Obama is still our dictator and is running the country from outside the oval office? Obama has unlimited funding from Soros and our DOJ, NSA, and FBI in the tank for him. This is BIG! Obama, the Democrats, RINO’s and Globalist are still in control via the deep state. Their Coup against Trump is successful.

  4. The SWAMP may have won the battle but they will lose the war. I grew up in NY and there was plenty of news about Trump. The media would always delight in any problem he may have, but he always came out of the problem in a better place.

    Rush Limbaugh said: “this budget was designed to separate Trump from his voters”. This is very true. The SWAMP has lived in DC for many decades and have worked hard to discourage the good people of this country. It is now time for us to stand with our President and declare you may have won the battle but we are up for the war, and will win the war.