IS THE FBI HIDING SOMETHING?
by OPOVV, ©2019
(Apr. 2, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that exposes what we already know, so we really can’t say whatever we say is a surprise. But then again, there are always some of us sitting on the dock watching the ship sail, standing on the platform watching the train fade away, or sitting on the bench at the bus stop wondering if that was our bus. That’s right, some of our fellow citizens are out-to-lunch, out-to-breakfast and out to the dwarf planet Pluto and beyond. These fellow citizens have lost their chance at the brass ring, but they don’t know it and, perhaps unfortunately, will never know it: it’s just how the cookie crumbles. Look, I don’t make up the rules; I just report what we all already know: without voter ID, forget about it.
“So what are we supposed to think, now that the government agencies that just yesterday were willing to herd us all into gas chambers but all of a sudden have changed their stripes and now are our friends? That the NSA, CIA and the FBI will suddenly start telling us the truth? Maybe they’ll drop off some fresh donuts tomorrow morning as a peace offering; now wouldn’t that make us trust them? The Nation of Islam and the Democratic Party are now one and the same, going after the Jews and Christians, the Bill of Rights, and our total support for the nation of Israel.
“After 9-11, I wrote a letter to Benjamin Netanyahu offering my services to the IDF*, only to be told, ‘Thanks but no, thanks.’ Okay, at least they were gracious enough to write back rather than to completely ignore me. Okay, what do you say we get this show on the road? Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re back on our corner, across the street from the railroad station, under the awning waylaying commuters on their way to the big city. And speaking of the unsuspecting, here comes one now. Excuse me, Miss, care to be on TV? Roving for ‘Pulse,’ the award winning information show that’s the most popular in its time slot.”
“No, thanks; I don’t talk to strangers.”
“I’m not a stranger; I’m on television just about every night; I’m also in The Post & Email News, so I sure ain’t no stranger. Now, how ‘bout tellin’ us your name and what’s buggin’ you the most these days?”
“My name is Mary Jane and what’s bugging me the most is all this talk about the border and illegal immigrants.”
“As it does all of us. By the way, what do you do for a living?”
“I’m what you might call a potential recorder.”
“Give us an example.”
“I just happen to have one with me, right here on my phone.
POTENTIAL RECORDING
Mika Brzezinski: “I mean…”
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: “I say so, I mean…”
Mika Brzezinski: “Oh, I know…”
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: “I mean…”
Mika Brzezinski: “Oh, I know…”
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: “I learned about the Revolutionary War; Bugs Bunny was playing the part of Paul Revere and he rode the subway.”
Mika Brzezinski: “I wonder how much subway tokens were back then.”
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: “I don’t think they had tokens back then, I think they paid with a chicken.”
Mika Brzezinski: “I always thought it was eggs.”
The End
“That’s, what? For real?”
“For sure, and here’s my train. Bye.”
“Bye. Let’s take a break.”
“I Got the Blues” (4:52)
“Okay, we’re back with Frank, a retired FBI agent.”
“You weren’t supposed to mention the ‘FBI’; you were only supposed to use the word ‘agent.’”
“Oh, sorry. What about your name, Frank Miller?”
“You weren’t supposed to use my last name, ‘Miller’; you were only supposed to use my first name, ‘Frank.’”
“Oh, alright, we’ll just start over; we’ll edit out my mistake. Okay, we’re back with Frank, a retired federal agent. So, Frank, you think that the FBI can’t be trusted, and nothing makes it as obvious as that massacre in Las Vegas in October 2017; does that about cover it?”
“Yes, Roving, that does cover it. You see, the FBI should’ve told the truth from the get-go rather than waffle.”
“So it was just another Muslim killing spree, is that it?”
“That’s it. And here’s my train; off to the museum of Science and Industry.”
“Have fun. Well, that about does it for us except I got a note from the General: you know, the one who pushes his blackboard all over town, stating that if President Trump ever needs someone who can do the job right the first time, he’s available for $1.00 a year. I take it he’s talking about the border and deporting the illegal immigrants. And now, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Another great show. Burger time: my treat.”
[*IDF: true story, one of which I’m rather proud; I think I would’ve been a lot prouder had they accepted me.]
“Secret Agent Man” (2:17)