by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Nov. 10, 2023) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. From what we understand, a Veteran may have had pepper spray walking outside somewhere in our country. Some say near the Capitol building, some say in Spruce Creek, […]
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On the Payroll of China, S1., Ep. 5 (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Nov. 7, 2023) — “Goodbye Cruel World” (2:20) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Last we saw of Henry he was about to be attacked by an audience of New England play enthusiasts; I believe they wanted to tar-and-feather […]
Hudna (Ceasefire) in Islam Means Deception (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Nov. 5, 2023) — “Try That in a Small Town” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Vietnam all over again. The DMZ. The bad guys could sneak across, murder, and then run back and we couldn’t go […]
Henry: Secret Agent Mole! S1, Ep. 2
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Nov. 1, 2023) — “I Feel the Earth Move” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The last we saw of Henry, he was trapped in an elevator in the Federal Building in San Francisco. Let’s see how […]
Yelling Pro-Hamas is Inflammatory (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Oct. 30, 2023) — “Green Green” (2:11) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Here’s the thing: you can’t yell ‘fire’ in a crowded movie theater, and you can’t run your mouth supporting insane acts that result in […]
Back in the Day (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Oct. 23, 2023) — “Justice for All” (2:24) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest, Professor Zorkophsky, is back to hawk his autobiography, ‘Back in the Day.’ Welcome back, Professor. Another bestseller?” “But of course, […]
PTSD and the Patriot Act (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Oct. 21, 2023) — “Norwegian Wood” (2:04) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. It’s a fixed deck; our political battlefield is dealt by a dealer who cheats, and the fly in the ointment is by someone […]
Armchair Observation of Studio 6B (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Sep. 17, 2023) — “Everlasting Love” (2:55) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky is back to give some well-meaning advice to a popular show, ‘Live from Studio 6B.’ Welcome aboard, Professor.” “And thank you for inviting me […]
Operating Outside the Constitution Leaves You Unprotected (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Sep. 15, 2023) — “Try That in a Small Town” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest’s full name is ‘Turtle who sits on rock in the moonlight (in the bubbling brook’), but we’ll just […]
The Ten Commandments for Retirees (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Sep. 10, 2023) — “Gonna Get Along Without You Now” (2:21) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky is back with us to hawk his latest bestseller, ‘The Ten Commandments for Retirees.’ Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched […]
Henry Unveils His Cape (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Sep. 7, 2023) — “Let’s Fall to Pieces Together” (2:55) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest today is Henry, the talking frog who has an important announcement. Oh, look who just walked in but Madam Shylock with […]
Biden Planted a Forest of Rape Trees (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Sep. 4, 2023) — “Take Time Out” (3:57) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is a whistleblower of the highest order, someone who is way up there in the hierarchy of power who wishes to […]
Governors Pontius Pilate and Brian Kemp (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Sep. 2, 2023) — “Justice for All” (2:24) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Not that long ago, one of the requirements to become a policeman was to have an Honorable Discharge from one of the branches […]
A Micro-Look into the (Recent) History of the USA (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Aug. 30, 2023) — “Try That in a Small Town” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Madam Shylock [‘Fortune Teller’ (2:41)] has entered the competitive rat race of selling books to the libraries of the world, making her […]
Thank You for Your Service (for the Constitution) (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Aug. 4, 2023) — “Trump Won” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first.” YOUR CHOICE : TRUMP: NO RAPE TREES BIDEN: RAPE TREES “That’s the bumper sticker I saw on the way to work this morning. Kind-of hard […]
Here’s News: Policy Outsmarts Money (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jul. 28, 2023) — “2001: A Space Odyssey” Theme (1:48) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We have a full show for you so let’s get right with it. James Simpson is a pollster for whatever result […]
How to Avoid Suicide (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jul. 25, 2023) — “I Still Wish the Very Best for You” (3:13) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation, the place to hear it here first. Back to hawk yet another bestseller, Professor Zorkophsky would like to speak to those out there who are suffering from PTSD. […]
Laura Ingraham: Don’t Mention 2020 (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jul. 23, 2023) — “Try That in a Small Town” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is Miss Linda Camp, the head honcho of the ‘Protect Our Children’ movement that targets the supporters of pedophilia. A […]
Savages Raised to Hate and Torture (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jul. 19, 2023) — “Try That in a Small Town” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Back by popular demand is Bishop Dunkin to, how did you say it, ‘hear the bugler call to arms?’ Anyway, welcome to […]