by Roving Reporter, ©2023
(Oct. 30, 2023) — “Green Green” (2:11)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Here’s the thing: you can’t yell ‘fire’ in a crowded movie theater, and you can’t run your mouth supporting insane acts that result in destruction; to put it all in the proper perspective is our resident shrink, Professor Zorkophsky, the perennial bestseller of psychiatric books for the layman psychiatrist. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most popular information show in its time slot.”
“And glad to be on your popular show. But please call me ‘Zork’ because I believe it makes for a more relaxing atmosphere.”
“I knew you’d say those exact words; here, see, I wrote them down on a piece of paper, so you owe me $5.”
“I don’t owe you diddly. I didn’t agree to any such financial transaction, so forget it.”
“Five dollars.”
“Only if you claim it as income and pay the appropriate taxes on it, I will. Until then, forget it.”
“It’s already forgotten. You’re here to hawk your latest bestseller, so what’s the title and what’s it about?”
“The title is, ‘Don’t Believe Your Lying Eyes’ where I break down the start of the Formula One race in Mexico City the other day where the big hero of the day attempted to win the race at the first corner.”
“Sounds interesting; what happened?”
“Well, when he got to the corner, he acted as if he had the right of way and crashed.”
“You mean he didn’t have the right of way?”
“Hardly, not by a long shot. Not by a country mile. Not by any standards yet devised by anyone living or dead.”
“So, he’s a bad driver.”
“Rule Number One is bringing the car back in one piece. Crashing doesn’t win races.”
“No, I don’t suppose that’s a successful strategy, crashing.”
“It’s a proven fact: ‘To finish first, first you have to finish.’”
“I get it. If you crash, you can’t finish. Okay, what is it, a textbook, Gothic novel, what?”
“It’s a Gothic novel set in Old Transylvania. Of course it’s a textbook. Interesting case, this racing driver. Even after the race he was trying to convince people that the race track was his and his alone; they weren’t buying it. You can buy the book for just $66, but with the promo code of ‘Trash the masks’ you can have it for just $19.95, an instant savings of $46.05, and who wouldn’t like to have an extra $46.05 in their pocket?”
“I think you mean ‘pocket-es.’”
“Pardon me?”
“Never mind. What about all these idiots marching in support of Hamas?”
“Why don’t you take your commercial break and then I’ll tell where free speech ends and criminal speech begins?”
“Fair enough; be right back; don’t go anywhere.”
“An Irish Melody” (3:35)
“And we’re back. Zork was about to tell us the limits of free speech, isn’t that right?”
“Yes. You can’t go around supporting insanity*; that’s the bottom line. You can’t say, ‘Kill Jews’ because that doesn’t make a lick of sense. There’s no reason for such talk; it’s what we psychiatrists call ‘BS.’ People who think such thoughts need to be put in a pen and fed through a trough, like pigs, for instance.”
“You said during the break something about a new take on the news; what’s that all about?”
“I’ll just give you Season #1, Episode #1 and let you decide, okay?”
“Welcome to ‘The Adventures of Henry, Secret Agent, as he goes about his day disguised as a Mole.’
“It was a clear day. Henry, as was his habit, gave a brief visit to Madam Shylock across the road and, fortified with fresh protein, made his way to the Big City where he would study the inhabitants. Henry takes great pleasure in eavesdropping, especially on bankers and politicians. Henry records everything and replays what he accumulated in the evening, makes notes, and feels a great deal of satisfaction in doing a job well, as is expected of ‘Henry: Secret Agent Mole!’
“What do you say we tag along with Henry and learn what important work he’s doing to help save our Republic? We see Henry in a downtown somewhere, some Blue City in some Blue State, because we’ve just witnessed three carjackings in the past seven minutes, so I guess we’re in Chicago — no, it’s Atlanta. No, that’s wrong; there’s clues all over the place. What do you get when you cross greed with stupidity? San Francisco, the city by the bay.
“Henry hops on down to the federal building, changes into his ’mole’ suit and sneaks into one of the clerk’s office’s.
One clerk to another: Here’s another one asking why there isn’t a public audit on the Federal Reserve. And here’s the footnote: ‘After all, it’s our money.’ I’ll refer this nut on to the DHS; maybe they’ll banish them to the gulag.
“Henry sneaks off down the hall and…oops, steps onto an elevator! Trapped! Be sure to watch the next episode of, ‘Henry: Secret Agent Mole!’ and find out how, or even if, Henry escapes.”
“That’s pretty clever, a serial political commentary featuring Henry, the talking frog. I see we’ve run out of time, and so this is your Roving Reporter, along with Zork, wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. I can’t wait for the next episode of ‘Henry: Secret Agent Mole!’ Burger time: my treat.”
[*Insanity: Because others believe in a lie, because there’s a history of over a thousand years believing in the lie does not mean the lie is true; it is still a lie. Hate is a wasted emotion; it leads to wasted lives.]
[Word to the wise: those who parrot the party line of the Left, ‘Beware of just rewards; you may run but you can’t hide.’ My advice would be to have your ‘Jesus Moment’ while you still can because there’ll be no reprieves offered nor given. It used to be some people were ‘off-limits, untouchable.’
That is no longer the case due to the unconstitutional indictments against Trump [“Trump Won” (3:30)], the unconstitutional incarceration of the legally peaceful Jan. 6 protesters “Justice for All” (2:24), and the unconstitutional attempt to remove Trump’s name from the 2024 ballot “81 Million Votes, My A**” (3:13).
The Deep State is a criminal enterprise that skims money from the taxpayers. Trump’s MAGA Party stopped the kickbacks (payoffs) from China to literally thousands of bureaucrats and politicians, judges, and other members of the court, not to mention the kickbacks from arms manufacturers and every other company that receives a government contract, shades of Nancy Pelosi’s ‘insider trading.’
As long as the ‘Patriot Act’ remains, as long as the DOJ and all the other departments in the government remain weaponized, and as long as the Fake News acts like the mouthpiece of the government, the government is too tyrannical and that’s the clarion call to all.
My advice is to be armed: better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it. Do not leave yourself, your family, your community and your country helpless and defenseless: always be able to defend against tyranny.]
“Blue Moon” (2:56)
Roving Reporter