by Roving Reporter, ©2023
(Oct. 21, 2023) — “Norwegian Wood” (2:04)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. It’s a fixed deck; our political battlefield is dealt by a dealer who cheats, and the fly in the ointment is by someone [‘Trump Won’ (3:30)] who couldn’t be bought-off. If you don’t understand at least that much, get out of here, turn your mind O-F-F, adjust your mental blinders, watch reruns of ‘The View’ and ‘Morning Joe’ and continue to live in your la-la land by financing foreign wars, sending young Americans off only to return in a body bag or messed-up somehow, and vote for something that doesn’t register on any scale yet devised by mankind. Today’s featured guest is someone who became unglued and has never shut up since and that would be our favorite shrink, Professor Zorkophsky. Welcome back, Professor.”
“Thank you, Roving, for the kind and informative introduction. America is surely a warring nation; I mean, if the campaign coffers of our politicians aren’t replenished by arms manufacturers, who in the heck would give money to a bunch of thieves willingly? Okay, maybe not all our politicians have their hands out, but a heck of a lot more than half do. Let me start by saying not one penny to Ukraine, if I may.”
“Sure, fine with me. Go ahead and say it.”
“Very well, I will: not one penny to Ukraine. There, I said it. And I’d like to add to it if I may.”
“Go for it.”
“They say that 20 Veterans commit suicide every day, but they lie: it’s more like 40, and maybe a little more than that. There are as many reasons as there are victims.”
“Victims?”
“Think of it this way: at the scene there lies a dead body. How did the body get there? Who committed the murder?”
“Did I hear you say ‘murder?’”
“Yes, murder because the Veteran was murdered by our government who failed them along the way, starting with the objective of the adventure in the first place. Let’s get real: when we attacked Afghanistan it was to wipe out the 22 terrorist training camps. So, what did we really do? We sent American moving companies over there to move the 22 terrorist training camp to the newly-zoned 22 Islamovilles throughout the United States, is what we did.”
“If we did that, why did we go over there in the first place?”
“Because war is good for the economy, and really good to line the pockets of the chosen few.”
“And who are the chosen few?”
“The ones who knew which companies would be awarded government contracts, to start. The second tier of the chosen are the ones who continually vote to support the depletion of whatever the military uses, from canned corn to night-vision goggles, uniforms to duct tape.”
“You don’t seem to have a positive view of our military, do you?”
“There’s nothing to admire when you look at our ‘woke’ Chiefs of Staff.”
“I think you’re right.”
“And our troops come home to a country that imports the same old men who were walking with young boys and young girls in the villages, towns, and cities of Iraq and Afghanistan.”
“Understood. Let’s pause for a break.”
“Beethoven ‘Bagatelle in F minor’” (1:48)
“And we’re back with Professor Zorkophsky who has been discussing our government’s failed responsibility to our Veterans. Take it away, Professor.”
“Here’s the thing: our Veterans served the Constitution and when they get discharged, they’re automatically labeled a ‘domestic terrorist,’ a handle dished out to them by the DHS, just another load put upon their shoulders that they should never have to bear.”
“Reminds me of the Vietnam Veterans having to shoulder the blame for the devastation of South Vietnam and a lost war, not to mention the 60,000 Americans KIA.”
“That’s quite correct, Roving, no doubt about it; our service men and women who served anywhere in the Middle East aren’t welcomed back into ‘The World.’ You see, they know, firsthand, how utterly bad the Muslims are. Let me tell you this: there is nothing shared between Islam and Judeo-Christian ethics. Zero. Nada. Nothing. Muslims kill to get a ticket to their Paradise whereas Christians try to live their lives in Peace & Harmony. Big difference, and you know what?”
“No, what?”
“There is no middle ground. The Muslims are against free speech and will never, but never allow women to have the same equal justice as a man. Never. No ‘equal’ anything, ever. Rachel Maddow will never get it.”
“You don’t mince words, do you?”
“There’s no time left when 40 Veterans are doing themselves in every single day.”
“So, what’s the solution?”
“The solution is to tell the truth, something our government will never do. What we want to hear is that our government is a corporation run by greed. We want to hear the truth that the Military Industrial Complex doesn’t care about the anthem or the flag; doesn’t care about the kids in the ghetto graduating from high school who can’t read, write, or do simple arithmetic; doesn’t care about the fire on Maui. All they care about is the never-ending wars so they make money while our country becomes ripe for a takeover from China, the cartels, and Iran, shallow people whose yardstick of success is living their lives with the understanding that they are better than the Hobbits. They’re the type who whines only when the doors close on the showers: oops, too late, and with all their money and power they’ll end up on the bottom of the pile along with everyone else.”
“Little strong, Roving.”
“Not quite. I would never hire a Muslim or any idiot who is pro-Muslim, pro-Hamas, pro-death to Jews and Christians, pro-idiocy, pro-stupidity and anti-Constitutionality. And I would not hire anybody who is pro-human-trafficking and child-molestation. In other words, I would not hire a Dem. And I certainly would not give the time of day to anyone who doesn’t give a hoot about honest elections. Lastly, I would never hire people who are deniers of the horrors that the Hamas psychos inflicted on the defenseless and therefore helpless victims of the invasion of southern Israel, young men committing crimes against humanity reminiscent of the SS Concentration Camp guards of the NAZI regime of World War II. Mindless brain-dead young Muslim animals getting satisfaction from torturing the helpless and defenseless. Makes one wonder what kind of group would welcome such deranged specimens in their midst. Downright scary if you ask me.”
“Well, I was thinking about it, but now I see that our time has expired and so, this is your Roving Reporter, along with Professor Zorkophsky, wishing all of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. I liked that last part, about what kind of people would welcome those animals who gouged out eyes and chopped off fingers of little kids. Why aren’t the animals arrested and executed? Burger time: my treat.”
When America elected the fraud Obama they hired the Muslim you would never hire, and he hired many of the idiots you describe. Apparently, whoever controls the so-called main stream media controls America’s future. Obama is like a terminal cancer. When removed it must be removed in its entirety or it will grow back even worse and eventually kill its host. Look around at America today and you will see the cancer growing because it was never eliminated……….Is the third term of Obama that terminal cancer?