Biden Planted a Forest of Rape Trees (RR)

by Roving Reporter, ©2023

(Sep. 4, 2023) — “Take Time Out” (3:57)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is a whistleblower of the highest order, someone who is way up there in the hierarchy of power who wishes to remain anonymous so they don’t get thrown in jail for speaking the truth. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”

“Thank you for having me on your popular show. You know, pasted on the bulletin boards on every floor of our building is a list of shows we are forbidden to watch along with a list of which websites to avoid and, congratulations: you’re on both.”

“Well, what a nice surprise; thank you. Okay, now tell us what you blew the whistle on.”

“I recently found out, purely by accident, mind you, that the Fake News has never reported the existence of ‘rape trees,’ believe it or not. My wife has a friend who didn’t know what a ‘rape tree’ was so my wife sent her a picture of one and you’d never guess what the reply was.”

“Probably not. What did your wife’s friend say?”

“My wife’s friend said, cross my heart, ‘Next time you can borrow my dryer instead of hanging your undies from a tree.’ I’m not making this up.”

“No, I believe you; no one could make up something so callous.”

“They just don’t know; haven’t a clue. It’s not that they’re stupid as much as being misinformed and they’re not as misinformed as being stupid. It’s a vicious cycle. Professor ‘Trash-the-masks’ Zorkophsky calls it ‘Mental Circus Corral Syndrome.’”

“Give us an example.”

“Okay, remember when Trump [‘Trump Won’ (3:30)] said we’ll be energy-dominant? You do? Well, all the Dems could say was that they ‘didn’t like his voice.’ And then when Trump [‘Justice for All’ (2:24)] said he would close our borders to stop the human trafficking and the drugs (back then, specifically Fentanyl) all the Dems could say was ‘they didn’t like his voice.’”

“I’m beginning to see a pattern here.”

“That’s right: ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ running rampant, affecting the brains of the gullible who believe that the ability to reason is to be avoided at all costs, which reminds me of the ‘Khmer Rouge’ of Cambodia who executed taxi drivers for their ability to speak a foreign language.”

“And teachers, too.”

“Just as the Chinese did in their ‘Cultural Revolution’ in the 1960s, when the really stupids took over, like what’s happening now in our country. We hear the border is secure when it’s not; we’re told that inflation is ‘under control’ when it’s not; and we’re told that Biden getting lost on a stage is normal for a man of his cognitive abilities when it’s obvious that he’s ‘out to lunch’ permanently. Nuclear football, anyone?”

“So, I ask you: who are the stupids: those who clearly are, or we who allow it?”

“I have to put the blame on us, we who allow certain judges to ruin innocent lives. I’ll tell you this: I am sick and tired of those Jan. 6 protesters being labeled as ‘insurrectionists’ when the blame lands clearly on VP Mike Pence and anyone else who parrots the bogus government’s narrative that‘The View‘ has been pushing ever since Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, came on the scene.”

“They ought to lock Obama up.”

“That’s right, in a cage down in GITMO.”

“Will Trump have the guts to set the record straight, to fix all the problems?”

“He will if he has people like Mike Davis as his Attorney General and Henry as the Secretary of Defense.”

“Let’s pause for a short break.”

“Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye” (3:17)

“And we’re back with an anonymous whistleblower who says that Biden is responsible for a lot of the ills of our country.”

“That’s right. He plants ‘rape trees’ and has Muslims burn down the forests, a clear definition of insanity. And we have a ‘clot-shotted and woke’ military run by the Joint Chiefs of Staff who are clearly compromised in more ways than one.”

“I’d like to pursue the JCS in more detail but we’re focusing on the ignorance of half our population who haven’t a clue what a ‘rape tree’ even is.”

“I’m sorry to have gone off on a tangent, but maybe they’re connected, the JCS and the Department of Homeland Security allowing thousands of Chinese nationals just to walk into our country. Mighty suspicious, if you ask me.”

“Well, we are.”

“Fire the JCS and eliminate the DHS and at the same time trash the ‘Patriot Act’ would be my first priority, along with a thousand and one others. Arrest and force to make restitution the statue-topplers, another. We can’t allow our enemy to rewrite our history in their image.”

“Now ain’t that the truth? Any more about our open borders?”

“Even more. Trump is the promise of JFK; Trump [’81 Million Votes, My A**’ (3:13)] is the hope of Bobby Kennedy; and Trump is the dream of Martin Luther King [‘Abraham, Martin and John‘ (3:13)] and if the Dems haven’t got the message by now, if the Dems haven’t learned that the DAs and the judges who throw innocent people in jail deserve to be tarred and feathered, then let them reap the whirlwind that will surely be set upon them someday, and I hope that day is soon and that I’ll be able to lend a helping hand in saving our Republic.”

“Well said, and I’d like to add a ‘Me, too.’ That’s all the time we have and so this is your Roving Reporter, along with our anonymous guest, wishing each of you a goodnight: goodnight.”

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