by Roving Reporter, ©2023
(Jul. 16, 2023) — “Try That in a Small Town” (3:00)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky will be our guest today, but before we review his new book, ‘The Philosophy of the Frog,’ I’d like to throw my two cents into the ring of public opinion. First, these ‘reparations are nothing more than an Al Sharpton shakedown,’ and I say don’t pay one red cent to anybody. Next, I say if you sucker-punch somebody, anybody else has the right to gut-shoot you for fear of repetition. Third, if you can’t handle the words ‘Miss’ or “sir,’ stay home. And lastly, if you don’t want to hear, ‘Let’s go Brandon!’ wear earplugs. Alright, as I said, we have a book review to get to. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most popular show in its time slot.”
“Thank you, Roving, and please call me ‘Zork,’ for I feel it makes for a more relaxing atmosphere. Now, before I start hawking my new book, I would like to say a few words about Ukraine, if I may.”
“No, I’m afraid not, sorry. Tell us about your latest bestseller and let’s get it on.”
“Very well. The frog population of the United States doesn’t own stock in any munition factories, unlike our politicians, and therefore will not benefit from sending arms to Ukraine. Trump – ‘Trump Won’ (3:30) — was right: a thriving economy doesn’t require a war, doesn’t need coffins flown into Andrews Air Force Base. Frogs are, as you know, great warriors. As I’m sure you’re also aware, Genghis Khan learned his successful conquering strategies by studying the tactics of Mongolian frogs.”
“I didn’t know that; heck, I never even thought there were ‘Mongolian frogs.’”
“Pay attention, Roving; frogs are everywhere.”
“Even in Antarctica?”
“Not there.”
“What about on Mt. Everest?”
“Stop it and pay attention. Let me rephrase my statement to read, ‘Frogs are found all around the world’ and let it go at that. Now, about frogs.”
“You mentioned Ukraine; you weren’t supposed to do that.”
“And neither is anybody else. Look, pay attention: the next thing we’ll see are flag-draped boxes unloaded at airports across the United States; how does that grab you? You know that Judas, Mike Pence? He prefers Army coffins over big-city coffins.”
“I thought you were hawking your new book?”
“We are; we just took a detour. I’m telling you, this ‘woke’ nonsense is a military tactic to disillusion and weaken the enemy. If you were to weaken your enemy, what would you do?”
“Dumb them down, for sure.”
“That’s right; let them have their drugs. Heck, everybody benefits from auto accidents, don’t they? From the ambulance drivers to the tow-truckers, from nurses and the linen suppliers to hospitals, to auto repair shops and insurance companies, the accident industry is a billion-dollar boondoggle. Think of the waste: bad for us but good for the enemy.”
“I never thought of it quite in those terms.”
“Here’s another: let’s build structures that take advantage of wind patterns and cardinal points.”
“Explain.”
“Easy as cross-ventilation. The sun is from the south in the winter, so have the living room face south. Look, nobody in our government has a lick of common sense, for if they had, they wouldn’t be in government. Trump – ‘Justice for All’ (2:24) — is the exception; that’s why everyone is against him. Trump – ‘81 Million Votes, My A**’ (3:30) — will cut the kickbacks from overseas and the Pentagon kickbacks for military contracts.”
“You’ve been talking to Henry.”
“But of course. Henry doesn’t believe giving our defense contractor a money-printing press; you with me?”
“That I am. But what about frog philosophy?”
“What of it? Same as ours: clean water. At some point soon, clean water will be worth more than gold, so it would be best to not pollute it in the first place. How about a deposit on plastic anything, return used oil for new, that kind of thinking. It’s possible to be clean and poor at the same time, believe it or not. Did you know that Henry used to work for the Housing Authority in Palm Beach County? Out of all the dwellings he saw, the cleanest was from refugees from Cuba, believe it or not, so clean you could eat off the floors. Not one roach. No smell.”
“The dirtiest?”
“I don’t even want to think about it. Rats as big as cats and weighing twice as much. We installed sprinklers and the next day it was all torn up, taken to the local ‘fence’ – pawn shop – and traded for pennies on the dollar for drugs. Good reason to reinstall the Draft, and for all. Everyone should serve their government in some capacity for two years. These people, not all, in the Housing Authority buildings have absolutely no work ethics whatsoever; none. No sense of responsibility, mere products of failing government indoctrination centers that we know as ‘public schools.’”
“But you went to a public school?”
“That’s right, where I learned the 3-R’s: reading, writing, and arithmetic. Not so today. No reading, writing or arithmetic, just CRT and Socialist indoctrination.”
“All supported by the enemy, I suppose.”
“You got it, whatever it takes to dumb-down the enemy. Trump stands in the way, is what it is. The Republican Party is Deep State; for proof just look at Kevin McCarthy’s and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s voting records: Deep State in the trillions, if you want to know the truth.”
“That we most certainly do.”
“George Floyd showed how stupid and gullible the public is. The riots that ensued were fueled by the lie that people were failures not by their own design, but by some unknown force that had nothing to do with laziness, drugs, and the steadfast belief that they ‘can’t make it’ even after Affirmative Action and free crying towels, food, housing and a library card that they never, even in the direst of circumstances, use.”
“And the Draft?”
“Teach them how to read the Constitution, to start. Everybody, and maybe we wouldn’t have to fire everyone in the FBI and the DOJ. By the way, just as an aside, Henry wants to eliminate the Department of Homeland Security and the National Archives and Records Administration.”
“Where did Henry come from?”
“Why, he was the source for my book, ‘The Philosophy of the Frog.’”
“Yes, of course, I should’ve known that. I say we’ve reached that point when enough is enough, don’t you? This ‘woke’ nonsense is going to make us lose our country and this Ukraine folly is just to keep the Biden Crime Syndicate out of jail, but it won’t work. I want to see all the crooks behind bars; that’s what I want. Well, I see that we’ve run out of time, so this is your Roving Reporter, along with Zork, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Hope the book sells. Burger time: my treat.”
[Reminder: What we’re looking at is the difference between freedom and slavery. The Republican Party and the Democrat Party equals the Deep State Party. The MAGA Party, represented by Trump, and the contributors to ‘Pulse,’ are for the Constitution; it’s as simple as that. Anyone running against Trump – ‘I Won’t Back Down’ (3:22) – are Deep State. ‘Deep State’ is synonymous with the CCP, your ‘One World Order.’ Be armed because with every passing day, our country is becoming more dangerous by the minute. Don’t go around unarmed and helpless, no matter where you are. Remember, Jesus never said to go through life stupid.]
“The Sweetheart Tree” (2:14)
Roving Reporter
“The Republican Party is Deep State; for proof just look at Kevin McCarthy’s and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s voting records: Deep State in the trillions, if you want to know the truth.”
I agree on the Republican Party and Deep State. The Republican Party became more Deep State when every Republican in Congress sat with the Democrats and did and said nothing to try to stop the total fraud Obama from being sworn-in. At the moment in time when John Roberts swore-in Obama without objection, both parties committed treason at its highest level. Even I get tired of repeating this, but giving America’s government to her enemies via the ineligible, identity fraud con-artist Barack Hussein Obama has to be treason at its highest possible level. Both parties must protect Obama to protect themselves, and that is what they have done since the moment Obama was sworn-in…and they still are. No matter how many times this is repeated and ignored, it remains reason number one for the panic over planned and promised after Obama cover president Hillary Clinton being defeated by Donald Trump, and the desperate attempts to remove Trump from office…and when that failed to prevent Trump from being re-elected. This is and has always has been obvious, but Obama’s race and once sworn-in, ineligibility protection prevents both parties from doing anything except to protect Obama…..to protect themselves.
IMO easy to see and understand but so-far impossible to do anything about………the complicit are investigating themselves…………
I believed Donald Trump was America’s last hope when I voted for him and I intend to vote for Trump again. Now I consider Trump America’s last….last hope…………..