by Roving Reporter, ©2022

(Jul. 19, 2022) — “China Nights” (2:56)

“The fallen Christopher Columbus statue outside the Minnesota State Capitol after a group led by American Indian Movement members tore it down in St. Paul, Minnesota, on June 10, 2020″, Wikimedia Commons, CC BY 2.0

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our guest today is Rachel Anderson, the daughter of a missionary. She was born in China and didn’t come to America until she was a young adult. For the past few years she has written extensively about the corruption of the CCP and has been a staunch supporter of President Trump’s tariffs on Chinese goods, which has made her a celebrity in demand on conservative talk shows. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ Miss Rachel.”

“Thank you for having me on your most popular show, Roving. Did you know, when you were on satellite, you were watched by over a quarter of China? Nowadays the CCP has blocked not only ‘Pulse,’ but The P&E as well, so your exposure is limited to smuggled transcripts. Like the USA, the Chinese people are friendly and sharing; it is their government that is corrupt beyond redemption. Many of your politicians reminds me of China, I’m sorry to say, such as Eric Swalwell, a born Socialist if I ever saw one.”

‘What’s your assessment of China’s Navy?”

“Growing by leaps and bounds, and not one of their sailors got the ‘Clot Shot’. Matter of fact, unlike us, no one in the Chinese military got the fake ‘vaccine,’ not a one. None of the leaders of the CCP are vaxxed.

“So, we lost the war before it began kind of thing?”

“Just about. If I were betting, I’d give even odds of who takes the cake: the Chinese or the Muslims. The United States, the free world, and Western Civilization don’t stand a chance if we don’t fight the fight on our enemy’s terms, and quick. Here’s the thing: there’s no place of refuge if the Beacon of Freedom goes down. I say this because of people like Liz Cheney doing the bidding of the Chinese, same with Pelosi and all the other Constitution-haters; the ignorant masses who topple statues; the nitwits who support BLM, ANTIFA and Affirmative Action.”

“But there must be a chance, at least some tidbit of hope?”

‘There is, but you still have this fantasy that voting and elections are the key. Listen: no way, understand? Now, there would be a way if you people would do exactly what the Dems are doing to you: round them up and deal with it. I ask you this: of the thousands who partook in the voter fraud, how many have been prosecuted ? How many judges and DA’s have been booked and convicted? How many FBI agents and DOJ have been convicted?”

“I’d have to say none.”

“Right. Look, you have your Second Amendment; you should realize that you may have to use it exactly what it was designed for: to protect yourselves from a tyrannical government.”

“That sounds a tad strong.”

“You don’t get it, so I’ll spell it out for you: it’s a done deal; you’ve been had and unless you get your act together, there won’t be anything left to get together. America is going down fast; that’s the news and all this talk about ‘election’ is totally and completely meaningless if you use the same people, the same judges, the same DA’s, the same FBI, and DOJ. But it’s worse than you can even imagine.”

“How so?”

“Because Americans are obsessed with sex, that’s why. You have queers and transgenders in your military, for starters. And another thing: your vision of the future is based on hopes rather than what’s in front of you.”

“What’s in front of us?”

“Iran getting a nuclear weapon, is what, and don’t think they won’t use it. Goodbye, Tel Aviv and New York City.”

“But there must be a million Muslims in NYC.”

“So? Ever read the Quran? It says a Muslim, as collateral damage in the quest of revenge or war or whatever, can still achieve Paradise, so any Muslim getting killed is quite acceptable, as it was on 9-11.”

“Oh.”

“You Americans view the future as a utopia; no one doing manual labor; a bit of work; no sweat; everything automatic.”

“How do you see it?”

“I see a bunch of fools running around in circles, making motions but not getting anywhere. Here’s the scenario: the Chinese on one side and the Muslims on the other. The Chinese use every available resource at their disposal, whereas the Muslims use only half. Who will win? Why, hands down, the Chinese because at least they’re smart enough to use all their brainpower, unlike the Muslims who treat women like birthing machines and nothing else. It’ll be a cold day in you-know-where when the Muslims genuflect to a statue of Madam Curie for making it possible for helping them assemble a nuclear device.”

“Yes, I see your point.”

“And when Trump gets back in, the first thing he should do is restore each and every statue, painting, book, song and poem where it was before the insanity of Communism took hold of thousands of idiots.”

“I couldn’t agree with you more.”

“I’m not going to say one word about any long-lasting punishment for all the voting fraudsters; not one word.”

“Okay.”

“Getting back to the Americans’ view of a possible future, I see caves and endless fighting, even to the point of banning and burning books; fines and incarceration for having such books like The Pentagon Papers and the Bible. Don’t laugh; it has already started. You are well on the ‘Road of Desolation,’ have been since the day Mr. Defacto Barry Soetoro (aka Obama) became president.”

“You paint a dim picture.”

“What, can’t take the truth? You want to talk about hypocrites? Let me ask you a couple of questions. How many gallons of oil, today, were dumped on the ground in, well, pick a state, any state?”

“Florida.”

“And then add all the others; and then let’s add all the countries and continents while we’re at it. You want to know something? More conflicts were started over water rights than any other. Fresh water is worth more than gold. So, when I hear somebody say the word ‘sustainable’ I want to, well, let me say this: we have police stations and fire stations all over, so let’s make each of them serve as filter and used oil depositories. Maybe have a system of mandatory returning used oil and filters before you can buy another. Make noncompliance a mandatory prison sentence of years.”

“Do you think Trump will win?”

“Yes, but if he doesn’t have the guts to sweep out the trash, so what? You can’t have Communists, Socialists and Muslims as government employees; no Pelosi and Omar and McConnell and Schumer, for starters.”

“But he has to do it all legal, right?”

“Of course. Look, you want to make a case of treason for each and every one of them? Piece of cake. And if anyone has a government contract who is woke, get rid of them. Allow me to give you an example of how far removed from reality the USA really is. The Opera, Madam Butterfly, is going to be rewritten to be ‘more inclusive,’ whatever that means.”

“What about the Joint Chiefs of Staff?”

“As I said, get rid of them. His cabinet would be the key. I suggest that the Secretary of State and the Secretary of Defense be one and the same.”

“Oh, I like that idea. Wonder why nobody ever thought of that before? Oh, my gosh, but would you look at the time? We have to say goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show.  Burger time: my treat.”

[Reminder: A country without a history is lost.]

[Another Reminder: The weak link, THE weak link, in our Republic is the many judges who put party, kickbacks, and bribes before the Constitution.]

[Stating a FACT: Masks don’t work.]

Beyond the Sea” (2:52)

Roving Reporter

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