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Zorkophsky Dissects Rioters’ Mind (RR)

“LIKE A TWO-YEAR-OLD” by OPOVV, ©2020  (May 30, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting and, hopefully, informative episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As you can see, we’re back in Professor Zorkophsky’s rather nice office here at the university responding to an […]

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The Zorkophsky Files (RR)

“THEY CAN’T SERVE TWO MASTERS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Apr. 21, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear whatever you need to hear first. I’m your Roving Reporter (RR), and for those of you who don’t get ‘Pulse’ on satellite, you can read a […]

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Zorkophsky Analysis of the Hollywood Nuts (RR)

“GONE BANANAS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Feb. 21, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that leaves you pleased that you learned something useful. As you can see, we’re back in Professor Zorkophsky’s office to discuss his latest bestseller, ‘The Peter Pan Legacy Flourishing in Hollywood.’ The scuttlebutt is that […]

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Prof. Zorkophsky Defines “Derangement” (RR)

“COMPLETELY BONKERS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jan. 6, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exclusive interview with the eminent bestseller of textbooks who address the nuts among us, Professor Zorkophsky. Welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the information show that is losing viewers as fast as we’re gaining readers. Hello, […]

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Zorkophsky’s Latest Gadget (RR)

“SMARTER THAN THE GOVERNMENT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Sep. 19, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another pleasing episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place where informed people go to stay informed. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR) with our good friend and longtime contributor, Professor Zorkophsky, here in his rather […]