by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2020 (Nov. 11, 2020) — “Greig Lyric Pieces Book I, Op 12 – 1” (1:13) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re going to explore the mind of a military Veteran who went through the wringer for […]
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Professor Zorkophsky’s PTSD Radio Address (RR)
“YOU CAN’T BLAME YOURSELF” by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2020 (Oct. 17, 2020) — “Sultans of Swing Solo” (1:22) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. For those of you who don’t know, although I would find it hard to believe that everybody isn’t […]
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Professor Zorkophsky Has the Answer (RR)
“NOTHING MORE THAN IGNORANCE” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Oct. 16, 2020) — “Mirie it is While Sumer Ilast” (2:46) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re going to interview a man who is no stranger to our past viewers* and current […]
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Zorkophsky Dissects Rioters’ Mind (RR)
“LIKE A TWO-YEAR-OLD” by OPOVV, ©2020 (May 30, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting and, hopefully, informative episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As you can see, we’re back in Professor Zorkophsky’s rather nice office here at the university responding to an […]
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Professor Zorkophsky Explains “Trump Time” (RR)
“HE JUST GETS MORE DONE” by OPOVV, ©2020 (May 10, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I must say, we at the ‘Pulse’ are getting a little bit tired of being blamed for why many […]
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Zorkophsky’s Latest: “Playing God” (RR)
“YOU CAN’T SHARE MISTAKES” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Apr. 30, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the place to hear what’s happening in real time, ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re back in Professor Zorkophsky’s rather nice office here at the university to help him hawk […]
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The Zorkophsky Files (RR)
“THEY CAN’T SERVE TWO MASTERS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Apr. 21, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear whatever you need to hear first. I’m your Roving Reporter (RR), and for those of you who don’t get ‘Pulse’ on satellite, you can read a […]
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Zorkophsky Analysis of the Hollywood Nuts (RR)
“GONE BANANAS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Feb. 21, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that leaves you pleased that you learned something useful. As you can see, we’re back in Professor Zorkophsky’s office to discuss his latest bestseller, ‘The Peter Pan Legacy Flourishing in Hollywood.’ The scuttlebutt is that […]
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Zorkophsky’s “The Psychosis of Derangement” (RR)
“WARNING SIGNS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Feb. 8, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another one of Professor Zorkophsky’s book reviews here on ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop to hear it here so you don’t have to waste your precious time to hear it anywhere else. Hello, my […]
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Prof. Zorkophsky Defines “Derangement” (RR)
“COMPLETELY BONKERS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jan. 6, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exclusive interview with the eminent bestseller of textbooks who address the nuts among us, Professor Zorkophsky. Welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the information show that is losing viewers as fast as we’re gaining readers. Hello, […]
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Zorkophsky’s “The PTSD Primer to Suicide” (RR)
LEARNING TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF WAR by OPOVV, ©2019 (Nov. 25, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place where informed folk go to get informed.. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter, your host, and with me is Professor Zorkophsky, in his rather nice office, […]
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Zorkophsky: How I Treat Insanity (RR)
“THE COMMON DENOMINATOR” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Nov. 21, 2019) — “Good evening, staunch viewers and readers alike, to ‘The Pulse of the Nation’ where, when we’re wrong, we admit it, apologize, wring our hands, cry crocodile tears and go on with life. Due to inclement weather, we arranged our schedule to do a book review […]
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Zorkophsky’s “The Life Cycle of the American Male” (RR)
“TRAVELING THROUGH LIFE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Nov. 7, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and a hearty welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ a place where the truth is presented boldly and without reservation. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and, as you can see, we’re back in Professor Zorkophsky’s […]
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Zorkophsky: Red Herrings Facilitates Delusion (RR)
“THE SALES GIMMICK” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 10, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the most popular show in its time slot, “The Pulse of the Nation.’ As you regular viewers can see, we’re back in Professor Zorkophsky‘s office here at the university where he used to teach and nowadays writes his […]
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Prof. Zorkophsky Book Review: What Is Truth? (RR)
“THE FACTS SPEAK OTHERWISE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ a daily broadcast of current events. Nowadays we have more readers than viewers, and we’re sad to see cable and satellite providers drop us from their lineup, but, all the same, […]
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Zorkophsky’s Latest Gadget (RR)
“SMARTER THAN THE GOVERNMENT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Sep. 19, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another pleasing episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place where informed people go to stay informed. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR) with our good friend and longtime contributor, Professor Zorkophsky, here in his rather […]
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Zorkophsky Explains “Trump Derangement Syndrome” (RR)
“THAT BAD?” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Sep. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another fact-filled episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your reprieve from the truth-benders who concoct tall tales of collusion and delusion and confusion for reasons that make you scratch your head. You want an example? How about […]
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Zorkophsky’s New Book: You Say You Will, But You Don’t (RR)
“DON’T TALK ABOUT IT; JUST DO IT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Aug. 20, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your respite from channel-surfing or browsing through the Net. Hello, my name is Roving, and I’ll be your host as we interview Professor Zorkophsky on his latest bestseller, ‘You […]
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Zorkophsky’s Book Review: The Woman’s Mind (RR)
“WHATEVER SHE SAYS IT IS“ by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 9, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the one place that you can go to for reliable information about every subject under the sun, and then some. Face it: somewhere out there is an asteroid with our name […]
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Zorkophsky’s Guide to Life: Basic Revelations (RR)
“READ FOR READING’S SAKE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 6, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to rest your mind from all the haywire in our daily grind. Hello, my name is Roving, the host of this ever-so-popular television show, which, by the way, is […]
