by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Nov. 30, 2021) — “Shotgun” (3:05) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I looked out my window this morning and saw a butterfly flying, a flower flowering and a human being running around in circles while going […]
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PTSD Symposium: New World Order (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Nov. 24, 2021) — “I Just Fell In Love Again” (2:54) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. This year’s PTSD Symposium is at a secret location because the required talking points must have absolute backup with double and, sometimes, […]
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Too Many of Us are Unhinged (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Nov. 22, 2021) — “Stand By Me Jesus” (3:08) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is a retired government ‘cunning fake news expert’ who will tell us, first, what he really did for his paycheck, […]
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Tales of a COVID Survivor (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Nov. 19, 2021) — [Note: It has been surmised, actually for quite some time, that ‘Pulse’ has more than one contributor, even the editor of The P&E, Sharon Rondeau, along with Professor ‘Trash the masks’ Zorkophsky, OPOVV, Madam Shylock, Professor Wert, Chief New Leaf and a slew of others. Not true, as far as […]
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Handcuff Bannon yet Allow Rioters to Burn and Loot (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Nov. 17, 2021) — “Can’t Get Used to Losing You” (2:24) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As you can see, we’re in the Big Apple to do some street interviews to see what our neighbors think. […]
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Mike Pence: The Arch Insurrectionist (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Nov. 15, 2021) — “Greenfields” (3:02) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest should be of interest because it is none other than Dr. Mary Miller, an activist in the service of ‘whoever pays the most […]
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Zorkophsky’s New Book: Queer Talk (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Nov. 9, 2021) — “Indian Girl” (2:25) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Back with us, to hawk his latest bestseller, is our good friend Professor Zorkophsky, who wrote a rather controversial book about a somewhat controversial topic. […]
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More of Zorkophsky
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Nov. 6, 2021) — “I’ve Got My Mind Set On You” (4:11) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Before we replay another one of Zorkophsky‘s PTSD sessions, let me say that this ‘white privilege’ nonsense is just another nothing on […]
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A Session with Professor Zorkophsky (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Nov. 1, 2021) — “Beethoven: 6 Ecossaises in E flat major” (2:03) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky offered to share a session or two with a couple of PTSD patients, so what do you say we listen […]
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The Destroyer is in Port: A Play in One Act
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Oct. 29, 2021) — Scene One: The curtains open to a couple of sailors in dungarees leaning on the lifeline next to the radio shack on the 02 level — overlooking the pier (audience) — of a US Navy destroyer. It is a warm evening and there’s nothing to do except shoot the breeze. […]
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CCP has a Contract on the Dalai Lama (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Oct. 28, 2021) — “Whispering Bells” (2:27) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Wert just returned from a highly secret mission that was paid for by ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched informative show in its time slot. Welcome home, Professor.” […]
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This Halloween, the Goons are Out (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Oct. 23, 2021) — “Bach” (1:00) [For those of you who aren’t familiar with our operation, ‘Pulse’ is a small independent television station (we used to be on satellite, you know). Due to the good graces of Sharon Rondeau of The P&E, the transcript of the show is made available after […]
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The Unspoken Army: Our Veterans (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Oct. 19, 2021) — “Forever” (2:18) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Zork, oh, excuse me, Professor Zorkophsky is back hawking his latest new book, ‘Second Chance: All Vets Report for Duty.’ Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information […]
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Private Jekyll and General Hyde (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Oct. 14, 2021) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Back to hawk yet another bestseller, Professor Zorkophsky, of ‘Trash the masks’ fame, is going to explain what it’s all about. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most popular information show […]
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The Near Future of Our Military (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Sep. 30, 2021) — “We’ll Meet Again” (1:34) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is a good friend of ‘Pulse,’ a bestselling author and a popular guest host, Professor Zorkophsky. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ Professor Zorkophsky; glad […]
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The Difference between Stupidity and Ignorance (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Sep. 27, 2021) — “You Wear it Well” (4:22) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our favorite guest host is back with us to hawk his latest bestseller, ‘The After-Effects of Trump Derangement Syndrome: When the Truth […]
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Record Profits for Democratic Companies (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Sep. 25, 2021) — “Easy (like Sunday morning)” (4:24) “Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. For those of you who aren’t familiar with our operation, ‘Pulse’ is an independent editorial organization that only deals in the facts […]
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A Zorkophsky Novelette (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Sep. 23, 2021) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Back by popular demand is our very own bestselling author, Professor Zorkophsky. Welcome back, Professor, and what have you got for us today?” “Glad to be back, […]
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Now What? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Sep. 21, 2021) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. What makes us ‘us’ is a couple of pounds of grey matter that resides between our ears that we call the brain. Some say that Biden has […]
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Stupidity + Incompetence = Stupidtence (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Sep. 13, 2021) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. With us is Miss Susan Blight, the new Czar of Education. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot. Glad you agreed to be […]
