by Roving Reporter, ©2023
(Jul. 23, 2023) — “Try That in a Small Town” (3:00)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is Miss Linda Camp, the head honcho of the ‘Protect Our Children’ movement that targets the supporters of pedophilia. A few years ago, the renowned psychiatrist, Professor Zorkophsky, wrote a book about pedophiles and he concluded that they can’t be cured; the only solution is to execute them. Do you agree with the professor’s conclusions?”
“Oh, yes, we certainly do. Matter of fact, the professor’s book is required reading to be a part of the movement. We specialize in going after DAs who let molesters walk or reduce the charges to jaywalking or some other such meaningless punishment. We have found that judges are the weak link in the system, that if you want any real justice, it’s not going to come from the courts.”
“Kind-of makes you wonder whose side they’re on, the kids’ or the creeps’.”
“The way it looks, the judges are on the side of the creeps, which raises doubt about the judges, doesn’t it?”
“It most certainly does.”
“How does our open border policy fit into the child trafficking equation?”
“Many ways; use your imagination, because I know we can’t get specific due to fear of upsetting the kids who watch the show.”
“And where does Trump fit in?”
“He wants to stop it, while Biden is keeping it alive.”
“Does the Border Patrol know what’s going on, about the children being stolen or sold as sex slaves?”
“They’ve known for years, but ever since the stolen 2020 election – that people such as Laura Ingraham* don’t want Trump [‘Trump Won’ (3:30)] to talk about – the demand has risen exponentially, unfortunately.”
“Why is that?”
“With the increase of the number of kidnapping victims, the price drops and demand rises. And then along with the increase in human trafficking, there is an associated increase in drugs crossing from Mexico.”
“The USA seems to be the drug and sex capital of the world, doesn’t it?”
“Sure as heck does. Why, just look at any of the border towns; Juárez and Tijuana are two examples of Americans spending their money on sex and drugs.”
“You have a theory about it all, don’t you? Tell us after the break if you will, please.”
“You Were On My Mind” (2:41)
“And we’re back; go ahead.”
“You may like it, but your audience may not.”
“Go ahead.”
“Bring back the Draft to include every citizen to serve the country in some meaningful capacity for at least two years. They get the training and maybe learn about the country and its Constitution at the same time because as things stand now, it’s not working, not by a country mile. Something must change, and soon.”
“We agree with you.”
“That’s good. By the way, there is one out there who would make a good Secretary of Defense; no lie.”
“You don’t mean Henry, do you?”
“You heard of him? Yes, I do mean Henry. He would get our military back in fighting shape faster and better than anyone I know, and you can take that to the bank.”
“And we will because our time has just expired, so this is your Roving Reporter along with our guest, Miss Linda Camp, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[*Laura Ingraham: She has some sort of problem with understanding the obvious, that the 2020 election was stolen from Trump, and he has every right to talk about it. In “advising” Trump, she let her stupidity hurt others, and that’s not good.]
“My Girl” (2:55)
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