by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jan. 28, 2023) — “Stand On My Own” (4:12) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We have just received notice that the rock that people like Adam Schiff crawl out from under has been discovered near Bakersfield, CA. The […]
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What Good has the UN Ever Done? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jan. 26, 2023) — “Rhinestone Cowboy” (3:28) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. ‘Pulse’ is a ‘string’ operation because we can’t even afford the ‘shoe,’ but nevertheless, we have managed to make an impact in some small […]
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A Story of Good Intentions
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2023 (Jan. 23, 2023) — Completely whacked-out, striving for a sense of normalcy, not trusting his well-tuned survival early warning system – the hairs on the back of his neck standing at attention – he went and got himself married to the dream woman of a lifetime. The decision was entirely rational […]
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Bishop Dunkin’s First Sermon as a Bishop (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jan. 11, 2023) — “Driftin’ Blues” (4:57) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Before we listen to Dunkin’s first sermon as a Bishop, Professor Zorkophsky would like to say a few words.” “Thank you, Roving, for giving me this […]
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Money to Ukraine: The Kickback Scam (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Dec. 31, 2022) — “Tonight’s the Night” (4:07) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As you may know, we just interviewed Henry, who has designs to run for president in 2024 and having Trump as his VP. […]
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If I Were a Write-in Candidate (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Dec. 27, 2022) — “Christmas classic gets Rand Paul revision” (3:42) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest says he has an important announcement so let’s get on with it and listen to what he […]
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Who Killed Christ? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Dec. 16, 2022) — “Up, Up and Away” (2:44) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. By popular demand, Rook Dunkin has blessed us once again with his divine presence. Welcome back, and have you heard anything about your promotion […]
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Veterans’ Suicide Rate Jumps after Katie Hobbs’s Cheat (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Nov. 28, 2022) — “One Night” (2:33) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is an old friend who just told me that, ‘Today I’m not holding anything back.’ Then tell me this, Zork – mind if […]
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Door #1 or Door #2 (RR)
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Word Substitution Game (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Nov. 20, 2022) — WARNING: Due to adult content, people who suffer under VAX and MASK mandates, believe in ‘election-deniers,’ ‘impending climate catastrophe’ and ‘Jan. 6 Insurrectionists’ are not allowed to participate in ‘Word Substitution Game’ because of the possibility that the truth may hurt them irrevocably. This warning is not […]
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Henry Has ‘Frogtentious’; VAX-Hesitant (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Nov. 7, 2022) — “A Lesson in Leaving” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Let’s get right to it. First, thank you for all the cards from you well-wishers praying for Henry’s swift hop back to the […]
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This is What I Expect (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Nov. 5, 2022) — “I Got Lucky” (2:28) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. So, we’re all excited about the coming ‘Red Wave,’ as we should be. But to bring it all down-to-earth, we asked Professor Zorkophsky to set […]
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PTSD: Operation Success; Patient Died (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Oct. 31, 2022) — “Here Comes the Sun” (3:10) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Look who’s back but none other than Professor Zorkophsky, who we consider our neighborhood shrink. Welcome aboard, Professor. I understand you’ve another book […]
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The Sea of Nitwits (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Oct. 25, 2022) — “What is Love” (2:16) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest today is Joe Smith, an electrical engineer specializing in short-circuits, commonly called a ‘PSYORT.’ What, pray tell, is a ‘PSYORT?’” […]
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There’s Always the Dumbest (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Oct. 17, 2022) — “My Sweet Lord” (4:41) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Back by popular demand, Professor ‘Trash-the-Masks’ Zorkophsky is here to set the record straight on something. Well, now, what is it this time?” “Thank […]
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The Spiraling Ladder (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Oct. 1, 2022) — “Rhythm of the Falling Rain” (2:34) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is certainly no stranger to our audience, here to hawk his latest bestseller. Welcome back, Professor Zorkophsky, to ‘Pulse.’ the […]
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PTSD and DIVORCE (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Sep. 20, 2022) — “The Mountain’s High” (2:12) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is none other than the renowned best seller of amateur psychiatry books, Professor Zorkophsky. So, Professor, another home run and, if so, […]
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Every Candidate that I’ve Donated to WINS! (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Sep. 15, 2022) — “Harp #1” (0:58) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Because it’s raining cats and dogs, we’ll just make a few phone calls and then, during the closing segment, we’ll have an open line […]
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Zorkophsky Quotes Freud (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Sep. 13, 2022) — “Smooth” (4:16) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky is back with us to explain why some of our neighbors have turned their backs on the Constitution.” “Yes, that’s quite correct, Mr. Roving. […]
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Book Review in Time for Santa (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Sep. 2, 2022) — “Honky Tonk Women” (3:25) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest tonight is the well-known author of bestselling textbooks for the amateur psychiatrist, Professor Zorkophsky. Welcome aboard, Professor; glad to have you […]