The Continuing Saga of the Dandelion War (RR)

The Continuing Saga of the Dandelion War (RR)

“YOU MISSED A FEW” by OPOVV, ©2018 (May 23, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that reluctantly reports on the imbecilic behavior of the low-life swamp dwellers in Washington, DC. In case you’ve been on the International Space Station for the last couple of years and […]

The Divergence Theory (RR)

The Divergence Theory (RR)

“THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Dec. 14, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the one show on the idiot box that may actually be informative enough for you, the voter, to make the correct choice when you’re in the voting booth. As a […]

The MESSAGE

The MESSAGE

“DON’T BEG FOR MERCY” by Chief New Leaf, ©2016 (Oct. 3, 2016) — A Message to the Supporters of Hillary Clinton: A dark vapor envelops us as we lose all sense of direction. The silence is deafening, for surely something living must be left at least dying. But it is not so: they destroyed every possible identifying […]

Our Secret Government (RR)

Our Secret Government (RR)

NAVIGATING “THE MAZE” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 2, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I’m Chief New Leaf, hosting tonight’s airing of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ We’re across from the railway station, under our favorite awning, a block away from our favorite burger joint, about to interview our fellow citizens. “Excuse me, sir, want to […]

What’s Coming Down the Pike (RR)

What’s Coming Down the Pike (RR)

“FIGHT THE FOE AS ONE” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 1, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the program that brings you the news of the day. I’m Chief New Leaf filling in for Roving who is, by the way, joining us tonight from an undisclosed location somewhere out […]

Back to the Absurd (RR)

Back to the Absurd (RR)

OR ON THE ROAD TO RECOVERY by OPOVV, ©2016 (Apr. 21, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another exciting edition of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ We’ve had an overwhelmingly positive response about our last show when we broadcasted live from ‘The First Church of the Absurd,’ so – you guessed […]

The Quiz

The Quiz

THEY “DON’T HAVE A CLUE” by OPOVV, ©20016 (Mar. 30, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation’. We’ve a new format tonight that I’m sure you’ll enjoy. Actually, it was our sound-boom girl, Molly, who suggested it. And here comes our first contestant. “Excuse me, […]

Gala Awards Event of the Year (RR)

Gala Awards Event of the Year (RR)

“THE BATTLE HAS ALREADY BEGUN” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jan. 1, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.  As you can plainly see by the crowd and the searchlights, we’re out in front of the auditorium where this year’s Best Editorial Awards Ceremony is going to start shortly. The last limousine has just dropped off the […]

The Great Proactive-Reactive Debate (RR)

The Great Proactive-Reactive Debate (RR)

“DESTRUCTION OF THE USA BY DESIGN” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Nov. 19, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight’s show is being televised from Nixon Hall, here at the university, and we’re looking for some real fireworks tonight. What? No, I didn’t say ‘bomb;’ I said ‘fireworks,’ as a figure of speech. You’re arresting me? […]

Finally! Interview of OPOVV (RR)

Finally! Interview of OPOVV (RR)

“JUST STRAIGHTFORWARD COMMON SENSE” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Oct. 31, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We’ve a real treat for you tonight. It’s taken three years of non-stop work; numerous emails and snail mails; hundreds of phone calls and texts to finally get an affirmative on a one-on-one interview with the former presidential candidate, […]

The Procrastinators (RR)

The Procrastinators (RR)

“DOING YOUR FAIR SHARE” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Jul. 31, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. As you can see, tonight’s episode is taking place in ‘Madam Shylock’s’ fortune-teller tent, right here on the midway of the carnival that came to town yesterday.” “Psychic!” “What?” “’Fortune-Teller’ is passé, sonny boy. We’re now ‘Psychics.’” “What’s the difference?” […]

Vets for Trump (RR)

Vets for Trump (RR)

“SPEAKING THE TRUTH” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Jul. 27, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We’re here at what used to be call the ‘Confederate Retirement Home,’ then it was the ‘Grand Army and Confederate Retirement Home,’ then the ‘World War I Retirement Home’ up to the present day.  You get the picture. Now the only […]

A Message to the Vets Who are Nuts

A Message to the Vets Who are Nuts

“YOU’RE STILL NEEDED TO DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Jul. 6, 2015) — Everyone’s time in the military is an unique experience. Some have it relatively easy compared to those who had limbs blown off, but there are some common denominators that they all share. One such common experience is what I refer to as […]

So You Want to be a Political Strategist (RR)

So You Want to be a Political Strategist (RR)

“MANIPULATING THE NUMBERS” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Jul. 5, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This show is a little out of the ordinary, but one viewer wrote in and asked the question: ‘How does one become a political strategist?’ and so here we are, at the University in the Political Science building. Here with me […]

Stars and Bars Today, the Cross Tomorrow

Stars and Bars Today, the Cross Tomorrow

“DON’T TAKE YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES LIGHTLY” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Jun. 22, 2015) — Today, in South Carolina, the Political Correct Police reared its ugly head and declared that the Rebel flag was, what? the cause of someone being offended? What about the other flags (AL, AR, FL, MS, TN, TX) that may offend someone?  Are they, […]

Pundits, Weep

Pundits, Weep

“OUTSIDE THE BOX” by OPOVV, ©2015 (May 28, 2015) — They’re out there, on the television talk shows, telling us what to think, but don’t look too closely at the facts. They’re known by many names: Democratic Strategist; former White House Advisor; Well-known Political Analyst. Some are New York Times Best Sellers, Pulitzer Prize winners, Honorable […]

Just Two Years pb

Just Two Years pb

“EITHER WE WIN, OR WE LOSE” by OPOVV, ©2015 (May 27, 2015) — But I really wouldn’t need two years, now would I? And I’ll tell you why. There are enough highly-qualified people, Patriotic Americans, who know the score and aren’t afraid to stand tall and speak the truth. Some are very smart in the ways […]

Fall of Ramadi and Muslims in Our Military pb

Fall of Ramadi and Muslims in Our Military pb

“A RIOT ON A MASS SCALE” by OPOVV, ©2015 (May 18, 2015) — Everywhere you look, correlations abound. The Great Meteor Crater in Arizona is an example of “cause and effect.”  No doubt the deniers of the Holocaust are also the ones who believe that the earth was once inhabited by giants, and it was the […]

Interview with a Former Presidential Candidate

Interview with a Former Presidential Candidate

“WE’RE OUT OF TIME” by OPOVV, ©2015 (May 10, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, Roving Reporter here. Tonight we’re in for a special treat. We’ve been given the green light to interview OPOVV, a former presidential candidate during the 2012 elections. I might add that this is the first interview that OPOVV has ever […]

How! We Need a Red Man in the White House pb

How!  We Need a Red Man in the White House pb

“THE LAND OF OUR FOREFATHERS” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Apr. 13, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Roving Reporter here. Tonight we’ve been honored by an invite to the Big Chief’s RV parked just outside of an unnamed big city in an unnamed parking lot of an unnamed motel chain. “How ya doin’, Big Man?” “How. […]

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