“I BELIEVE IN OUR CONSTITUTION” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Oct. 9, 2020) — “Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow” (2:38) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. And speaking of hearing the news first, back on February 13, 2020*, we reported that the […]
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The Difference Between Priority and Trust (RR)
“GIVE US THE TOOLS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Oct. 7, 2020) — “USMC hymn” (2:11) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re going to be interviewing two of our best, an Army General and a Private First Class. The General was […]
The Ghost of Days Gone By (A One-Act Play)
“MARKERS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Oct. 6, 2020) — As the house lights dim, the music of “Yankee Doodle (Dandy)” (1:31) is heard. A young modern-day American male walks to center stage where a single spotlight shines down. The backdrop is row upon row of white cemetery markers. He faces the audience and speaks aloud his […]
The List of Who Goes to Jail First (RR)
“NO JUSTICE” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Oct. 4, 2020) — “From the West” (1:43) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re going to interview a whistleblower from the Department of Justice who just retired.” “Excuse me, Roving, but you got it […]
The FOX Swan Song (RR)
FAKE NEWS? by OPOVV, ©2020 (Oct. 3, 2020) — “Girl, by string orchestra” (2:32) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re back in Professor Zorkophsky’s rather nice office at the university to congratulate him on yet another bestseller. What’s this one about, […]
FOOD STAMPS: The One Denominator (RR)
“SOMETHING WAS GROWING” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Oct. 1, 2020) — “Vienna Waltz” (2:20) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We are proud to announce that the number of people who listen to our live broadcasts has reached the point where advertisers […]
Ground Beef from the Grocer or Eat the Dog? (RR)
“CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Sep. 30, 2020) — “A Short Lullaby” (1:46) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. With me today is Hank, who is the man behind the ballots; isn’t that how you wished to be introduced?” “Yes, Roving, […]
Christopher Wray: What Voter Fraud? (RR)
WILL THE FBI LOOK THE OTHER WAY? by OPOVV, ©2020 (Sep. 29, 2020) — “Fight Song Dance Choreography” (1:40) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. It has been brought to my attention that a lot of you are partitioning the mayor […]
The General Asks if Anyone is Listening (RR)
“PRACTICE WHERE PRACTICE IS NEEDED” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Sep. 28, 2020) — “In the Hall of the Mountain King” (2:58) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The General asked if he could have some time and since he has given us the […]
One Thin Slice of Life
Roving Interviewing a Neighbor (RR)
“THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Sep. 24, 2020) — “Along the Navajo Trail” (2:56) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I’m at the General’s house and with me is Mr. Smith, who says he has a foolproof tip on […]
Roving Under the Awning (RR)
“THIS JOB ISN’T AS EASY AS IT LOOKS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Sep. 23, 2020) — “Boogie Woogie Piano” (1:41) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. For those of you who are not familiar with our format, we ‘lost’ our television studio […]
A Walk in the Rain
A No-Holds-Barred Conversation (RR)
A RETURN TO LAW AND ORDER by OPOVV, ©2020 (Sep. 21, 2020) — “Warming up the Funk” (1:46) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our guest is none other than Professor Zorkophsky, the eminent authority on those who are bonkers. Let me […]
Piracy on the High Seas
Working It Out
“CONTEMPLATING” THE ELECTION by OPOVV, ©2020 (Sep. 10, 2020) — “Any Road” (3:51) “Hark yonder. What, pray tell, are you doing? Are you contemplating the wonders of the universe, or, perchance, just wasted, doing nothing of consequence, like a squashed rodent under the wheel of an ox cart or a war horse’s hoof, flattened like […]