“NO JUSTICE”
by OPOVV, ©2020
(Oct. 4, 2020) — “From the West” (1:43)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re going to interview a whistleblower from the Department of Justice who just retired.”
“Excuse me, Roving, but you got it all wrong.”
“It says right here you’re a whistleblower, that you once worked for the Department of Justice and you’re retired.”
“The retirement part is correct, but as far as the DOJ is concerned… Look, I’ll make it as clear as possible: rule number one is that there’s no ‘justice’ in the DOJ.”
“So what does the ‘J’ stand for?”
“Nothing.”
“Nothing?”
“Oh, some say ‘Juked,’ as in taken for a ride, deceived, faked-out, but when asked what agency I worked for I always answered ‘Recite the alphabet.’ It isn’t, like, the cream-of–the-crop of government non-jobs, understand?”
“Most definitely. Excuse us while we take a break.”
“Lost Highway” (3:12)
“Okay, we’re back on track. So the FBI is part of the DOJ, right?”
“Don’t rub it in. And don’t mention Director Wray, a Socialist provocateur; a Deep Stater; a traitor.”
“I take it you were looking forward to retirement?”
“You wouldn’t believe it.”
“Try me.”
“Well, I’ll tell you. I was in charge of the Most Wanted section but when I put Nancy Pelosi’s name on the list they moved my office to a room without a window. Then when I added Hillary Clinton’s and Barry Soetoro’s (aka Obama) names, my office was moved to Alaska, but when I attached John Brennan’s name I was moved to Iowa and that’s where I stayed until my retirement.”
“You miss Iowa?”
“Let me put it to you this way: I drive around it and when I take a plane I make sure I don’t fly over it; does that answer your question?”
“Yes, it does. So, do you have the final list that you can show us?”
“This is just from memory, mind you; they wouldn’t let me take the real list out, you understand: State Secret kind of stuff. But here’s what I remember:
- Nancy Pelosi
- Gavin Newsom
- Adam Schiff
- Diane Feinstein
- Kamala Harris
“But those are all from California.”
“So are the next twenty.”
“But what about Hillary and James Comey?”
“They’re on it, along with John Kerry, Eric Holder, Loretta Lynch, Janet Napolitano, Susan Rice and a whole bunch of Hollywood types. Mind you, this is just a partial list.”
“Very interesting, for sure. Well, it’s been great and thank you for being on yet another informative show. Now is the time for me to say goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“In the Jailhouse Now” (3:20)