“A ONE-TICKET RACE” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Aug. 12, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We here at ‘Pulse’ just finished a conference call with all of our editors, from Professor Wert to Madam Shylock, when we came to the conclusion that commenting […]
“DOUBLE-SPEAK RUN RAMPANT” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Aug. 10, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re back in Professor Zorkophsky’s rather nice office to discuss his latest bestselling book, ‘Today’s Doublespeak.. Welcome to the show, Professor.” “So glad you could […]
“IT’S ALL ABOUT CHOICES” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jul. 27, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re in Professor Zorkophsky’s rather nice office, here at the university, to talk about his latest psychological mystery thriller, ‘The Ostrich Syndrome.’” “Excuse me, Roving, […]
“THE HOLOGRAM” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jul. 24, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re at the convention center where entrepreneurs, venture capitalists and screenwriters from Hollywood all line up with their hands out, but instead of begging for […]
“AN EXCUSE TO DESTROY THE USA” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jul. 21, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Once again, Professor Zorkophsky hit another one out of the park with his new book, ‘The Post-American Civil War Economic Impact on the Cost […]
“IN TERRIBLE TROUBLE” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jul. 19, 2020) — “Too-Ra-Loo-Ra–Loo-Ral” (3:19) “An where you be off to on this fine mornin’, Sean?” “I’d be topplin’ statues with Mary Beth, that’s what.” “Topplin’ statues, say ye? Now that be one strange way a courtin’, I’d be sayin’, beggin’ your pardon.” “Aye, an I be agreein’, […]
ARE “PRIVILEGES” EARNED? by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jul. 16, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. It’s a beautiful day and things are getting back to normal, at least as far as foot traffic to the railway platform across the street […]
“LOOKING FOR SOMETHING POSITIVE” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jul. 14, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. What the heck? Why, isn’t that ‘Zork’ over there, across the street, next to that couch? It is, I’m sure of it. Follow me, […]
CAN THE U.S. BE SAVED? by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jul. 13, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we have a treat for you; that’s right, we’re back in Cassadaga, FL, with our favorite fortuneteller, Madam Shylock, who will spill the beans on […]
“AN EMPTY SUIT” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jul. 12, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re interviewing Professor Zorkophsky about his controversial new book, ‘Our Stagnant Congress: the Cesspool of the Incapable Leading the Inexcusable,’ which has already reached number […]
“ENTHUSIASM IS OFF THE SCALE” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jul. 10, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today the mouthpiece for the ‘Hopping Mad Political Party,’ the General, is here with us on our corner across the street from the railroad […]
“HOPPING MAD” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jul. 8, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I’m standing on our corner, under the awning, across the street from the railroad depot about to conduct person-to-person impromptu interviews to garner some insight on […]
“BEYOND THE OBVIOUS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jul. 7, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Hello, this is your Roving Reporter (RR) taking over the reins from Chief New Leaf, who had an interesting discussion with Henry yesterday after the […]
“DELUSIONAL PEOPLE CAN’T REASON” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jul. 3, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Excuse me, but we’re getting a call from our connection in Afghanistan — no, not a drug connection*, an Army connection. Hello, how do […]
“DESTROYING THE PRESENT” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jul. 1, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We received a message from Madam Shylock saying that she has stumbled upon some pretty important information and so, via Skype, here she is. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ […]
