by OPOVV, ©2021 (Jan. 22, 2021) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Let me say at the outset that our double-tiered justice system is as corrupt as they come. Every day that Hillary and Joe Biden spend out of jail […]
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Guarding a Pile of Rocks IV
by OPOVV, ©2020 (Dec. 30, 2020) — “Maybe Baby” (2:01) Here we are, back on guard-duty babysitting the same old pile of rocks somewhere in Afghanistan. “I’m not sure I’m following you; how about starting from scratch and explain what you mean.” “Basically, it’s like this: there’s this grey ball of tissue — call it […]
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We Have Too Many Little Führers (RR)
by OPOVV, ©2020 (Dec. 12, 2020) — “Peter Gunn Theme” (1:52) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. This is your Roving Reporter (RR), back from some true investigative reporting, here to convey some grave concerns that only a trained professional psychiatrist […]
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Henry Being Recalled! (RR)
by OPOVV, ©2020 (Dec. 6, 2020) — “Up On The Roof” (2:33) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. There have been rumors of sounds of anguish from the markers of those who had identification numbers tattooed on their forearms during the NAZI regime, […]
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The Reluctant Actor (RR)
by OPOVV, ©2020 (Nov. 23, 2020) — “Les Yeux Noirs” (2:08) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Thank you so much for joining us, broadcasting via the General‘s shortwave set located in his man-cave where there’s suits of amour and various battlefield […]
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There Be Judas Amongst Us (RR)
by OPOVV, ©2020 (Nov. 22, 2020) — “Francis Goya Nostalgia Live” (2:57) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we are welcoming the world-famous commentator, Sir Jeffery, who has been known to comment on everything under the sun. Tell us, Sir […]
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Now What Do We Have Here?
by OPOVV, ©2020 (Nov. 19, 2020) — “Mony Mony” (2:51) We’re at the Pearly Gates sometime in the future. St. Peter is the gatekeeper, Matthew his assistant. “Almost time for a break, wouldn’t you say, Sir?” “Anytime’s fine with me, Matthew. Let’s do one more then take one. Hello; so you’re a Dem from Michigan. […]
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The Graveyard Shift
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The Sunflower Wilts
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Will the REAL President-Elect Please Stand? (RR)
by OPOVV, ©2020 (Nov. 9, 2020) — “Blue Moon” (2:54) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. It’s raining cats and dogs and we don’t have anyone scheduled to interview so we’ll be taking calls at XXX-XX. Well, will you just listen […]
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Henry Relays Zyklon’s Observation (RR)
by OPOVV, ©2020 (Nov. 6, 2020) — “The Wind Cries Mary” (1:31) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re down in Cassadaga, FL, visiting Madam Shylock to see what the future holds. Hello, Madam Shylock, and welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the place to be […]
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The Eleventh Commandment (RR)
by OPOVV, ©2020 (Nov. 5, 2020) — “Angel of Music” (1:45) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. With us today is Rook Dunkin, who just wrote an editorial to our newspaper which refused to print it; isn’t that correct, Rook Dunkin?” “Yes, it […]
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Professor Zork Treats PTSD (RR)
by OPOVV, ©2020 (Nov. 3, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky just wrote another bestseller, so we invited him over to the General’s house to see what the excitement is all about. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ Professor.” “And thanks for […]
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Sailors Shootin’ the Breeze
by OPOVV, ©2020 (Nov. 1, 2020) — As the curtain rises the theme for “Victory at Sea” (0:57) is played, revealing a group of sailors lounging on the fantail of a Navy destroyer steaming off the coast of the Straights of Hormuz. The sailors are in dungarees; one of them is playing “Shenandoah” (2:44) on a […]
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A New World Order in the Eyes of the Mob (RR)
“PSYCHOLOGICAL CONTROLS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Oct. 20, 2020) — “Tchaikovsky – 6 Pieces, Op 51, Valse sentimentale” (1:58) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re back with our favorite professor, the eminently successful author of numerous bestsellers, our vey own Professor […]
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One Way to Grow Up (RR)
“NOTHING ELSE MATTERED” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Oct. 19, 2020) — “Gravel Walk” (1:22) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Thank you for tuning in to a rather unique subject, ‘What was your most memorable military experience?’ With us today is Ted […]
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Professor Zorkophsky Has the Answer (RR)
“NOTHING MORE THAN IGNORANCE” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Oct. 16, 2020) — “Mirie it is While Sumer Ilast” (2:46) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re going to interview a man who is no stranger to our past viewers* and current […]
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