by OPOVV, ©2020
(Nov. 5, 2020) —
“Angel of Music” (1:45)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. With us today is Rook Dunkin, who just wrote an editorial to our newspaper which refused to print it; isn’t that correct, Rook Dunkin?”
“Yes, it certainly is correct, Roving, sad to say. May I read it to your listeners so they can make up their own mind?”
“Be our guest.”
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“Dear Editor:
“President Trump keeps saying without our borders we have no country, but what about honest elections, what then? As citizens, it is ‘Our Right of Reasonable Expectations’ to expect election results the day of the election.
“Counting ballots after the election is over and done with is the same as expressing a clever retort a day later: it doesn’t count.
“And could someone please tell me how an absentee ballot can possibly be late? I mean, haven’t we known for the past FOUR YEARS when the election was? ‘Oh, you mean it was yesterday?’ doesn’t cut it.
“Face it, absentee ballots are one thing, but this ‘mail-in voting’ gives a whole new definition of ‘stealing an election.’
“Wouldn’t it be something if we had a vengeful God that magically removed one finger from a person who falsified one vote? If that were the case, it seems to me there sure be a lot of people without fingers and toes.
“Therefore, let is be written that the Eleventh Commandment be to Count Votes Timely, Accurately and Honestly.
“Amen.
“Respectfully submitted,
“Rook Dunkin, Head Dude of the church down on Hawthorn Street”
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“That was really good, Rook Dunkin. I don’t see anything wrong with it at all. And so, on behalf of our religious mentor, this is your Roving Reporter (RR) wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“Ace In The Hole” (2:37)