“DOUBLE-SPEAK RUN RAMPANT”

by OPOVV, ©2020

(Aug. 10, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re back in Professor Zorkophsky’s rather nice office to discuss his latest bestselling book, ‘Today’s Doublespeak.. Welcome to the show, Professor.”

“So glad you could make it, Roving, on such short notice, but the publisher decided she wasn’t going to wait for the Christmas season to make a bundle. Heck, who knows? The way things are going, maybe they’ll cancel Christmas as being Islamophobia or some such other nonsense. I mean, we wouldn’t want to upset the apple cart of those who want to kill us, now, would we? By the way, please call me ‘Zork’ as long as we’re in my most comfortable office.”

“No, of course not. I don’t understand why the DHS allows even one Muslim within our borders, unless, of course, they’re getting paid off like the rest of the traitors.”

“Now that’s one darn good question, Roving. First, there is absolutely no benefit having people around who want to kill us and, secondly, you want to see more of our soldiers commit suicide, there’s no better way than seeing burqas and hijabs every day*.”

“Yes, I’ve often thought the same thing. Anyway, about your book?”

“Reducing freedoms is not progressive; it is regressive. Making people pay for the crimes of their long-dead relatives is back to the days of debtors’ prison, where the wife and kids were also imprisoned because of the husband’s debts. It doesn’t make any sense.”

“Now, about your book?”

“As you well know, the annual Awards Ceremonies is coming up, since you’ll be the Master of Ceremonies again this year, and I’m to reveal the worst newspaper in the country, if not anywhere, which I’m very excited about. If Rip Van Winkle woke up yesterday and read this newspaper, he would think that he woke in 1939 reading some kind of NAZI political rag rather than a newspaper printed in 2020. Double-speak run rampant; tearing down statues equated with some kind of warped belief in ‘freedom of speech.’ What about any of us others who don’t believe in destroying the past, or I guess our freedoms don’t count?”

“So the idea for your latest book came from a newspaper?”

“The idea of this worthless political rag. It makes one want to cry to think of the trees that gave up their lives for this pure unadulterated trash. Think of CNN in print, then you get the idea.”

“Could you maybe give our listeners at least a hint of what daily newspaper you’re referring to?”

“Let me ask you a question instead: as a group, as a loser group, as a group who hates America so much that they will say, do, and vote for anyone who is not pro-Constitution, as a conclave of really stupid people, the Minneapolis Star Tribune wins hands down. We asked 1,000 professional newspaper surveyors across the country and the vote was – now listen – unanimous that the Star Tribune is the most anti-American, pro-caliphate newspaper in the United States today.”

“Unanimous? Wow.”

“Imagine Americans turning their backs on the Constitution? No wonder Minneapolis was burning: the new normal, forevermore, without abatement; murders to increase at an unprecedented scale.”

“That’s quite correct, Roving, ‘honor killings’ to be conducted on sidewalks and in the streets (no more hiding behind closed doors); FGM and rape gangs soon to be in your own neighborhood, Old Glory trampled and set afire; coming after your guns and without our guns, we’re truly defenseless. All supported by the Star Tribune in the name of ‘progressives.’”

“It’s amazing. Well, I guess all I can say is ‘Fill in the blank spaces’ or else the censors will shut us down. So your new book is about saying one thing but meaning the opposite?”

“Yes, like when they say, ‘progressive,’ what they are really saying is they want to make a working image of Treblinka, a WWII German extermination camp. When they use the word ‘peaceful,’ what they are really saying is they plan to beat you over the head with a nightstick, and when they say, ‘Trust us,’ don’t.”

“I notice you have a chapter dedicated to the mayors of our failing cities.”

“Look, Roving, the only reason why there’s been any looting, riots, rapes and murders is because the cops have been absent from duty; it’s that simple. They are following illegal orders; I can’t make it any plainer than that. And we all know what you think of illegal orders, having refused to follow one while in the military in a combat situation.”

“That is true, and I’ll tell you something else: if you elect a combat-experienced veteran, the chances of having one loot or one burn is as close to zero as humanly possible. Look, good luck on your new book.”

“That’s a shame because I’ve been doing some research on the tetraquark, the same thing that the Large-Hadron Collider folks are doing at CERN. Right below your feet, down in the basement-basement, I’ve built a working model of an accelerator – after Fermi Labs – that should be of interest to you and your viewers.”

“I’m sure, but we’ve really run out of time, so this is your friendly Roving Reporter (RR), wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. One last thought: Burger time: my treat.”

[*You want to see more of our soldiers commit suicide, there’ no better way than seeing burqas and hijabs every day: there, I said it, but is anybody listening?]

Cry” (4:28)

OPOVV 

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