by OPOVV, ©2020

(Apr. 21, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear whatever you need to hear first. I’m your Roving Reporter (RR), and for those of you who don’t get ‘Pulse’ on satellite, you can read a transcript of the show in The Post & Email, a political Internet blog. Today we’re back in Professor Zorkophsky’s office at the university to inquire about his latest bestseller, “When Vigilante Justice is Justified.’ So, by the title of your book, one would get the impression that taking the law into your own hands is acceptable, or am I reading it wrong, Professor?”

“No, Roving, you read it right. But first let me show you my latest addition before we start to hawk my newest book.”

“There’s nothing more that I would enjoy better, Professor Zorkophsky, but I’d like to get to your book and then, if we’ve the time, you can show us your latest addition.”

“Fair enough, but only if you address me as ‘Zork’ as long as we’re in my comfortable office.”

“It’s a deal, Zork. So, about your book?”

“The idea came about noticing that we have one heck of a lot of Looney Tunes wearing police uniforms and carrying guns terrorizing the neighborhood, so to speak. Used to be the first requirement for a police officer was to hire only ex-military, but since the Communists have infiltrated every aspect of our lives, it seems as if there are a lot of other Looney Tunes that have no respect for our Constitution.”

“Try again, Zork: that was a little confusing.”

“A family having a picnic at a park with no one else around; cops show-up and put the father in handcuffs in front of the six-year-old daughter. Now I can’t be specific, seeing how this is a public platform and we must adhere to certain standards, but if those cops were in my squad in Vietnam they’d be listed as Missing in Action (MIA), and that’s the truth of the matter.”

“So what’s the bottom line to all of this?”

“The ‘bottom line,’ as you so dulcetly put it, is the Constitution, and that’s it. There are no ‘grey areas’ and ‘scratching of the heads.’ The Constitution is cut-and-dried: it’s not left to interruption by some nitwit mayor or halfwit governors.”

“Are you going to give President Trump credit for the halfwit governor comment?”


“Okay; moving along, what is your take on China?”

“The only reason we had anything to do with China was the kickbacks paid to the campaign coffers of the politicians who supported — and continue to support — the past crooked Chinese trade deals. You can bet your bottom dollar if Trump is not reelected those very same crooked trade deals will be put back in place so the kickbacks – the money spigot – will flow like when Obama, aka Barry Soetoro, was the de facto president.”

“So we’re back to Obama.”


“Never left, Roving. It’s the key to toppling the Deep State: exposing Obama for the Muslim Iranian cheap-suit-spy that he is who should, by all acceptable rights and standards, spend the rest of his worthless life in a cage down in GITMO, preferably next door to Eric Holder.”

“So getting back to the police who are following some pretty darn destructive orders.”

“Now we know who to trust, and that’s a fact.”

“Can’t trust them, that’s for sure. But I still say that 10% are good and dedicated employees of the public; after all, they are, in point of fact, civilians, just as we are.”

“True, Roving, but still trust the 90% to stab you in the back; to turn their backs on the very people they’ve sworn to protect; and trust them to ignore the Bill of Rights. Look, about the police force in New York City or any other city or sanctuary state: either the police start standing up for the Constitution or quit: they can’t serve two masters that are diametrically opposed to one another. They can’t take an Oath to uphold the Constitution and then follow orders that are against the Constitution. They can’t have it both ways and if they think they can they’re lying to themselves.”

“Gosh, you don’t beat around the bush, do you, Zork?”

“One does NOT play around the Constitution. History is full of examples of people giving up a little freedom here, a little freedom there, and before you know it you have the call to prayer blasting five times a day. And don’t say, ‘Well, church bells ring’; church bells are proclaiming the Golden Rule while the Muslims are preparing to sweep through your neighborhood slitting everyone’s throats. And if the cops can’t figure at least that part out – and so far they haven’t – then the heck with them.”

“I agree. The police are a reactive force, which is why ALL citizens must be armed. You think the cops are going to shut down mosques or raid any of the 22+ Islamovilles around the country? Fat chance. And I see that our time has expired and so, on behalf of the crew and Zork, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight.”

“Wait, Roving, I want to show you my new and exciting X-Ray telescope.”

“Sorry, Zork, we’ve just ran out of time: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time at my place: my treat.”

Gotta Serve Somebody” (6:37)


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