WILL THE FBI LOOK THE OTHER WAY?
by OPOVV, ©2020
(Sep. 29, 2020) — “Fight Song Dance Choreography” (1:40)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. It has been brought to my attention that a lot of you are partitioning the mayor to guarantee our safety within the city, but since I’m a realist, I trust a Dem only as far as I could throw one, so going back to our TV studio is out of the question. Downsizing from TV to radio has necessitated the elimination of a camera operator. Also, commercial advertisements have evaporated; I guess our old advertisers don’t think much of our radio audience. And that’s it: the one thing constant in business life is change so we’ll just plug along as best we can. But the real reason for the turmoil is the fear of the future: will the United States (with her Constitution) still be standing after the election if Trump wins or will voter fraud carry the day? With me is the man who may just have the answer, retired FBI agent Mr. Not-a-Clue.
“Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ Mr. FBI. Let me ask you: Is that your real name, ‘Not-a-Clue?’”
“Yes, matter of fact it is, and it has caused me no end of grief throughout my life, I’m sorry to say. It sure didn’t leave me a heck of a lot of choices about my career path, did it?”
“None whatsoever. Let me ask you about the current Director, Christopher Wray.”
“I wish you wouldn’t.”
“Why’s that?”
“Because he’s Deep State, that’s why. He plays the ‘Beltway Game’ so he can’t play the ‘Trump Game.’”
“Sorry, I never heard of the ‘Trump Game.’”
“Anybody who believes in the Constitution is playing the ‘Trump Game,’ and within the Washington Beltway they are as rare as an honest seller of used cars or a Muslim ‘migrant’ spouting about how ‘peaceful and misunderstood’ they are.”
“What is it about FBI Director Wray that bugs you?”
“Besides his admiration of National Socialism, his belief that there are absolutely no cases of voter fraud ever, even in Chicago where the dead vote, not only once, but have been known to vote multiple times, along with their dead dog.”
“What, in your opinion, separates Trump from Biden?”
“Trump can’t be bought; Biden can, has and will; it is as plain as day; in your face; nothing but the truth. And then there are the kids, the family: which family has taken bribes, kickbacks and payoffs and whose hasn’t, won’t and never will? And without the right to own guns there is no freedom. which one is for freedom and which one is against freedom?”
“Pretty straightforward, isn’t it? Well, now, I see that we’ve run out of time so we’ll be saying goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“Do You Want to Dance” (2:33)