by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Oct. 14, 2023) — “The Call of the Far Away Hills” (3:01) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Wert asked us for a return engagement, as he said, to set the record straight so we said, fine, go […]
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The Hopalong Political Party (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Oct. 7, 2023) — “At the End of a Rainbow” (2:18) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. By popular demand, our featured guest is our most requested Henry. Welcome back, Henry; you wouldn’t believe how popular you are.” […]
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Pence Gave Us Biden; Thanks a Lot (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Oct. 4, 2023) — “Justice for All” (2:24) Biden gave us:Open bordersRape TreesFentanylInflationSupports the NAZI regime in UkraineTransgender stupidnessDOJ and FBI targeting school board and PTA meetingsJan. 6 peaceful protesters locked up in the GulagStupids with ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ indicting Trump“Woke” military academies‘Clot Shot’ and mask mandatesUS dollar tanking worldwideDisastrous Afghan withdrawalImporting […]
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Vaccine-‘Hesitant’ in Sign Language (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Sep. 30, 2023) — “The Sweetest Thing (I’ve Ever Known)” (4:07) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. This afternoon the metal detector went off in the entrance to our building and our security guard, a 12-year-old Collie, […]
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Universal Truth (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Sep. 28, 2023) — “Along the Navajo Trail” (2:28) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s featured guest requested to make a statement, and because he has been darn good for our show, we jumped at the […]
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Illegals: Vote for Trump Means Deportation (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Sep. 23, 2023) — “Don’t Let the Sun Catch You Crying” (2:44) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The Dems will allow non-citizens to vote, thereby flaunting their hate for our country right in our faces. Yes, […]
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The Gospel According to Henry, a Play (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 5, 2023) — The house is packed, the lights dim, and the curtain rises to the music of Benny Goodman’s “Mission to Moscow” (2:36). The stage is set as the Moulin Rouge theater in Paris. There are 60 girl frogs in costume, jumping up and down and hopping around at a frantic […]
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What About Henry? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 2, 2023) — “Duane Allman’s slide solo on Layla” (:57) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Madam Shylock is our featured guest of the day and would like to make an opening statement. Go ahead, Madam Shylock.” […]
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Take Me to Your Leader (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 25, 2023) — “Try to Remember” (3:34) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As you can see, Professor Zorkophsky is back with us to hawk his new movie that will be released sometime, well, when?” “March […]
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Fireside Chat with Zork (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 20, 2023) — “Cry Like a Baby” (2:32) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it first. Years ago we used to interview Professor Zorkophsky at his office at the university but we’ve never been to his house, where we […]
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Henry Gives a Press Conference (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 13, 2023) —“Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)” (3:08) “Controlled burn; the check is in the mail; just a little bit pregnant; ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help’ (0:14); ‘the additional IRS agents will only go after wealthy people’; Russia is losing the war; alien balloon; Barry Soetoro, […]
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Henry Iowa-Bound (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 13, 2023) — “Young Love” (2:28) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re at a drugstore in Iowa waiting for Henry to give his first campaign speech, so what do you say we just mingle with the […]
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Henry May Podcast (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 10, 2023) — “Don’t Fence Me In” (2:54) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We here at ‘Pulse’ take great pride on cutting-edge reporting on the great events that affect each of our lives directly, and […]
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The Waffen-SS and the Capitol Police (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 4, 2023) — “Seven Nation Army” (4:31) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is an old friend who only stops by when he’s not off trekking in some jungle around the world. That’s right, […]
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Prospector Discovers the ‘Swamp Rock’ (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jan. 28, 2023) — “Stand On My Own” (4:12) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We have just received notice that the rock that people like Adam Schiff crawl out from under has been discovered near Bakersfield, CA. The […]
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What Good has the UN Ever Done? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jan. 26, 2023) — “Rhinestone Cowboy” (3:28) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. ‘Pulse’ is a ‘string’ operation because we can’t even afford the ‘shoe,’ but nevertheless, we have managed to make an impact in some small […]
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Too Many Specifics: Let’s Talk about the Overhead “Tone” (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jan. 20, 2023) — “Sweet Georgia Brown” (4:17) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest has always been a favorite of ours, Chief New Leaf. I understand that the Chief has donated the use of his RV […]
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Henry Speaks His Mind (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jan. 16, 2023) — “Try a Little Tenderness” (3:48) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest today is the most improbable presidential candidate ever, an English-speaking frog named Henry who is smart enough to keep his day […]