by Roving Reporter, ©2023
(Oct. 4, 2023) — “Justice for All” (2:24)
Biden gave us:
Open borders
Rape Trees
Fentanyl
Inflation
Supports the NAZI regime in Ukraine
Transgender stupidness
DOJ and FBI targeting school board and PTA meetings
Jan. 6 peaceful protesters locked up in the Gulag
Stupids with ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ indicting Trump
“Woke” military academies
‘Clot Shot’ and mask mandates
US dollar tanking worldwide
Disastrous Afghan withdrawal
Importing Muslims for more murders and rapes
Keven McCarthy is a bonafide RINO
MTG is a bonafide RINO
“Missing” children harvested for sex and body parts
“Missing” children and young women kidnapped for “snuff” films
Payoffs to member of Congress and unelected bureaucrats
And on and on and on.
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Then hear this: Former Speaker of the House, Kevin McCarthy, is a lowlife snake-in-the-grass RINO, so what do you say we tar and feather him, or maybe you don’t think we should let him off so easily. Here’s the point: unless we wake up as of yesterday, the Constitution won’t save us from those who are in power who use the existing laws to destroy our country. Let me explain. It all comes down to the thousands of judges who have been bought and paid for by the Deep State. The Deep State picks spineless lawyers (oxymoron?) to sit on the bench who think that the Constitution was nothing but a ‘suggestion.’ There are those (billions) who want to erase the First Amendment, believe it or not. There are billions who want to make the jump from abortion to Concentration/Death Camps immediately. Murdering the baby at nine months or murdering a Christian at 39 years: what’s the difference? Madam Shylock is back as our featured guest. Welcome to Pulse, the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you for having me. Let me say this from the outset: all those lives lost in the Revolutionary War and every war since have been in vain. Thousands upon thousand of pints of blood spilled will have been, and are being, spilled in vain. This country is going down, and we wonder if Trump’s [‘Trump Won’ (3:30)] AG Mike Davis will be able to put in jail those who need to be incarcerated, if inflation can be curbed, and if those who suffer from ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ will somehow miraculously be cured so their brain will be able to function at the deductive reasoning level, as in the example: a=b, b=c therefore a=c.”
“You’re kidding.”
“Of course I am. Look at the Master of Ceremonies, Judge Arthur Engoron, of the carnival act in NYC, a New York Jew who takes glee in prosecuting the best friend Israel ever had. New York City Jews voted overwhelmingly for the Muslim Obama, in case you didn’t know. This loser of a human being, Judge Engoron [‘Trump‘ (0:34)], has been bought and paid for by enemies of the Constitution, someone who — well, need I go on?”
“No, you made your point.”
“Judges are the weak link of our Republic, and the ones who fail to rule per-Constitution must be fired, censored, and tarred and feathered with the rest of the traitors of our country, which would be every Dem. A Dem vote is synonymous with welcoming Communism as the rule of law, where the State controls every aspect of your life, from birth to marriage to death.”
“How do you rate Gavin ‘Slick’ Newsom, the Governor of California?”
“I’d say on par with a Mexican Drug Cartel’s janitor, same as Katie Hobbs, Gretchen Whitmer, and Kathy Hochul.”
“So, you’re saying they’re ‘on-the-take?’”
“Yes, either directly or indirectly, it makes no difference. A million extra for a campaign contribution is always greatly appreciated.”
“I’m sure it is. Do you think Trump will win in 2024?”
“Not a chance. This country is going down and going down fast. All I’ve got to say is buy guns and plenty of ammo because the cops and the military are run by Dems. The uniform of the Dems will be masks, or blood clots, or long fibers in their blood vessels. Be hard to tell. Look for evidence of being a longstanding member of ‘The View,’ ‘MSNBC’ and the ‘CNN’ audience. They’ll wear a crazed look, like what Whoopi Goldberg looks like: like a deer caught in the headlights, startled and doesn’t know what to do.”
“Yes, I can understand that. What about the election; I mean, will they cheat?”
“The Dems always cheat but they don’t call it cheating; they call it ‘fair’ as in ‘We cheated but it was fair.’”
“I don’t get it.”
“It doesn’t matter what you think; if they can say, ‘We won’t,’ it doesn’t make any difference. It’s like this: you say the 2020 election was a fraud; so? Biden is in; they won; case closed. Here, I’ll make it easy for you to understand. First, nobody gives a hoot what you think, okay? And even if they did care, you’re on the same plane as any Democratic voter who does care. They don’t even care about their own, get it? If they’re in power with all of them ‘perks’ and being fawned over, that’s what they like. And payoffs, don’t forget the payoffs. They like lots of money but no IRS audits, never an audit. It’s all part of the game.”
“Game?”
“The game of politics where lies are traded in Congress like stocks are traded on Wall Street. You know who the successful liars are by their longevity. There are exceptions, but way too few and far between.”
“Matt Gaetz?”
“One of the exceptions, for sure. There are exceptions; I’m not saying there aren’t; it’s just that there’s so few of them.”
“Croak.”
“Did I just hear a ‘croak?’”
“Yes, I brought along Henry. He’s in my purse but I thought his nap would last longer. I’m sorry.”
“No, no, don’t be. Do you think Henry would care to join us?”
“I don’t know; he was pretty tired. He stayed up late to watch his favorite film, ‘The Creature in the Black Lagoon.’”
Henry crawls out from the purse, yawns, then hops onto the table.
“Well, look who woke up from their beauty sleep. Welcome to ‘Pulse.’”
“Yes, yes, I know: ‘the most-watched information show in its time slot.’ Got any coffee?”
“I’ll get it while we break for a commercial.”
“Every Rose Has Its Thorn” (4:17)
“And we’re back with Henry; Madam Shylock had some business to take care of. So, Henry, what can you tell us?”
“This I will say unto you: you Americans placed yourself in the middle of the Swamp. Nobody helped you; you did it all yourselves. Back when Kevin McCarthy was running to be the Speaker of the House, you wrote that he was nothing but a lowlife Swamp Rat. You called for Governor Cuomo to be replaced by someone not as bad, and you got Hochul, another Swamp Rat. You reelected McConnell: Swamp Rat. Schumer reelected: Swamp Rat. Biden and Cackle Harris: Rats.”
“We must take some sort of warped pride in making bad matters worse.”
“That you do. I watched a minute of ‘The View’ the other day and I thought I was in some sort of time warp whisked back to the days of the Salem Witch Trials, same mindset; same reasoning steps; forget the facts; it’s how they ‘feel,’ the one area where they’re batting 100%: WRONG.”
“Now why would a frog want to watch something as so stupid as ‘The View?’”
“I was at Madam Shylock’s the other day for brunch and her cat walked on her remote. Meanwhile, I’m on the kitchen table feasting on fresh Grub Worms and by the time the catastrophe was corrected, I was forced to watch ‘The View.’ If I had the money, I’d hire a lawyer for being subjected to such stupidity.”
“You and the rest of America, all the MAGAs, for sure. What about the open border?”
“I don’t think you have it in you to deport all those who came across the open southern border under Biden. I know you don’t have it to deport your Muslims, people who aren’t afraid to spell it out for you, to say right in your face they want to replace the Constitution with their Sharia Law. You already let them broadcast calls to arms — oops, sorry — prayer five times a day. “
“You’re speaking to the choir.”
“Yes, I know you have a brain, but how many of your viewers can’t make the connection between using your own laws to do you in? I can hear it now; illegal immigrants are protected by the Constitution. Which reminds me, I don’t want to hear anymore boasting about any so-called great trade treaties with Canada and Mexico if we can’t execute child molesters, rapists and murderers. You know what we do now? We ‘send them back.’”
“That’s right, we deport them.”
“And then they come back and ruin someone else’s life. Just recently, an 11-year-old was raped in Minnesota. They’re talking about deporting the bum. Your own law doing you in, day after day. I’m sorry, I’m in need of jumping in a glass of water, spring water if you have it. I’d like to say one more thing, if I may.”
“Sure; go ahead.”
“Kicking Kevin McCarthy out was a resounding success for the little guy. It showed we can push back, so there. Never was I so proud of America since I don’t know when. And keep the bum out, I say. Primary him. Say good riddance to McCarthy for keeps. And that’s all.”
“And that’ll wrap it up for this segment of our show. This is your Roving Reporter, on behalf of Henry, wishing all of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger and fresh fly time: my treat.”
“Little Martha” (2:07)
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