by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 15, 2024) — “I’m a Believer” (2:46) The show opens with Henry and Roving standing on the sidewalk under the awning across from the railroad station in a suburb of a once-great city. Henry is on 6’ stilts and, like Roving, wearing a MAGA hat. Both are wearing trench coats, Henry […]
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Smart People are the Prey of the Stupids (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 10, 2024) — “Sing, Sing, Sing” (2:11) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Wert will be our featured guest, but before we start, he requested that we run this video he sent us. Hit tape #1. […]
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President Trump Fictitiously Calls Henry (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 8, 2024) — “Hello It’s Me” (3:51) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Due to popular demand, Henry will be our featured guest. As you can see, we’re on the front porch of ‘Madam Shylock’s Fortune-Telling Emporium,’ located […]
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Henry’s Perspective on Current Affairs (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 4, 2024) — “Our Day Will Come” (2:34) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is Henry, who will share his philosophical views on what’s happening in our world today. Welcome to the most listened-to information […]
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Odds on Next Election (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 29, 2024) — “Moonlight Gambler” (2:57) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is a bookie out of Las Vegas who goes by the name of ‘Lefty Tony.’ Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most popular information show in its time […]
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“Face the Music,” a Play by Henry (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 28, 2024) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. A couple of weeks ago we received an invitation to attend a play written by Henry which will be performed on Madam Shylock’s front porch. The front lawn must have […]
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Henry Lays It All Out (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 25, 2024) — “Shane Theme” (2:35) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is perhaps our most flamboyant and verbal, none other than Henry, a frog of many talents. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the most […]
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Department of Deportation (RR)
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The Here and Now (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 15, 2024) — “If I Had Money” (6:46) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is Professor Wert, the preeminent writer of children’s books. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ Professor Wert, to hawk your latest […]
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Henry Has Something to Say (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 12, 2024) — “You Talk Too Much” (2:54) [The history of Henry is shrouded in mystery. Some say he is from the ‘Land of Prester John’; some say he’s Zyklon’s ambassador to earth, while we know him as the talking frog that lives in the pond in the center of Cassadaga, Florida and […]
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1$ Billion vs. a Good Idea (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 25, 2024) — “Slightly Hung Over” (4:43) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I heard that the Democrats will outspend the Republicans 2 to 1 or more. So what? Make it 10 to 1; same difference, […]
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Mayorkas = Open Border = Fentanyl Deaths (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 8, 2024) — “Straight Street” (4:10) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. No traction from the ‘Mika & Joe Bought-Off Team,’ so I guess Shemane and Ted are just too much for them. Heck, all Ted […]
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The ONLY Acceptable Border Bill Number is “0” (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 7, 2024) — “Nineteen Hundred Eighty Five” (5:27) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I promised Henry that I wouldn’t badmouth swamps, but Washington, DC, is just too much to ignore. Low-IQ critters are seen slithering from gutter […]
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Henry will Mediate Ted Nugent vs. “Morning Joe” Debate (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 4, 2024) — “Justice for All” (2:24) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We have just received a communique about an historic debate between Ted Nugent and Joe Scarborough only if Henry will be the mediator. The Nugent camp has expressed great […]
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Henry Announces Retirement (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 2, 2024) — “You Had a Bad Day” (3:53) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s featured guest is our good friend Henry who says he has an important announcement.” “Who says?” “You did. You said you were […]
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The Cookie Jar Syndrome: NOT FAIR! (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Jan. 28, 2023) — “Magical Mystery Tour” (2:50) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As you can readily tell by the chalkboard on wheels, today’s featured guest is our favorite General. Welcome back: long time, no see. How […]
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Trump Attempting to Correct an Election vs. Overturn One (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Jan. 12, 2023) — “Garden Party” (3:58) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s featured guest is Bishop Dunkin, who will clue us in on the obvious, is that right? And welcome to the show.” “And thank you […]
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Pelosi’s ‘Insurrection’: Cover-up for a Coup D’état (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Jan. 7, 2023) — “Sleepwalk” (2:29) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. You just can’t make this stuff up, but while we were setting up for another sidewalk interview, here comes Henry, on roller skates, no less. Hold […]
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In America, 16% = 99% (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Dec. 21, 2023) — “Trump Won” (3:30) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is Madam Shylock, who says she has some important news that no one will listen to. Well, I don’t quite know how […]
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The Myth of Harvard Exposed (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Dec. 13, 2023) — “Try that in a Small Town” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. After the last, ‘I went to Harvard’ I decided to finally set the record straight by saying what should’ve been […]