by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 28, 2024) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. A couple of weeks ago we received an invitation to attend a play written by Henry which will be performed on Madam Shylock’s front porch. The front lawn must have […]
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Henry Lays It All Out (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 25, 2024) — “Shane Theme” (2:35) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is perhaps our most flamboyant and verbal, none other than Henry, a frog of many talents. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the most […]
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The Schumer Sanction (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 20, 2024) — “The Exodus Song (This Land is Mine)” (3:22) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is a retired State Department employee of 23 years who has served in the Middle East; […]
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Mika, the Dumbest of Them All (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 18, 2024) — “Wildfire” (4:48) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky called to say he would like the opportunity to warn us about the lunatics among us; he said it was ‘imperative’ that he’d be […]
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Department of Deportation (RR)
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The Here and Now (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 15, 2024) — “If I Had Money” (6:46) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is Professor Wert, the preeminent writer of children’s books. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ Professor Wert, to hawk your latest […]
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Henry Has Something to Say (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 12, 2024) — “You Talk Too Much” (2:54) [The history of Henry is shrouded in mystery. Some say he is from the ‘Land of Prester John’; some say he’s Zyklon’s ambassador to earth, while we know him as the talking frog that lives in the pond in the center of Cassadaga, Florida and […]
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Alcoholism and PTSD (RR)
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The Trojan War: Fought for Nothing (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 5, 2024) — “Here, There and Everywhere” (2:24) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The world is crumbling around us as violence is increasing to new levels. While it doesn’t look as if much is being […]
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Following Illegal Orders: Really Stupid
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 3, 2024) — “I’m Sorry” (2:54) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s featured guest is an old friend of ours, Madam Shylock [“Fortune Teller” (2:41)]. I understand you’ve had a little trouble down in your neck of […]
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More Judges Won’t Mend an Open Border (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 2, 2024) — “Vietnam Blues” (2:03) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s featured guest is a retired IRS agent who has some inside information he’d like to get off his chest. Welcome to our most […]
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Stolen Election = Laken Riley Murdered (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 29, 2024) — “Oh Happy Day” (5:55) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest for this episode of ‘Pulse’ is Bishop Dunkin, our resident weather vane who guides us to the straight and […]
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One Mouse to Another (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 27, 2024) — “I Like It” (2:15) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is Professor Wert, who just wrote a book titled, ‘One Mouse to Another.’ Welcome back aboard ‘Pulse,’ Professor.” “And thank you […]
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1$ Billion vs. a Good Idea (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 25, 2024) — “Slightly Hung Over” (4:43) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I heard that the Democrats will outspend the Republicans 2 to 1 or more. So what? Make it 10 to 1; same difference, […]
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Traitors, All (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 23, 2024) — “Tighten Up” (3:02) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The clock is ticking and we’re coming down to the wire where the rubber meets the road. We either save our Republic or lose […]
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New York: Time to Pay for Stupidity (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 20, 2024) — “You’re the Reason I’m Living” (2:28) “Sanctuary city, sanctuary state, eventually someone must pay the piper for unrealistic government handouts, and the piper in New York’s case is the price of everything that is trucked-in, which is everything. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to ‘The Pulse of the […]
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Roving Visits East Palestine with Brandon (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 18, 2024) — “Kodachrome” (3:36) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Soon after President ‘Brandon’ announced his visit to East Palestine, Ohio, Chief New Leaf graciously offered his sumptuous RV for our use, and so here we are, […]
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Bomb-Sniffing Dog Renders Verdict: NO BOMB! (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 14, 2024) — “Justice for All” (2:24) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest has quite an extensive background working with animals and has just published the final volume in a 17-book compilation titled, […]
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The Most Requested Follow-up Interview (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 13, 2024) — “The Unicorn Song” (3:21) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The other day our boss happened to mention the possibility of getting caught up on answering ‘Letters to Pulse,’ so I asked her […]
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McConnellsaurus Discovered (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 11, 2024) — “Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue” (3:13) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We have a rather interesting show for you with our featured guest, Professor Zorkophsky, the renowned author of psychiatric […]