by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Mar. 20, 2024) — “The Exodus Song (This Land is Mine)” (3:22)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is a retired State Department employee of 23 years who has served in the Middle East; Dearborn, Michigan and, recently until his retirement, in Minneapolis, MN. Welcome to our most popular show but, I must ask you, what does the State Department have to do with Dearborn and Minneapolis?”
“Nothing now, but at the start of the Muslim invasion, just after Barry Soetoro (aka Obama) became our de facto president, Somalians were on our radar for abusing our immigration policy, and that’s what caught our attention.”
“In what way did it catch your attention?”
“As an example, let’s say a Muslim family from Somalia is granted permission to enter our country on questionable grounds. So, what happens is that, oops, there’s more than a husband, wife and daughter, there’s also 11 other daughters and five more wives left behind; can’t forget them, now, can we? And then after a couple of months, 23 sons between the ages of 18 and 35 and a few more wives appear.”
“And we let them in?”
“Not only do we let them in, but the original husband and wife are brother and sister.”
“They lied on the application to enter our country?”
“In spades, and if any government employee complained, they were pink-slipped, as I was. They called it ‘early retirement with prejudice.’”
“You said, ‘nothing now,’ referring to the State Department’s interest in Dearborn and Minneapolis; what did you mean by that?”
“‘Hands off’ was the order. No more questions; open-door policy for the camel to not only stick his head in the tent, but to take the tent, just as Muslims are doing in Europe. The British Isles, Sweden, Germany, France; heck, wherever there is a Muslim there is a takeover in the works.”
“Really?”
“The FBI was the first to go.”
“First to go where?”
“Outside what they were supposed to do. They were supposed to protect American citizens, and they were. They had cameras and undercover agents in every mosque. They reported on Muslims purchasing chemicals and weapons and then, from out of the blue, the order came down to pull back and look the other way. They did, and we got the Boston Marathon Bombing; remember that?”
“Yes, that’s what they do: kill people.”
“And that’s a fact we can all take to the bank. I reported that Chuck Schumer was being used by CAIR. Maybe he’s getting paid off or maybe he’s just plain stupid. I tend to believe that Schumer’s just plain stupid.”
“I think most rational people would agree with you. No, every rational person would agree with you. Let’s take a quick commercial break.”
“Stupid Cupid” (2:14)
“And we’re back with a retired government man who worked for State, and he doesn’t like the Democrat senator from New York, Chuck Schumer. I would’ve thought that the original 13 colonies would be against Communism, but I’d be wrong, wouldn’t I?”
“It’s a mystery, I’ll give you that, Roving. Look at the states that border the Pacific Ocean, founded by hearty pioneers yearning for freedom yet their prodigy is giving it all away for Totalitarianism, so we end up with stupidity from sea to shining sea.”
“It’s a shame.”
“It’s more than that: it’s a slap in the face to all those who are buried at Arlington, is what it is. And speaking of Schumer, not only does he hate our Constitution, but he also hates Israel as well.”
“Why do you say Schumer hates America?”
“Because he supports Biden’s open-border policy, that’s why. The president is supposed to follow the Constitution and Senator Schumer, too, but they’re not, are they? The Chamber of Commerce is also in on it. Today’s manufacturing equation is cheap labor equals American deaths. There’ll be many more totally needless American deaths by the hand of illegal immigrants before the voters understand that the middle class is being systematically destroyed in the name of the bottom line. In every Third World country there are but two classes: the upper and the lower. The upper has very few while the lower has very many.”
“So much for the American dream. Own a house, raise a family. You mentioned Schumer’s hate for Israel? How’s that work?”
“The truth of the matter is that if it weren’t for the Jews, that little piece of land they live on would still be nothing but rock and sand, as it was for thousands of years before them. The Jews planted trees, and to water those trees they walked many miles a day, young and old, carrying water in canteens and tin cans. The days became weeks and weeks years and now there’s great groves of trees and fields of crops sold all through the Mediterranean. Through sweat equity they persevered and are still going at it. The Muslims had the same land for over a thousand years and all they had was sand and rocks; go figure.”
“And they want the land. How long would it be before it became yet again a land of sand and rock?”
“Not long.”
“A generation?”
“Not even. Ten years, tops.”
“So, all this hate, this rage, all for sand and rocks? Doesn’t make any sense.”
“Of course not. Schumer wants a ‘Palestinian State,’ as if that’s the solution.”
“It’s not?”
“The only solution is when the Muslims stop their envy and hate, and that’ll never stop.”
“Why not? I mean, why won’t the hate stop?”
“Look, Gaza could’ve been a paradise on earth had Yasser Arafat spent all those millions in constructive ways instead of digging tunnels and buying weapons. He didn’t build one school, daycare or clinic. A Muslim takeover of the United States would mean the whole country would become one big landfill and dust bowl.”
“No doubt about it.”
“You see, Schumer is a Dem, backs Biden and, therefore, purely by definition, supports illegal immigration, Fentanyl, human trafficking and, again by definition, agrees to open season on American females of any age for torture, rape, and murder.”
“Yes, I can see the connection.”
“The lowlife Schumer also supports Peter Navarro going to prison.”
“What’s Navarro guilty of?”
“The truth is that Navarro is a vehement supporter of the Constitution, and the Dems can’t stand that, now, can they? If they accept the Constitution, then they must admit the J-6 Committee was illegal because there was no January 6 [“Justice for All” (2:24)] insurrection other than Pelosi and VP Mike Pence accepting known fraudulent votes.”
“But Schumer was a vocal supporter of Liz Cheney, wasn’t he?”
“Yes, he was, a diehard supporter of circumventing our Constitution and throwing Israel under the bus. Israel doesn’t want a Palestinian State; no one does, except Schumer. All Israel wants is to be left alone, but I guess that’s asking too much.”
“And this will be the right time to end the show. This is your Roving Reporter, along with a retired government employee who knows the score…”
“Excuse me, but I’d like to add a last remark, if I may?”
“Make it short.”
“These Dems, the judges, guards, and the fake news are going to pay a price for being traitors; that’s all I’ve got to say.”
“The sentence for a convicted traitor is pretty steep, isn’t it?”
“Something to think about while stuffing ballot boxes, forging a signature, and tampering with voting machines. Are you listening, Governor of Arizona Katie Hobbs and Governor of Michigan Gretchen Whitmer?”
“Do you think Trump should go after the thieves who stole the 2020 election?”
“By all means; track every one of them down to the ends of the earth and fully prosecute them. Schumer not only wants a ‘Palestinian State’; he wants the US NAVY to build the terrorists a pier guarded, no doubt, 24 hours a day by US Marines (welcome to yet another forever war). Chuck Schumer and Mitch McConnell, the geriatric ‘Bobbsey Twins’ of the Senate who overstayed their welcome by decades.”
“Very well. This is your Roving Reporter wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“Israel” (3:42)
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