by Roving Reporter, ©2022

Is there any way to know if Katie Hobbs won Arizona’s 2022 gubernatorial contest over Kari Lake?

(Nov. 28, 2022) — “One Night” (2:33)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is an old friend who just told me that, ‘Today I’m not holding anything back.’ Then tell me this, Zork – mind if I call you ‘Zork?’ – have you ever held anything back?”

“Thank you for having me on and for your informative introduction. Now, to answer your question: all the time. Listen: I know ‘Pulse’ is watched by young and old alike so I must censor myself not to get any too graphic and to curtail the use of somewhat descriptive four-letter words. But that’s okay since I agreed to your terms. Besides, the editor of the transcript – that would be Sharon Rondeau – would just cut it out anyway.”

“That is so true. Okay, then, what have you got for us?”

Jeff Crouere beat me to the punch with his latest editorial, Liz Cheney Wins 2022 Turkey of the Year Award,’ so I’ll have to go with Katie Hobbs. No big deal; they might as well be twins the way they treat our Constitution and have that hateful demeanor.”

“You got that part right.”

“Look, there’s no use beating around the bush: Trump won in 2020 and it looks as if Merrick Garland and his totally corrupt, bought-off-and-paid-for DOJ aren’t going to follow the Oath they all took to the Constitution which renders Trump running for president in 2024 nothing but a 2020 deja vu all over again, trust me.”

“Yes, I think that all rational people have figured that out by now, that the United States is a satellite country of the CCP, at least in thought and soon-to-be deed.”

“Why?”

“Because you got rid of the Draft; because you denied Christmas Passion Plays; because you let the loonies run the farm; because you let people who are at the bottom of the totem pole, people like Schumer, Pelosi, and McConnell dogpaddle in the swamp with all the other low-life rejects such as the Joint Chiefs of Staff and Fake News. You brought it upon yourselves. You destroyed liberty because you didn’t stand up to the crooks. Biden and Harris are crooks; Pelosi is a crook; Merrick Garland is one, too. Stand up to them and put them ALL behind bars which is where they belong; treat them like the traitors they are for once in your lives. It’s your choice, freedom or slavery; open borders and fentanyl or law and order.”

“But how? Hold it; please answer after this short commercial break.”

Walkin Blues” (3:54)

“And we’re back; I asked, ‘But how?’

“Let the Arizona National Guard arrest Hobbs and her crooked administration. Follow the Constitution to insure honest election results and do it now, today, this day, right now. Don’t sit around and talk about it: do it.”

“But no one has the guts.”

“You mean you’re going to let the Biden Crime Syndicate sell us out?”

“I guess so, I mean, if nobody takes the bull by the horns…”

“Masks don’t work, they never did; the so-called ‘vaccine’ is a one-way ticket to an early grave; open borders is the end; and the last nail in the coffin is Katie Hobbs becoming the governor of Arizona. Either we fight together or go down together; either we stand up to the corruption of the CDC and Big Pharma or we’re toast. Take it or leave it.”

“Well, Zork, I guess you didn’t hold anything back this time.”

“Time? Now that is something we don’t have. The Chinese have time to sit around and watch us destroy ourselves; the Muslims have time to sit around and do the same while we have time to sit around and talk about it. End of story. The war may not be over, but the Left is winning battle after battle.”

“But we won the House.”

“So what? That’s like saying you got hired as the town dogcatcher and are – in your mind as ‘wishful thinking’ — in charge of the budget and long-range planning for the whole county.”

“But at least it’s something, a foot in the door, so to speak.”

“I’ll grant you that. I’d like to add one last point: in all my years of practice, of all my years of life, I can honestly say that I have never been a cause for a Veteran to commit suicide, but Katie Hobbs can’t say that, now, can she? That’s a curse that I wouldn’t wish upon anybody, but she brought it upon herself, along with the Jan. 6 Committee and the goons at the Washington, DC, gulag. Look, Merrick Garland is s festering pestilence in our land; is that blunt enough for you?”

“Yes, that was surely blunt enough for anyone. And will you just look at the time, so on behalf of Zork, this is your Roving Reporter wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

I’ll Be Over You (When the Grass Grows Over Me)” (3:06)

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