by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Feb. 23, 2024) — “Tighten Up” (3:02)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The clock is ticking and we’re coming down to the wire where the rubber meets the road. We either save our Republic or lose our Republic. We either stand for the Constitution or we give our country away to our enemies. There is no middle ground; no ‘grey area’; no riding the fence. It’s either ‘Let’s go Brandon!’ or THE END. With us to explain it all to us is our good friend, Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky. What say you, Zork?”
“I say let’s not be afraid to speak up, speak out, and speak the truth.”
“They say the truth is only in the eye of the beholder, that there are multiple truths.”
“That’s what they say, isn’t it? But what do you believe, Mayorkas saying the border is closed or Ben Berquam on his ‘Open Border’ show?”
“You got me there.”
“Furthermore, it is quite obvious that Biden is turning our country over to either the Chinese or the Muslims, maybe both. The USA is gone and it’s up to us to take it back. We got one chance to take our country back, just one chance, only one chance, and if we can’t get Trump back on top, well, goodbye, USA. It’ll be the end; no more Constitution with equal rights for all, men AND women. The beacon of freedom for the world will be extinguished, understand, or are you so naive to think that everything is hunky-dory and things will go back to normal once Trump [“81 Million Votes, My A**” (3:13)] is censored? No more churches and no more teaching the GOLDEN RULE because the GOLDEN RULE is the antithesis of the DEEP STATE.”
“Our audience is quite aware of the stakes.”
“Yes, but the audience of ‘Pulse’ is the exception.”
“Please explain after the break.”
“It’s Still Rock and Roll to Me” (2:54)
“And we’re back with Zork who was about to tell us about the lost souls, the ‘slow learners,’ the ‘left-behinds.’”
“Yes, that’s right. Here’s the truth: the USA should be comprised of people who support the Constitution all the way, so much, in fact, as to offer their lives for it, if needed, such as in the Revolutionary War and other conflicts such as World War II. But the landscape has changed since then, hasn’t it? Nowadays, people don’t care about history as much as they value greed, the here-and-now.”
“Such as Biden accepting money from our enemies.”
“Too true, but you and I care while the other half of the country couldn’t care less. Maybe they’re the ones who got the ‘Clot Shot’; that would be justice, now, wouldn’t it? Weed out the worthless.”
“Getting back to the other half.”
“Yes, the ‘waiting for the other shoe to drop’ crowd. Here’s the news: the shoe hit the floor, but they weren’t around to hear it.”
“Why didn’t they hear it?”
“Because they were either yapping against Trump [“Trump Won” (3:30)] or glued to ‘The View.’”
“But there must be more to it than that.”
“And there is. In every stratum of people, whether they be rich or poor, smart or dumb, there are those who have an attitude that whatever they believe, it must be right. Lay out all the proof in the world why they are accepting tainted information leads to erroneous conclusions, they refuse to see the light. Take, for instance, a group of people who are taught to hate another group of people for absolutely no discernible reasons, none whatsoever.”
“Like the Muslims and the Jews?”
“Yes, Muslims are taught to hate the Jews while the Jews spend their time trying to improve the human race. The Chinese are invading our country from the southern border and we’re talking about ‘preferred pronouns.’ Half the country isn’t smart enough to understand satire, which is why everything Nigel Farage says goes in one ear and out the other. And here’s the kicker: they parrot more than real parrots do.”
“How do you mean?”
“I mean, getting back to the Constitution, one person, one vote; voter ID, and must be a United States citizen to vote. Furthermore, all illegal immigrants must be deported right back into Mexico; let them deal with them. Mexico should never have let them come over their southern border in the first place.”
“But the other half will never understand that the number one job of the president is to protect us via protecting the Constitution, AT WHATEVER COST.”
“No, that they never will. You were going to talk about parrots.”
“That’s right. Ever notice the Obots use the same catch-words?”
“All the time.”
“That’s because the Left can’t make up original thoughts. They repeat what they hear, verbatim. Word for word, you hear it every day. ‘The end of Democracy; I don’t like the way Trump speaks.’ Try listening to Joy Reid if you don’t believe me, and then listen to Rob Reiner. Be amazed if anyone could take it.”
“And then add Joe Scarborough to the mix.”
“No, please, don’t kid around; that would make anyone go over the edge. Be too much. Be as bad as watching ‘The View’ for five minutes. Half of America hasn’t understood the message: IT’S THE CONSTITUTION OR NOTHING, and if they can’t understand AT LEAST THAT MUCH, we could be in really serious trouble because some of them will be counting the votes, maybe pushing voting machines. Lot to be said for paper ballots.”
“They’re against paper ballots, aren’t they? They were told to be against paper ballots because you can’t cheat with paper ballots. I think, and I suspect the vast majority of our viewers, would support capital punishment for voter fraud; I mean, isn’t that what people join the military for, to protect the Constitution? I guess that’s a rhetorical question. I support bringing back the Draft, but then I guess the first year of Boot Camp would be to teach the recruits how to read.
“But that’s a topic for another show, the failure of our public schools all the way up to university level: the same Bozos who believe there was an insurrection on Jan. 6 [“Justice for All” (2:24)] when the real insurrection was by Nancy Pelosi and Mike Pence. And so, this is your Roving Reporter, along with Professor Zorkophsky, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[Reminder to keep Maui in our thoughts and prayers and get to the bottom of the atrocity, about like we’re getting to that Las Vegas shooting, remember?]
Very good Roving….here is my two cents worth…again:
Many American’s did not understand that turning America’s military over to Barack HUSSEIN Obama was turning America over to the Muslims, or maybe they just didn’t care as long as they were not called racist………..The people who voted for Obama voted to give America’s government and her military to her enemies……..They surrendered America’s military to people whose ultimate goal is to kill every non-Muslim. The protection the framers of the Constitution (eligibility) made to prevent something like this was ignored and the result was predictable. How can an American believe giving America’s government and her military to her enemies is a good idea? World Wars sere fought to prevent this from happening. America’s enemies decided it would be easier today just to take over from the inside using the race card, and they were right. They may or may not have also considered that once Obama was sworn-in America’s Congress would become in reality all pro-Obama because they (both parties) did not object to the ineligible Obama being sworn-in….big time treason………..Obama’s nemesis Donald Trump must never be allowed to be America’s president again and Obama will continue be protected from Trump by both parties as they protect themselves.
Election 2024 is America’s last chance to recover from the enemy takeover of 2009 when Barry was sworn-in. Trump must be protected and elected…..Americas last; last chance is President Trump………