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by Roving Reporter, ©2023

Harbor in Lahaina, Maui, Aug. 10, 2023 (US Coast Guard, public domain)

(Sep. 14, 2023) — “Brown Eyed Girl” (3:06)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We all saw the horrors of the cataclysmic fires on the island of Maui, but even though the destruction was truly devastating, what is even worse is that we all thought that the ‘crematoria’ of World War II Germany was a thing of the past. However, our featured guest says. ‘Not so fast.’ Welcome back, Professor Wert, to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”

“And thank you for having me on your popular show; it is indeed an honor. I didn’t start my investigation until a week after the fire, but the government had everything in place to thwart any meaningful scrutiny by then. I’m telling you: it was like a brick wall. And drones? Maui, the ‘Drone Capitol of the World.’

“Drones? Whose drones?”

“I couldn’t find out, but I think it was FBI drones. They don’t want people to see the truth, where and how the fires started, the path of the fires, the ‘school’s out’ excuse, the roadblock, the lack of water, and any other strange behavior, such as giving the homeowners a hard time.”

“In what way?”

“You name it. Proof of residence and no help from Uncle Sam. Billions to the corrupt NAZI government in Ukraine but a pittance to Maui victims. Makes you wonder where our government’s priority lies, doesn’t it, and if it doesn’t, it sure as heck should.”

“Yes, I was wondering about that, especially the part about how many kids died.”

“In this case, the word ‘died’ doesn’t quite convey the end result of being ‘burnt to death’; I mean it seems to skip a lot of steps. I know they died, and I know they passed on, but I don’t know — I’m sorry, I can’t help getting choked-up about it, like how they handled that train wreck in East Palestine, Ohio. First you have the disaster and then you add on to it so a bad thing that started as a ‘10’ on a scale of 1-10 immediately jumps to a 20 or more, maybe a 60 or 80; who the heck knows for sure?”

“I’m with you.”

“When Trump [‘Trump Won’ (3:30)] was in office, we were getting a little bit of faith in the government, but the day Biden took office all that evaporated. I used to say that maybe 10% of the government employees were honest and dedicated, but the revelations that the whole government was after Trump [‘81 Million Votes, My A**’ (3:13)] for, well, since the day they [‘Justice for All’ (2:24)] took the escalator ride tells a different story. Makes you wonder if any government employee isn’t infected with ‘Deep State Disease.’

“Couldn’t agree more.”

“You know, I’ve thought the exact same thing. Let’s pause for a short break, shall we?”

Stars and Stripes Forever” (3:36)

‘And we’re back with Professor Wert, who just came back from a fact-finding trip to Maui.”

“No, that’s not quite right. I tried to get facts but all I got was the runaround. Waste of time. Something fishy is going on; I can smell it.”

“What about your children’s books? How’s that coming along?”

“I’m in the middle of one now called, ‘Cookie Goes to the Moon,’ a story about a mouse that was on the Apollo 11. I guess that’s about all I’ve got to say. Thanks for having me.”

“Anytime. Okay, thanks for watching, so this is your Roving Reporter, on behalf of Professor Wet, wishing all of you a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show, sad subject. Burger time: my treat.”

Be My Baby” (3:36)

Roving Reporter

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