by Roving Reporter, ©2024
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(Mar. 5, 2024) — “Here, There and Everywhere” (2:24)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The world is crumbling around us as violence is increasing to new levels. While it doesn’t look as if much is being done to stop the spread of ignorance, the root cause of the destruction, there is a bright side with Geert Wilders sounding the alarm of reason. Trouble is, stupidity is the real pandemic we must focus our attention on. Stupidity is spreading like wildfire, and if we don’t take immediate and drastic action it’ll be too late; the horse will have left the barn. To help explain it all is Bishop Dunkin. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched informative show in its time slot.”
“Thank you, Roving, but is it really the most informative show in its time slot? There’s a lot of competition out there these days, all competing for people’s precious time. You know, ever since that satellite provider dropped you, ‘Pulse’ is mighty hard to find so I would have to conclude that The P&E is your best hope.”
“Well, aren’t you the bearer of cheerful news? I liked your opening, which reminded me of the term ‘radical Islam,’ an impossibility, by the way.”
“Why do you say that?”
“Because there is Islam and that’s it. There no ‘radical’ about it. It is what it is; there’s nothing more to it. The word ‘radical’ connotes something being added or subtracted, a change. There is no change, understand? The Quran is the primer on hate and destruction, specifically against Jews and followed by the Christians and all the other unbelievers.”
“No room for deviation? No free speech? No equal rights for all?”
“None whatsoever, ever. Muslims are against free speech and that’s fine; let them have whatever they want, but not here, not in the United States. The British don’t seem to mind having their country become an Islamic State, and if that’s what they want, all the power to them; Germany, France and Sweden, too.”
“Isn’t it true that within ten years every female in Ireland will have been raped by a Muslim?”
“That’s what they say. Look, this is not news. For over a millennium Muslims haven’t changed their stripes, so to have them move from point ‘A’ to point ‘B’ won’t change a cotton-pickin’ thing, now, will it? They’ll still do what they did last year, last decade and last thousand centuries no matter where they live. This, Roving, is not news.”
“So, if it’s not news why do countries allow them to immigrate?”
“Stupidity and ignorance are twin brothers. Ignorance is not knowing and stupidity is knowing but not caring.”
“Like the Democrats?”
“Yes. They live in a place where there’s crime so who do they vote for? The same, and they get the same. Look at California, Chicago and New York, crime-infested with no cure or end in sight, and to make matters even worse, bring in the Muslims, bring in the likes of Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib and see if the community improves or goes right down the drain.”
“That’s right. The other day, in Athens, Greece, a woman was stabbed just walking down the sidewalk on a sunny day and for no reason. And then the rape gangs of England. It never ends, does it?”
“No, Roving, it never ends, only gets worse, never better. The preferred method of death for Muslim women is to self-immolate, by the way.”
“That’s sad.”
“Yes, but it’s just the way it is. None of our business, but when it does become our business is when the Muslims want to circumvent our laws with their laws, which they call The Sharia and is not at all congruent with the Constitution, not by a country mile. By the way, it’s what they do: move in and rather than assimilate, they take over, as they have done for the past 1,400 years. They almost succeeded in conquering Spain around the year 710.”
“If people know Islam’s modus operandi, why do they allow it to happen?”
“Face it, Roving, some people are stupid, and for proof look no farther than New York’s AG Letitia James, Joy Reid, Rachel Maddow or the Archbishop of Canterbury in England.”
“Good time to pause for a short commercial break.”
“The Horah” (2:31)
“And we’re back with our good friend, Bishop Dunkin. The floor is yours.”
“Thank you. The Ukraine War was just as much a waste as Afghanistan was. The Russians made the mistake of sending in their young men to get maimed and killed, yet we just jumped into the foray as soon as the Russians left: the blind following the blind. Truth is, no matter who went in, they would all come out with their tails between their legs. That should tell us something about Islam, but nobody seems to be listening.
“Years ago, when Barry Soetoro (aka Obama) became our de facto president, I remember a ‘Pulse’ show that warned us of a camel sticking his nose into our tent. Well, that warning went unheeded, and today we have six million Muslims when we shouldn’t have any. The sad part is, we all know what’s coming down the road and we’re acting as if we have blinders on. These people will not embrace the Constitution; they will out-birth us and then out-vote us.”
“That seems like a pretty bleak picture.”
“The truth is not always hunky-dory.”
“I see you’ve your choir assembled out in the hallway and we have the microphones all in place so go ahead and give us a hymn.”
“With pleasure.”
“Battle Hymn of the Republic” (4:07)
“That was great. What else have you got for us?”
“I’d like to offer my condolences to the Keith Olbermann family because poor Keith is going to have a heart attack with his over-the-top ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome.’ It hasn’t happened yet, but it will. We have a one-party system, the Dems and the RINOs.”
“Anything else?”
“I’d like to mention that the Trojan War was for plunder, but what a disappointment it must’ve been when the streets weren’t paved with gold.”
“Was that the horse thing?”
“Roving, I hate to be the one to tell you, but your future as a comedian is nonexistent.”
“Okay; I can live with that. We have a minute or two, so how about signing off for us?”
“Yes, I can do that. I’ll sign off with a prayer; will that be satisfactory?”
“Most satisfactory. Keep it short.”
“Dear Lord, excuse me for not having prepared this prayer, so I’ll just do the best I can while I wing it.
“We mortals are in dire straits because we know the Dems are going to try and steal the election on November 5.
“We think some kind of an excuse will be manufactured and martial law will be enacted so there’ll be no election and Obama will continue to use Biden to destroy our country. Fentanyl will continue to flow across the border and child trafficking will continue to flourish. If Trump wins and Mike Davis becomes the AG, we pray that the DOJ will flounder into a Nuremberg scenario where the guilty will not be able to hide behind the excuse of ‘just following orders.’
“Lord, we fervently pray that you maybe do an Ebenezer Scrooge on Biden and make him pardon the gulag prisoners [“Justice for All” (2:24)]. Make people understand that the frequency of Muslim depraved acts is exploding exponentially.
“We pray that all the statues, flags and paintings that were removed by the stupid people be replaced in order the keep history honest.
“We pray that the voting in the USA be conducted with honesty and if someone is caught being dishonest, well, maybe send them straight to Hades.
“We expect our fellow citizens to ‘know thine enemy’ by reading the Quran to understand the danger that our leaders allowed into our country.
“We pray all these things in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.”
“Amen. Goodnight.”
[When will the USA quit the UN and kick the ‘Muslim Admiration Society’ out of our country? What will it take if not this?]
“Riders on the Storm” (4:54)
Roving Reporter
I would like to expound and elucidate on just why Islam is not a religion, nor is it protected by the first Amendment, nor is it constitutional.
Islam is intrinsically and inextricably linked to Sharia Law. They are not separate and distinct. They are one and the same. Wherever Islam is practiced it is under Sharia Law that it is observed. In an Islamic society, inalienable God given rights do NOT exist.
In fact their “deity” whom is referred to as “allah” does NOT exist. Many people think that “allah” is God of the Bible.
God of the Bible and allah are not the same entity. God of the Bible is real., allah is not.
Islam/Sharia is erroneously referred to as an “Abrahamic religion”. It is neither Abrahamic or is it a religion. See: FITNA and “What Islam is Not”.
Abraham fathered Ishmael with Hagar, the handmaiden of his wife Sara. Ishmael was NOT the offspring associated with “the Promise” made to Abraham that he and Sara would have a son. That son’s name was Isaac.
All Islamic nations are under Sharia Law with no exception. Sharia Law is never separate from the Islamic. In other words Sharia is “Established” as the national “religion” EVERYWHERE Islam is observed.
Of course, the Constitution of the US prohibits any such “establishment of religion”. But everywhere Islam goes Sharia Law goes too.
Therein lies the second reason why Islam/Sharia Law is unconstitutional and not protected by the Constitution.
In Marbury v. Madison (1803) the US Supreme Court stated that “Any Law that is repugnant to the US Constitution is VOID” [Emphasis added]. Islam/Sharia Law is repugnant to our Constitution since the blessings of Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness and all our other Constitutional rights given to us by God are NOT present under Sharia Law. In fact such rights are patently denied in Islamic States.
Yes, Islam/Sharia Law is NOT protected under US law, is antithetical to freedom and liberty and MUST, as a moral imperative be driven from our shores.
As for the Trojan Horse. If Biden was the King of Troy at the time, the Trojans would not have needed the horse. Biden would have let them in at the front and back gates and gave them food, drink and lodging. Right before the Trojans slaughtered every citizen of Troy and commandeered it.
You left out Affirmative Action and Welfare.
All those “Bennies” Right before [they] slaughtered every citizen of Troy and commandeered the Nation. Isn’t that what Biden is doing now? He is flying unvetted illegals over our border and supporting them on the taxpayer’s dime. Giving aid and comfort to America’s enemies constitutes Treason. These are impeachable “High crimes and misdemeanors”.
Excellent…..and if America is going to recover from the Muslim invasion a good place to start would be with the installed and evil putative president, Barack Hussein Obama, who in his “third term” and still applying his fundamental change (destruction) to America with his puppet Joe, “Where am I?” Biden. The cancer that is Obama has metastasized throughout our nation and much of the World………If there is a last chance to recover, it is the 2024 election of Donald Trump….
Amen.