Tag: Golden Rule
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Pardon Prior to Conviction is Impossible (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2025 (Jan. 21, 2025) — “Venus” (2:27) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Bishop Dunkin will be our featured guest for this episode of “Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot. We understand that the promotion to ‘Arch’ may be in order.”…
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U.S. National Strategy to Counter Islamophobia and Anti-Arab Hate (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Dec. 14, 2024) — “Mr. Sandman” (2:23) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. ‘He who whines loudest gets the cookie.’ The federal government is more intrusive today than it was yesterday. Rather than making today a safer place in which…
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What Makes Bill Maher So Stupid? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Oct. 28, 2024) — “Final Countdown Theme” (2:36) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Madam Shylock will be our featured guest, and we’ll close with Henry speaking his mind on whatever subject he feels we need to be aware of. Yes?…
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Step 1: Invade; Step 2: Pounce (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Aug. 20, 2024) — “How It’s Made – Full Theme Song” (1:03) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky will be our featured guest, but before we get to him Bishop Dunkin would like to give us an invocation. The…
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Without a Shot Being Fired (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Aug. 12, 2024) — “Go Tell It on the Mountain” (4:21) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Wert graces our airways today as our featured speaker with Bishop Dunkin closing us out. You just returned from ‘Merry Old England’ on…
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Zork DEMANDS the IDF Release Oct. 7th Footage (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (May 27, 2024) — “You’re Sixteen” (2:01) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We have a surprise for you, the world’s expert on… Hold it, what’s that noise? Who’s banging on the door? Zork? Well, let him…
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Bishop Dunkin Asks “Why?” (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 28, 2024) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. And speaking of hearing, what do you say we listen to what Bishop Dunkin has to say for this week’s sermon.” “Please stand while we turn to page 157…
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The Path to Peace and Harmony (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 22, 2024) — “God Bless America” (3:02) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We invited Bishop Dunkin to give this program’s invocation. Take it away, Bishop.” “Thank you, Roving. Let us pray. “Dear Lord, we thank…
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Now We Know (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 17, 2024) — “To Know Him is to Love Him” (2:23) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re quite often asked who to go to after the proverbial hits the fan and, thanks to the stupidity…
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The Here and Now (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 15, 2024) — “If I Had Money” (6:46) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is Professor Wert, the preeminent writer of children’s books. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ Professor Wert, to hawk your latest…
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More Judges Won’t Mend an Open Border (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 2, 2024) — “Vietnam Blues” (2:03) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s featured guest is a retired IRS agent who has some inside information he’d like to get off his chest. Welcome to our most…
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Traitors, All (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 23, 2024) — “Tighten Up” (3:02) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The clock is ticking and we’re coming down to the wire where the rubber meets the road. We either save our Republic or lose…
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The Most Requested Follow-up Interview (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 13, 2024) — “The Unicorn Song” (3:21) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The other day our boss happened to mention the possibility of getting caught up on answering ‘Letters to Pulse,’ so I asked her…
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A Christmas Message for the Times (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Dec. 24, 2023) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’ve been invited down to the little church on Hawthorn Street to listen to Bishop Dunkin’s Christmas Tidings, and there he is, approaching the pulpit, so let’s act…
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It Came from Something (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Dec. 15, 2023) — “Make Someone Happy” (1:50) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest today is Professor Zorkophsky, the well-known author of self-help psychiatry books for the layman. What have you got for us today,…
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The Clock is Ticking (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Dec. 9, 2023) — “Theme from Gunsmoke” (2:50) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky is with us to hawk his latest bestseller, ‘Veterans Suicide Off the Charts: A Reason Why.’ Welcome back to ‘Pulse.’” “Thank you for…
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When Will the World Have Its Fill? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Dec. 4, 2023) — “Justice for All” (1:24) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. This evening’s guest is Professor Wert, a renowned world traveler. Professor Wert has just come back from a trip around Africa and has…
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Hudna (Ceasefire) in Islam Means Deception (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Nov. 5, 2023) — “Try That in a Small Town” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Vietnam all over again. The DMZ. The bad guys could sneak across, murder, and then run back and we couldn’t go…
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Vaccine-‘Hesitant’ in Sign Language (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Sep. 30, 2023) — “The Sweetest Thing (I’ve Ever Known)” (4:07) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. This afternoon the metal detector went off in the entrance to our building and our security guard, a 12-year-old Collie,…
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How 9-11 Affects Me (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Sep. 11, 2023) — “Try That in a Small Town” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. On this, the 22nd anniversary of the cowardly attacks on our country by a belief system that worships death, Bishop Dunkin would…