by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Dec. 14, 2024) — “Mr. Sandman” (2:23)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. ‘He who whines loudest gets the cookie.’ The federal government is more intrusive today than it was yesterday. Rather than making today a safer place in which to live, they are making all of the tomorrows a more dangerous place. Face it, common sense isn’t so common, and Congress is the worst example of spending other people’s money. We here at ‘Pulse’ have never been ‘Anti-Arab’ but steadfast in celebrating equal rights for women through our Constitution, so we’ve asked our expert in rational thought, Bishop Dunkin, to explain why our government is the number one enemy of the citizens of the United States. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“And thank you for having me, Roving; it’s always a pleasure being a featured guest. I enjoyed your opening, and you’re right, we’ve never been ‘Anti-Arab.’ As you know, our little church down on Hawthorn Street has raised, to date, over half a million to buy weapons to send to Christian communities in Africa to defend themselves against the Muslim hoards murdering defenseless innocent Africans.”
“Now that is good news; don’t get much good news these days. Tell us about Barry Soetoro’s, that would be Obama’s, idea of importing millions of Muslims, have them reproduce like rodents, you know, like rats, and sooner than we can say ‘Jackie Robinson’ they’ll out-vote us and replace our Constitution with their Sharia Law.”
“Well, now, our Department of State and Homeland Security have been acting as an ‘OPEN BORDER’ welcoming committee long before our southern open border became a political nightmare since Obama became a defacto president back in 2009. We now have millions of Muslims in our country, people who hate us, people who wouldn’t know what the ‘Golden Rule’ was if it bit them on their foot, itching to destroy our country and take over.”
“So, what’s the solution?”
“It’s not any ‘U.S. National Strategy’ unless the word ‘deport’ is written in big bold letters: DEPORT.”
“That makes sense, but what do you think the chances are that our government will act on the impending doom?”
“Nada, zip, zero. Face it, people just don’t care. It’s not that Trump doesn’t care to save the USA; nobody seems to be smart enough to figure it out. Look at Australia, New Zealand, England, Sweden, France, Germany, Italy, Canada and so on, all going down the dead-end road becoming another Islamic State cesspool, where women have no rights and animals are mistreated as a matter of course. Islam is nothing more than a killing club, and if they can’t find non-believers to torture and murder, they turn on themselves. There’s no better example than their disgusting excuses for ‘honor killings’: daughter beheaded because she was seen talking to a boy, daughter drowned because lifeguard wasn’t a family member. How about being a member of the human race; ever think about that?”
“I see you’re getting a little agitated, so we’ll pause for a commercial.”
“Rondo Alla Turca” (4:07)
“And we’re back with Bishop Dunkin, our featured guest explaining the ‘Muslim Problem.’ Isn’t that right?”
“You bet. I say, ‘No Muslims, no problem’; ‘No Muslims, no Islamophobia’; ‘No Muslims, Christians and Jews can live in peace’; ‘No Muslims = Peace.’ Problem solved.”
“That seems simple enough.”
“To you and me it seems simple enough, but to our politicians, not so much. You see, they don’t care one way or the other, but no matter which way the shoe drops, they couldn’t care less.”
“Don’t rock the boat.”
“Don’t make waves.”
“Don’t stick your neck out.”
“Keep your mouth shut.”
“It’s the new way of thinking: let the country go under as long as you don’t draw attention to yourself. Welcome being used but take the money and smile. Now, in Trump’s case, never mention deporting people who want nothing more than to kill Jews, wave the flag of Hamas, chanting ‘No Jew between me and the sea.’ Don’t mention deporting Muslims unless, of course, we become energy-independent; then we can tell the oil-rich Muslim countries to take a hike, right?”
“Right. Then deport; let them leave with their wealth or without it; either way, get them O-U-T.”
“Yes, it’s the only way to live in peace. Time’s up. This is your Roving Reporter, along with Bishop Dunkin, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight,
“Good show. Deport them all, Tom Homan. Burger time: my treat.”
“Long Black Veil” (3:05)
Roving Reporter
“… that would be Obama’s, idea of importing millions of Muslims, have them reproduce like rodents, you know, like rats, and sooner than we can say ‘Jackie Robinson’ they’ll out-vote us and replace our Constitution with their Sharia Law.”
This all began on 08-28-08 when Nancy Pelosi committed treason and allowed an illegal muslim-marxist-Soetoro into apple pie America to work with SOS Hillary to ignite mass migration of muslims into western Europe, followed by Soetoro’s mass migration of illegal foreigners into USA with open borders allowed by Soetoro’s dithering dunce puppet, Joe Biden.
What persons do not see this sinister muslim-Soetoro plan…only the beheaded ones?
Who will be held accountable for these two mass muslim migrations…for devout muslims generally come to ASSASSINATE Western civilization values, not to ASSIMILATE them…and muslim-criminal poster child, Ilhan Omar, comes to mind ( ajkern.com ).
Outstanding editorial. You’re right, it’s not the United States vs. Deep State but rather rational people vs. the “Destroyers of Western Civilization.”
It’s going to take all the civilized countries together to fight and win against the well-planned invasion of the Muslim hoard.
We can win this fight because we have no choice. They’re at war with us, and it’s about time we got with the program and won a war, just as we did in WWII.