by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Sep. 20, 2022) — “The Mountain’s High” (2:12) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is none other than the renowned best seller of amateur psychiatry books, Professor Zorkophsky. So, Professor, another home run and, if so, […]
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Every Candidate that I’ve Donated to WINS! (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Sep. 15, 2022) — “Harp #1” (0:58) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Because it’s raining cats and dogs, we’ll just make a few phone calls and then, during the closing segment, we’ll have an open line […]
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Zorkophsky Quotes Freud (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Sep. 13, 2022) — “Smooth” (4:16) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky is back with us to explain why some of our neighbors have turned their backs on the Constitution.” “Yes, that’s quite correct, Mr. Roving. […]
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Book Review in Time for Santa (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Sep. 2, 2022) — “Honky Tonk Women” (3:25) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest tonight is the well-known author of bestselling textbooks for the amateur psychiatrist, Professor Zorkophsky. Welcome aboard, Professor; glad to have you […]
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The Banality of Evil
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2022 (Aug. 22, 2022) — Once you burn books, people will soon follow. We are all participants, and we are all responsible. Our open border is destroying our country. “You Got What It Takes” (2:43) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear […]
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Do Not Read This Editorial
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2022 (Aug. 19, 2022) — WARNING: ACHTUNG! Do not proceed if: 1. You cried when Hillary lost. 2. You believed in Russian Collusion. 3. You still believe in the ‘Russian Collusion Hoax.’ 4. You cried when Liz Cheney lost. 5. You can’t remember when the USA was energy-dominant. 6. You care more […]
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It Don’t Mean Nothin’
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2022 (Aug. 18, 2022) — Act I You are about to read a one-act, two-people play. The characters are a shavetail officer and PFC with an attitude. The curtain rises as “Sukiyaki” (3:08) is heard in an empty mess hall; the two soldiers are in combat fatigues and drinking coffee sitting at […]
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‘Are You There?’ Test (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Aug. 16, 2022) — “I Don’t Know Why You Don’t Want Me” (3:18) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Back by popular demand, Professor Zorkophsky has a new book to hawk. Welcome back, Professor. What have you got for […]
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A PTSD Trip (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Aug. 5, 2022) — “It’s A Beautiful Morning” (2:35) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. With us today is Professor Zorkophsky, eminent psychologist who has another bestseller lurking in the wings. Welcome aboard, Professor. So, what’s this one […]
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PTSD: Choices from Oblivion to Life (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jul. 28, 2022) — “Ruby, Don’t Take Your Love to Town” (2:53) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky is once again the keynote speaker at this year’s ‘PTSD Symposium,’ and he’s about to walk on stage to […]
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Spots (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jul. 24, 2022) — “Born to be Alive” (3:26) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re at an undisclosed location about to conduct an impromptu sidewalk interview with the next person walking by.” “Now?” “Not until I […]
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The Alarming Decline of Well-Being in America (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jul. 21, 2022) — “Stand By Me” (3:34) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Back with us is our good friend, Professor Zorkophsky. Welcome back. I understand you’ve a new book on the horizon, something to do with […]
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Professor Zorkophsky’s Derangement Scale (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jul. 20, 2022) — “Quiet Village” (3:42) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our nation has been infected with DA’s who have been running rampant and, apparently, have nothing better to do than to railroad innocent citizens […]
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Parallel Universe Discovered, with Proof (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jul. 9, 2022) — “Daydream Believer” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ’The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Guess who made the bestseller list again, or maybe I should say, yet again? Heck, why not go for it: again, and again. That’s […]
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It’ll Happen Fast (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jul. 8, 2022) — “Love Dream” (3:53) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s featured guest has been a regular for years now, none other than Professor Zorkophsky, a Vietnam Veteran who came back into ‘The World’ […]
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Dear Santa: One Caterpillar D9 Tractor (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jul. 7, 2022) — “Bye Bye Love” (2:23) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re broadcasting from Rocks State Park, Maryland, where we are to meet with the Little People Paratrooper Division in a few minutes. Well, as […]
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Don’t Hunt but Have Guns (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jul. 5, 2022) — “Amazing Grace” (4:27) (worth the listen) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We at ‘Pulse’ are all armed, women more than the men. Besides the usual handgun, women have mace and zappers and […]
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How to FIX the World’s Problems in 10 EASY Steps (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jul. 1, 2022) — “Laramie Theme Song” (2:23) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The Supreme Court recently announced that the most drastic form of birth control – murder by abortion – will no longer be available […]
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Our Downfall is Accelerating (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 “(Jun. 23, 2022) — Teenage Wasteland” (5:08) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our last guest must’ve hit a nerve, so by popular demand she’s back with us once again. I suppose it’s your outspokenness that riled […]