by Roving Reporter, ©2022

(Aug. 27, 2022) — “Get A Job” (2:47)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We have a lawyer with us today and usually don’t have lawyers as guests, but this one is after a justice I think we can all agree with, unless, of course, you’re a raving Dem who suffers from ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ and the ‘most secure election ever.’ What we do is broadcast the show and, shortly thereafter, the transcript is emailed to Sharon at The P&E where corrections for a ‘G’-rated audience are made; she also chooses the appropriate pictures that relate to the subject.

“Allow me to introduce Brian Small, first-time guest. How is the lawsuit proceeding and, even more important, what’s it all about?”

“I don’t know where you get your information, Roving, but I’m not a lawyer and I’m not proceeding with any lawsuit. I’m just a regular guy who has a few questions about that raid on Trump’s house a couple of weeks ago, that’s all.  And my name isn’t ‘Brian,’ it’s Ted.”

“Okay, we can roll with the punches. What do you do for a living and what do you have to say?”

“It’s about that raid or, more specifically, those photos of the raid. I’m a freelance photographer and something didn’t make any sense to me, which is why I’m here.”

“Explain, please; what pictures?”

“The ones with the sub-machine guns, that’s what. I mean, why the display? What is the FBI saying? There was no reason for such a show of overwhelming force, so why bother?”

“Maybe searching for ‘documents’ is dangerous; I’m sure there’s a large rat or two on that property, being on the intercoastal and all. River rats get to be really big; not as big as a hippopotamus, maybe, but as big as, say, a small dog.”

“You mean like a ‘watchdog?’ Are you saying Trump has ‘watch-rats?’

“Why not? He’s a billionaire, so why not have ‘watch-rats?’ You tell me.”

“Next, you’ll be telling me the reason why that helicopter circling was to intercept ‘carrier pigeons.’ I’m right, aren’t I? After all, Trump is from ’The Big Apple.’

“You mean like, the Big Apple, ‘home of the carrier pigeon?’

“Trump’s a billionaire; he can have carrier pigeons if he wants.”

“I’m sorry, this show is not degrading to the point of discussing ‘Trump keeping pigeons.’ Getting back to the machine guns?”

“To shoot the carrier pigeons down, those pigeons escaping with invisible documents.”

“Invisible ANYTHING. I think the whole charade was to have photographs of agents holding machine guns; that’s what I think. It was a show of force, the Deep State saying, ‘Look what we can do, and if we can do it to Trump, we sure as heck can do it to you’ kind of thing. Get the massage?”

“The message I’m getting is that they’re all goons, nothing but the strongarm of the Deep State, reminiscent of the NAZI GESTAPO. That lyin’ Merrick Garland and Christopher Wray are a team if I ever saw one.”

“What about Fauci and ‘Scarf Lady,’ Deborah Birx? Aren’t they a team, too?”

“No doubt about it. Only one word comes to mind.”


“With a capitol ‘I.’

“Well, all I’ve got to say is the photos of the machine guns just made me sad; that’s all it did. Sad for our country; sad for all the people who fought and died for our Constitution.”

“That’s what I thought.”

“There were no ‘documents,’ okay? It was a photo-op, that’s all, to send a message, loud and clear, that the Deep State can do anything to anyone at any time.”

“So that’s why they stayed there for over nine hours?”

“That’s right, just to show they can.”

“Kind-of like ‘in your face.’

Exactly like ‘in your face.’


“It’s just the beginning. Look, the Deep State is in power, and they’ll do anything to keep that power; they will cheat, steal and break every law in the book. They’ll hire every lowlife in the whole country to keep that power. They’ll pay anyone, be they a cop or a lawyer or judge, to follow any illegal order they give.”

“And you think there’s enough traitors to do the dirty work of the Deep State?”

“Yes, I do, sorry to say. Take Fauci, for instance. Sold his integrity to the Deep State, something no honorable person would ever do.”

“And they suffer from ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome.’

“Enough said. Well. So, the illegal raid on Trump’s was nothing but a show of ‘Yes, we can, and what are you going to do about it?’, and the photos of the goon at the gate with a machine gun just itchin’ to mow down a mob. Remember no Clot Shot’ and, as ‘Zorksays, ‘trash the masks.’ And that’ll do it for this episode of ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot. This is your Roving Reporter, on behalf of Ted, wishing all of you a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Guard rats? Burger time: my treat.”

Am I Blue” (3:08)

Roving Reporter

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  1. Thanks, good article:

    Am I supposed to believe that private citizen Donald Trump going after Barack Obama’s lack of a legitimate birth certificate and use of stolen documents has nothing to do with President Trump being gone after with a vengeance by the many complicit in The Obama Fraud? After both parties, out fear of being called racist more than anything else, went silent and/or openly lied about Barack Hussein Obama’s obvious ineligibility and identity fraud they had nothing left but to maintain their lies…forever. Anything else could get them charged with treason for effectively giving America’s government and her military to her enemies on the day John Roberts swore-in the total fraud, Barack Hussein Obama. There is no mystery at this point to The Obama Fraud, just a desperate effort to maintain the cover-up, which was supposed to have been done by the planned and promised in 2008 after Obama cover, Hillary Clinton. All of this is and always has been obvious, yet here we are, investigating everyone except the race and ineligibility protected imposter, Barack Hussein Obama and his closest accomplices, while we kiss the America we love…..goodbye. Apparently there are crimes, “too big to prosecute” and maybe ignoring them will save the complicit….the cost of that is the end of America’s Constitutional Republic……….The best way to cover-up a huge government crime is to investigate it with people who are complicit in the crime………proven to work…………….