by Roving Reporter, ©2022

(Jul. 21, 2022) — “Stand By Me” (3:34)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Back with us is our good friend, Professor Zorkophsky. Welcome back. I understand you’ve a new book on the horizon, something to do with a ‘silent killer.’

“My latest soon-to-be bestseller is the unseen disease known as The Silent Killer: High Blood Pressure.’ And you’re quite correct about calling it the ‘silent killer’ because it may go undetected until someone dies of a heart attack, where it remains undetected as the physical reason for death, while the cause isn’t spoken of except in phrases such as ‘stressful job.’ Oh, by the way, I got the idea from watching you since the election fraud. And another thing: please address me as ‘Zork’ since I believe it makes for a more relaxing atmosphere.”

“Then ‘Zork’ it shall be. Watching me? How so? You think I may have high blood pressure?”

“We all do because all we hear is bad news on top of bad news. The United States is going downhill at a precipitous pace: every day, every hour upon the hour is ‘declining this and declining that’: nothing but bad news, and it’s taking a toll, believe you me.”

“I believe you.  What’s the cure?”

“Knock some sense into the idiots, which is a waste of time. Imagine, if you can, convincing Keith Olbermann that being an energy-dominant country is a good thing. Fat chance of that ever happening, just as much as Hillary or Pelosi ever seeing the inside of a prison cell.”

“How about another excellent example?”

“Charging the battery of an electric car uses gobs of electricity.”

“What’s a ‘gob?’”

“A ‘gob’ is 50 times the amount of electricity a person would use compared to a fossil-fuel- powered automobile. Remember that speech that Barry Soetoro (aka Obama) gave when he said, ‘I’m going to raise your electric bill’ and people cheered? Well, it’s happening.”

“Getting back to the high blood pressure thing.”

“It’s the ‘unreasonableness’ of it all that makes it so frustrating. Here, I’ll give you an example: masks don’t work unless you’re sanding drywall. Against a virus it offers no protection; matter of fact, a mask-wearer intakes 19% less oxygen and, to add insult to injury, it collects bacteria. No, there is no evidence that masks do what the government says it does; pay attention, San Diego School Board*. Masks are a sign of control, and we as sure as heck don’t need any more control than we already have.”

“Oh, I agree with you on that point.”

“There are several words and phrases that must go into the bin of oblivion, such as ‘sustainable,’ ‘global warming,’ ‘climate change,’ ‘diversity,’ ‘inclusive,’ and ‘same-sex marriage.’ There are a slew of others and if you want to know them, purchase the book wherever quality books are sold for the low introductory price of $19.99.”

“Well, I have to say you worked that in pretty smoothly. We were talking about stress, where every day in our country, lawyers, DA’s and judges thumb their noses at the Constitution. The sham of the Jan. 6 hearings attests to that; am I reading it right?”

“Unfortunately, only too true. Used to be a time in America when it was against the law for any lawyer to be within the city limits past sundown.”

“And now look at us. Let’s pause for a quick break.”

Sweet Dreams of You” (2:36)

“That’s right, Roving. No more an ‘eye for an eye’; now if you want justice, you have to pay for it; you want a lot of justice then you have to pay a lot. The equation is simple and hasn’t changed for thousands of years.”

“A ‘fixed deck?’

“That’s right, and the government has an endless supply of money. If they want you, they’ll get you, like what happened to Roger Stone and Peter Navarro: all the FBI had to do was call them and set up a meeting at the courthouse the next day, but they wanted the sham arrest broadcast on mainstream media, all to get Trump and, by proxy, Constitution-supporters. The government IS the Deep State.”

“Yes, and the military is complicit in the charade.”

“And another darn good reason for stress. Our military is but an arm of the Deep State. Our military is being depleted daily. The Secretary of Defense ordered the military to get the COVID-19 vaccine, which isn’t a vaccine at all, is it?”

“No, it is not. Nothing but an invitation to the Grim Reaper, if you ask me.”

“I agree with you.”

“Last evening there was a knock at my door. The guy was my size, a little bit heavier, and had a name tag around his neck that had the word ‘CENSUS’ in big black letters. He asked me about the house next door, nothing about me. The last time I looked, my calendar said it was 2022. What do you think?”


“For real. What do you think?”

“I think your front door was GPS’ed by the government, is what I think.”

“Thought the same thing. Hey, will you look at the time? I must sign off, and so this is your Roving Reporter, along with Zork, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.”

“I don’t like that story of the guy wearing a census badge, that I’ll say.”

“Right, so today I cleaned my guns and put up motion sensors all over the place. Did you know they come solar these days? And cheap, too. Some green lasers, and some red ones besides the usual lights.”

“They’ll probably just drop a bomb on you, say it was a leaking gas line.”

“They never ran gas lines this far out from town.”

“Then propane.”

“Don’t have propane, either.”

“Heck, Roving, who’s to know? If they want you ‘Hillaried,’ they’ll get you.”

“You got me there, Zork. Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[*San Diego School Board: You can’t make this stuff up. If one were to write a novel about the ‘CLOT SHOT,’ nobody would believe such ridiculousness. You want stupid? Not make-believe like ‘Arnold the Talking Pig stupid, but even more stupid, just look to the San Diego School Board for starters. Talk about a wasted education…]

He’s Alive” (4:52)

Roving Reporter

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