by Roving Reporter, ©2022

(Aug. 16, 2022) — “I Don’t Know Why You Don’t Want Me” (3:18)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Back by popular demand, Professor Zorkophsky has a new book to hawk. Welcome back, Professor. What have you got for us today?”

“Thank you for the gracious and informative introduction, Roving. My new foray in the amateur psychology competitive textbook market is, I believe, another home run.”

“Another bestseller?”

“For sure, and the reason I know is because it’s so unique.”

“How so?”

“At the beginning, Chapter 1, is a self-administered test to determine certain aspects of a person’s personality, namely a person’s ‘Gullibility Quotient.’ I’ll give you an example: Are the 80,000+ future IRS agents going to collect taxes or are they after our guns?”

“That’s a good question.”

“Yes, it is. Here’s another one: Even if Trump had all the nuclear codes ever produced, could he launch an attack against, say, Russia or China? Of course not; don’t be ridiculous trying to cater to the Morning Mika and The View audience.”

“I like those. So, what if in the unlikely event a person fails to answer any of the questions incorrectly?”

“An alarm goes off and the next day an application to be an IRS and an FBI agent arrives by registered mail, in addition to automatically being registered as a Dem and a free pass to ‘GO TO THE HEAD OF THE VAX SHOT LINE.’

“You’re making this up.”

“No more than the Fake News.”

“Touché. Let’s take a quick commercial break.”

Stuck With You” (4:16)

“And we’re back with a couple of quick questions for our featured guest, Professor ‘Trash the masks’ Zorkophsky: Should Christopher Wray, the head of the FBI, be on the FBI’s ‘MOST WANTED LIST’?”

“Good question. Next?”

“Should Merrick Garland join Wray on the list? Should any of the traitors of the fraud of an election be on the list? Hillary? Barry Soetoro (aka Obama)? Biden-Harris? Should they all be sent to GITMO ASAP?”

“But of course. Any more thoughts?”

“The police throughout America will don one uniform: US Army fatigues. Same with the newly hired IRS agents. Just the uniform, not the training, because they don’t want anybody knowing that they don’t, legally, have to follow illegal orders. Oh, and don’t take the Oath to the president, as Obama wanted the Oath of military enlistment changed to. Does that make any sense?”

“Perfectly. Let me ask you this: what’s the main problem we face today?”

“I’d have to say people who blindly follow illegal orders. No one can tell me that early morning raid on Roger Stone was necessary when I think we all know that all the FBI had to do was make a phone call and tell Mr. Stone to meet them at the courthouse the next morning. Same with the bogus raid on Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence.  Too many agents and cops are willing to trade the future of humanity for a paycheck, that’s the problem. Too many cowards; too many uneducated weak government employees who are on the side of the Deep State and the heck with any Oath to the Constitution.”

“Same old story.”

“Too many people have too little pride. If we don’t reinstate the Draft, and soon, our country has no future, just as it has no future with this administration’s continued open border policy.”

“Golly, but next time how about bringing some good news for a change?”

“Will do; I won’t mention the REAL insurrection* was when Mike Judas Pence ratified illegal votes so the Electoral College exercised no questions as to the Biden-Harris (read: ‘Deep State’) coup against the Executive Branch of our government.”

“Well said. Anything else? One last thought you’d like to share with us?”

“Just one: be armed and be prepared to fight this tyranny. I don’t hunt but I’ve guns, not only for the crooks who are not government employees, but those who are.”

“Well said, and that’s all the time we have and so, on behalf of Zork – is that okay, to call you ‘Zork?’ – this is your Roving Reporter wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. I’ll say this: the Dems aren’t there, that’s for sure. Who in their right mind would give up any freedoms? Do you realize how hard freedom is to win? Burger time: my treat.”

[*Insurrection: What Liz Cheney is prolonging, which is really way beyond totally disgusting. We all know what really happened, and it ticks me off that they continue to push the false narrative. I, for one, am sick of the Fake News and the government pushing the ‘most honest election ever’ 24/7. Get over it. You cheated and we know it.] 

Maybe I’m Amazed” (3:54)

Roving Reporter

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