by Roving Reporter, ©2022

(Aug. 1, 2022) — “Maggie May” (5:50)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Seeing as how we’re all of one species — I mean, if we want kids we wouldn’t, say, mate with a Koala Bear, for example — we all float on a sea of molten lava. Our ancestors have stories to tell about a volcanic eruption and the rain of ash. Somewhere in each of our families’ trees there are incidents of involuntary servitude (slavery). Some of us do not punish the living for ancestral harm; for instance, today’s Jews don’t bomb Egyptians for a pharaoh’s enslavement of them 4,000 years ago.

“Meanwhile, back to the here-and-now, we have a minority (the political party known as ‘Deep State’) attempting to replace all other political parties. The Deep State is very well entrenched, with most of the judges feeding from the government’s trough of ill-gotten gains through bribes and kickbacks. A bribe is money paid before an unlawful act; a kickback is money paid after the act. The definition of Socialism is the government and private enterprise working as one, eliminating competition by whatever means. An example would be Walmart opened during the pandemic lockdown while the mom & pops were forced to close. The ‘NAZI Party’ and the ‘Deep State Party’ are synonymous.

“But fools are everywhere. We don’t have a monopoly on stupid people; just look at Liz Cheney and Chuck Schumer and all the others who willfully turn their backs on the tombstones in Arlington National Cemetery*, Veterans who lived and died for the Constitution. The buried there didn’t take the Oath to any political party or president, but for the idea that the Constitution puts forth: that we are all equal in the eyes of the law of the land: rich or poor, smart or dumb, faithful or a lost soul, young or old, man or woman. The ignorant want to divide us, one side suffering from ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ while the other enjoying peace of mind.

“Yes, there are traitors everywhere who get away with hating America only because those who should censor them are as corrupt as they, which proves the connection between the stupids and the greedy. Chasing money is both stupid and greedy; being thrifty and accommodating is wise because, as it is taught in the Bible, being a burden to anybody isn’t the way to live one’s life.

“The basic roadblock of Socialism taking over the United States is the Constitution. Get rid of the Constitution with its checks and balances, then welcome tyranny. The Second Amendment never had any relationship with deer, moose, or bears, but it does have a 100% relationship with tyranny. So, to put it bluntly so even a Uvalde, Texas cop can understand: a gun is a useful tool against the goons who want to take them away from us such as the tyranny in Venezuela, where the cops (and anyone else with a gun) can go into any house and commit robbery and rape with impunity.

“January 6 is the day when the Republic of the United States was officially taken over by the Deep State. It is the day when Mike Judas Pence certified illegal votes, as plainly understood in the movie, ‘2000 Mules.’ The Liz Cheney circus is designed to spread the lie that the insurrectionists were not the Dems and the Capitol Police, but the peaceful protesters lamenting the fraud of an election. The Capitol Police committed murder: too bad their victims didn’t have weapons with which to defend themselves.

“Now, before I introduce our featured guest, we’ll break for a quick commercial.”

Rock and Roll Blues” (1:51)

“And we’re back with our featured guest, Mr. Steve Sharp, the CEO of ‘Let’s do to the DA’s what the DA will do to Us.’ Welcome to the show and would you please tell us what your organization is about?”

“Be more than glad to, Roving. First off, we’re introducing legislation for any DA who withholds exculpatory evidence to receive the same sentence the guilty would have gotten. For instance, there was a murder case in Florida where this young woman was murdered, and they knew precisely when and where the crime occurred: the victim was on the phone with the 9-1-1 operator when she was fatally shot. The DA prosecuted an innocent man and took him to trial, where he was found guilty and sentenced to life in prison.

“Alright, but the trouble with that was that the DA had a security tape from a restaurant where a birthday party took place and this young man was there all the time, never left. Besides, the restaurant was 15 miles away from where the murdered woman called from.”

“What about the judges? I mean, there’s a chance that some are good, right?”

“That’s right; we wouldn’t want to throw the baby out with the bathwater. As all our cases, we take each one individually, but judges appointed by a Dem must go, same as Dem mayors and DA’s. It just makes sense if we’re ever going to restore a resemblance of faith in the justice system, which is unlikely since no one has a bit of faith in the DOJ and its own private in-house goon squad,’ the FBI. You know that, don’t you? That the FBI is the enforcer unit of the DOJ? Think GESTAPO and you’ll be on the right page.”

“How are you funded? It must take money to run an operation like yours, people who care about the Constitution, the ‘Domestic Terrorists’ these days; isn’t that correct?”

“It sure is, just as flying Old Glory in front of your house may offend an illegal. They complain, you get a summons.”

“Now that’s pretty sad, isn’t it?”

Sudden Adult Death Syndrome, the ‘Pandemic Lockdown’ extended.”

“For how long?”

“As long as the Deep State controls us, that’s how long.”

“Too long.”

“One day is too long, if you ask me. I don’t know about you, but I’ve had it up to my ears with this stolen election that has caused strife throughout the world, let alone our country. Don’t get the ‘Clot Shot.’ Well, thanks for stopping by and with that, this is your Roving Reporter, along with Steve Sharp, wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[*Arlington National Cemetery: I was a little kid when my dad took me to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. In my mind there lay a young man whose name they didn’t know; it wasn’t until years later when I was in Vietnam that I learned that when fighting men are killed they don’t all die in one piece.]

[Secret of exposing a Dem: Dems are unimaginative, meaning they only parrot thoughts with never an original one; also, Dems are insufferable, so if you know somebody with those traits, they’re a Dem.]

Good Luck Charm” (2:26)

Roving Reporter

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