by Roving Reporter, ©2022

“(Jun. 23, 2022) — Teenage Wasteland” (5:08)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our last guest must’ve hit a nerve, so by popular demand she’s back with us once again. I suppose it’s your outspokenness that riled up our viewers, Miss Barbara Hurst, former reporter for one of the government media channels.”

“Thank you for inviting me back, Roving.”

“Truth be told, it wasn’t me, it was the editor’s idea: she likes big ratings.”

“Be that as it may, I’m glad I can speak my mind without fear of being raided by the FBI or any other government goon organization. You know, whistleblowers used to be protected, but when Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, became the de facto president, that all changed, didn’t it?”

“It most certainly did; some went to prison while others conveniently committed suicide.”

“Our country is going down, and the truth of the matter is that we’ve gone over the edge, and it’ll be the devil to pay to make it right. We have the Deep State, the Reconquistas, and the Caliphates, not to mention the cartels, China and the rest of the stupids, undesirables and people who fall into the truly despicable category, people such as Pelosi, McConnell, Schumer, Pocahontas, Cheney, Raffensperger, the Bushes and the Clintons, Whitmer, Hochul, Romney, Lightfoot, and John Cornyn, to name a few.”

“Don’t forget California, Portland and Seattle.”

“The point being is that the fight isn’t only against the enemies of America, but also of America itself. The View continues to spout the ‘Russian Collusion Hoax’ and parrots the mantra of the Left: ‘Orangeman Bad’ and ‘Republicans are the destroyers of democracy.’ I know they have it all backwards, but then look at their refusal to understand the basic concepts of the Constitution or, for that matter, Capitalism.”

“But listening to the Fake News, one would think that it’s the Republicans who opened the border, closed down the Keystone XL Pipeline and who blame Putin for the gas prices going through the roof.”

“True. I’d like to change the subject, if I may.”

“Let’s take a break first. Be right back.”

These Eyes” (3:46)

“And we’re back. So you said you wanted to change the subject before the break; go ahead.”

“Thank you. I want to say one thing real quick before I start. These Dems and RINO’s in Washington, they have staffers and there’s plenty of lobbyists, also, who are part of the problem, not to mention everyone in the Pentagon who got the ‘CLOT SHOT.’

“Okay, fair enough. So go ahead and say what you said you were going to say.”

“Thank you. About that school shooting in Texas, well, a lot of people said a lot of stuff why the cops waited. A friend of mine, her brother-in-law, said that they were waiting for the SWAT team wagon, which is, as ‘Pulse’ exposed a few shows ago, nothing other than a roach coach with a coffee and donut-making machine. He said that cops are incapable of waiting, properly, mind you, without coffee and donuts. Had the roach coach arrived in time, the cops would’ve had a coffee cup in one hand and a donut in the other, the perfect props for a photo op.”

“No way.”

“True, trust me. And here’s another thing: you want the real reason why there’s no Veterans as cops? Veterans don’t require coffee and donuts, that’s why. Imagine there’s two cops assigned as partners, one a cop and the other a Veteran. ‘You know that bakery on Main Street has a new donut machine; have you heard that?’ ‘So? That’s not in our area.’‘So what?’ Now you know.”

“Why, that’s disgusting.”

“Disgusting but true.”

“I’ve often wondered; I always thought it was about those who took the Oath for real vs. those who took the Oath to get home safe every night.”

“Now you’re getting it. Now to get back to the important stuff of the day: the border must be closed and everyone who crossed during the last year and a half deported. Secondly, Liz Cheney and her fellow traitors must be stopped. You used to have a guest on who said, ‘Give me a company of Marines and a destroyer with a 5” mount and I can fix Washington in a day.’ I believe that. I also believe if we really want to save America, we can.”

“Time will tell. Look, we have to throw in one more commercial before we exit. Stay tuned; don’t go anywhere; only take a minute.”

These Eyes” (3:46)

“Okay, we’re back, but our guest got an emergency call and had to leave, so what do you say we give Henry a call to see what he thinks? Hello, Henry, what do you think?”

“I think you’re all nuts, and the word ‘nuts,’ according to Professor Zorkophsky, is an acceptable professional psychiatric word to describe a person who has a problem with facts and reality. Look, you want the straight skinny? The Dems don’t have anything positive to bring to the table; all they have is lies, lies such as this so-called ‘insurrection. Liz Cheney and her unlawful committee must go, and go now. Cheney needs to live the rest of her worthless life in a padded room because her ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ is, according to Professor Zorkophsky, so embedded as to be incurable.”

“What else?”

“What else? There’s nothing else besides the Second Amendment; understand that in every possible way. It is the cornerstone of our Republic and if they take our guns, they take our country.”

“Well-said, Henry, who, according to Madam Shylock, has just become a legal citizen of our country. Congratulations, Henry. Okay, I’m getting all kinds of signs to wrap it up and so, this is your Roving Reporter, wishing you all a good night: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[Little People report: The scuttlebutt is they are supporting the abolishing of the illegal Jan. 6 Committee.]

[No more John Deere for me. If they want to manufacture in Mexico, they can stay there, as far as I’m concerned.]

[Stock up on water and ammo. Never, but never, give up the means of protecting yourself, your loved ones, and your property from a tyrannical government, and rabid critters.]

[Forget the price of gas; yesterday I paid $5.35 for a gallon of milk.]

[Downfall of our Republic is nowhere more exposed than the Jan. 6 Committee, an illegal enterprise that has taken a fabrication and attempted to pass it off as the truth. The trial run of the charade was conducted in Michigan and replayed in Washington. Murder, of anyone, was part of the script. False arrests were also scripted by crooked law enforcement, from judges and DA’s to the goons and guards. There are some so-called ‘scholars’ who proclaim that to quote Shakespeare’s, The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers misses the boat; on the contrary, the quote expresses the ‘sentiment’ of the people then as now.]

[I married the girl of my dreams; we went to high school together, but we got divorced, and the following song hits close to home.]

Can’t You See” (5:57)

Roving Reporter

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