“TODAY’S MEANING IS NOT YESTERDAY’S MEANING” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Dec. 9, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for choosing ‘Pulse of the Nation’ for your in-depth news coverage. As you can see, we’re back in Professor Zorkophsky’s office to interview him about his new bestseller, ‘The Definitive Islamic Primer: What They […]
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Ha Ha: We Won, You Lost (RR)
“AN EXERCISE IN STUPIDITY” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Nov. 20, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Not to start on the wrong foot, but we’re desperately disappointed that retired General Jack Keane didn’t accept the position of Secretary of Defense. We do, however, respect his decision nonetheless and wish […]
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Denial Will Get You Nowhere (RR)
“NO SMILES” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Nov. 1, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our show, ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ As you can see, we’re in the office of Professor Zorkophsky – ‘Zork’ for short – at the university. “Hello, Zork, and welcome to ‘Pulse.’ I understand you’ve a new book out. I […]
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When Insanity is Accepted (RR)
SELF-DESTRUCTION OR SELF-PRESERVATION? by OPOVV, ©2016 (Oct. 25, 2016) — “Welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the ever-popular show that educates as much as it entertains. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter and with me is Professor Zorkophsky, the renowned author of best-sellers and excellent guest speaker on the ‘Chicken Salad’ circuit. “Professor, your latest book, ‘When […]
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Better than a Chicago Cubs Fan (RR)
“FACING LIFE HEAD-ON” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Oct. 23, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that exposes what the other shows won’t. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter standing under our favorite awning across from the railroad station waiting to waylay unsuspecting people minding their own business, but […]
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Brain of a Democrat Revealed (RR)
“NORMAL..EXCEPT FOR THE THINKING PART” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Oct. 17, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and do we ever have a show for you tonight. We’ve been invited to the university to witness – on live TV – the dissecting and putting it all back together the brain of a life-long registered Democrat. […]
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The Rectitudinous Process Kaput (RR)
“ALL ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Sep. 9, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ I’m Chief New Leaf, and I will be your host for this evening’s program. What we do is stop people while walking past us on this sidewalk under the awning across from the […]
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The Sell-Out (RR)
“30 PIECES OF SILVER” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Sep. 7, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I’m Chief New Leaf and will be your host for tonight’s episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ We’re back in Professor Zorkophsky’s office to interview him for writing the current best-seller: ‘Your Neighbor is Selling You Out! Conspiracy Proven Beyond […]
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Idiots in Charge (RR)
“A CHANCE TO SURVIVE” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 25, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show of shows: ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, I’m Chief New Leaf and we’re going to interview Professor Zorkophsky. “How you doing, Zork. Thank you for agreeing to be on our show and answering a question […]
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Exclusive Interview with the Professor (RR)
“EVERYTHING TO DO WITH LIFE” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 15, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that tells the Truth. Today we have a treat for you: an in-depth exclusive interview with the most prolific author at our university: Professor Zorkophsky. “First, thank you for filling […]
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The Fear of Success (RR)
WHO “HAS YOUR BACK?” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 14, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and what a show we have in store for you tonight! I’m Professor Zorkophsky filling in for Chief New Leaf who was filling in for Roving, who is taking a sabbatical traveling around the country visiting old flames, although he […]
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The Making of a Politician (RR)
“LOSS OF RESPECT” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 7, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Professor Zorkophsky, and I will be hosting the show. Mr. Roving and the Chief are on assignment and will be back shortly. As you can see, we’re under the awning […]
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The Grim Reaper and Hillary (RR)
ISLAMIC CONNECTIONS by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 4, 1961) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that has, once again, been nominated as the ‘Most Watched Show’ in its time slot. As you can see, we’re at the university in Professor Zorkophsky’s office. For those of you who may […]
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Intrepid Explorer Returns! (RR)
IS THE PRESENCE OF ILLEGAL ALIENS A VIOLATION OF THE THIRD AMENDMENT? by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 24, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the ever-popular show that tells it like it is. As you can see, we’re back down at the docks welcoming Professor Wert’s ship come in, […]
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Their Depravity Knows No Bounds (RR)
“TAKING IT PERSONALLY” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 22, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that tells the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. No plagiarism intended. Mr. Roving Reporter is joining us from the Southern Nevada Veterans Memorial Cemetery in Boulder City, Nevada. […]
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Imploding! Thanks to Dean and Pelosi (RR)
“YOU’RE A ‘BIRTHER?’” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 17, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a special edition of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, I’m Chief New Leaf filling in for Roving Reporter, who is at the National Cemetery in Boulder City, Nevada, working on a story about the brave men and women […]
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Conscience vs. Trustworthiness (RR)
OBAMA REGIME ALLOWS ALIENS WITH DISEASES INTO THE U.S. UNCHECKED by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 14, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation.” I’m Chief New Leaf, once again filling in for Roving, who told us he still has some unfinished business, as he put it, in his ‘Birth State.’ […]
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What’s That You Say, Master Jack? (RR)
“GREY PIECES OF MATTER” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 9, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a special edition of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Due to a dangerous and, apparently, infectious brain disease running rampant throughout the world, and what just took place on the streets of Dallas, Texas, we’re back at the […]
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Professor Zorkophsky Again (RR)
“REAL FIREWORKS” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 4, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. The other day we received a request to do a follow-up interview of the world-renowned psychologist, Professor Zorkophsky, who, according to the notes that Roving left, prefers to be called ‘Zork.’ Hello, I’m Chief Leaf and I’ll be your host for […]