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IS THE PRESENCE OF ILLEGAL ALIENS A VIOLATION OF THE THIRD AMENDMENT?
by OPOVV, ©2016
(Jul. 24, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the ever-popular show that tells it like it is. As you can see, we’re back down at the docks welcoming Professor Wert’s ship come in, which we’re really looking forward to since the scuttlebutt is that the good professor has discovered the key to why America isn’t as safe as she used to be.
“Hello, my name is Professor Zorkophsky, filling in for Chief New Leaf who was filling in for our Roving Reporter. The Chief had a Pow-Wow to attend but he’ll be back soon. Roving, on the other hand, seems like he jumped ship, he’s been gone so long.
“We’ve been invited to Wert’s cabin, so we’ll just walk up the gangplank and come aboard. We’ll go up this ladder – they call stairs ‘ladders’ – and down this passageway — a hallway – and here’s Wert’s cabin. We’ll knock.”
“Come in, come in and welcome. When I heard you were asked to fill in for the Chief I was overjoyed to see my colleague and good friend so soon. I can’t wait to tell you what I discovered: it’ll blow your socks off. Set up anywhere: make yourselves at home. Care for a banana?”
“Time is money, as they say, so tell us what you discovered.”
“The very first fact that I exposed was that the mainstream media, the same news organizations that refused to air LTC Terry Lakin being railroaded in a kangaroo court-martial, is super-selective in what is reported. A good example is the number and types of crimes committed by illegal immigrants. The way we need to look at these illegal immigrants is that, even though they may be guests of the Obama administration, they’re not our guests.
“Allowing illegal immigrants to reside in our country is the same as being forced to harbor people we don’t want in our house. It points DIRECTLY to the expressed violation of our 3rd Amendment: ‘No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner prescribed by law.’
“There is no law that says we have to house illegal immigrants in our country. We better be paying attention because, guess what, these so-called ‘Sanctuary Cities’ violate every citizen’s rights; not just the citizens of any particular city, but ALL the citizens in our country.”
“As I was saying, there are thousands of crimes committed by these illegals every day but few, if any, make the news. Murders, rapes, child molesting and drunk driving ‘accidents’ and ‘manslaughters (murders)’ by illegals and Muslims are seldom reported.”
“Well, not to rain on your parade, but I think we knew that already, although I must congratulate you on referencing the 3rd Amendment. What next?”
“I discovered that the kids graduating from high school and college today aren’t as smart as the ones who graduated 40 years ago: our educational standards have gone down as Affirmative Action has gone up. And it’s the same across the board, in every job and in every profession: standards lowered to accommodate the unqualified.
“Also, people don’t read as much as they used to. Oh, I know what you’re going to say: they didn’t have television back then, or else it wasn’t on 24 hours a day, like it is now. Well, I’d have to agree with you, but it doesn’t change that watching television is a non-participatory activity whereas reading is nothing but participatory. It’s the difference in being a member of the phyum Porifera (sponge) family compared with a young feline (curious kitten): one acts as a fungus — as a bump on a log — while the other actively seeks new stimulus and information.”
“Still waiting for some ‘news,’ that is, if you don’t mind, Professor Professor Wert.”
“Thank you for pointing out the obvious, Professor Zorkophsky. Next in line is that the United States government is actively and deliberately putting the citizens of the USA in harm’s way by allowing Muslims to be within its borders.”
“Ho-hum. Yawn. Mind if I lie down and take a nap?”
“ALSO, besides the regular ‘behead-the-wife’ moderate Muslims, the United States government has allowed, is allowing, and if Hillary becomes president will allow, Iran’s most successful export: the Muslim Brotherhood, the granddaddy of all Islamic terrorist organizations. Muslims are now in all facets of government, including the military.”
“Are you finished, Professor Professor Wert?”
“At least you could’ve told your listeners that my parents named me ‘Professor’ because they wanted a professor in the family. Just so happens I became one. Okay, I saved the best for last: lack of the enforcement of our laws. Somebody commits a crime; we’re lucky if they even get a slap on the wrist. And before I give you a chance to become even ruder than you’ve been, let’s say I call the steward to bring us some burgers? Will that make amends? Make your trip out here worth it?”
“Surely, Lord, the good get rewarded. Yes, by all means. Well, good viewers out there in Television Land, thank you for watching our show tonight. I understand that our Roving is out there interviewing a gypsy fortuneteller, which will be, I’m sure, quite entertaining.
“I must say, filling in as host for ‘Pulse’ has been a truly enjoyable experience, and the crew here has made me feel right at home and my job a piece of cake. And so, on behalf of the aforementioned crew, I’ll be wishing you all a good night: Goodnight.
“By the way, Wert, I liked that reference to the 3rd Amendment. Good job. Let’s chow down.”
Semper Fi (True to the United States Constitution)