by OPOVV, ©2016
(Aug. 4, 1961) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that has, once again, been nominated as the ‘Most Watched Show’ in its time slot. As you can see, we’re at the university in Professor Zorkophsky’s office. For those of you who may not know, the professor is a best-selling author and has just been hired by this network as a consultant. I’m Chief New Leaf and will be your host for tonight’s program.
“I am not a pundit! No, not I!”
“Hold on! Hold on, Zork! I didn’t say you were a pundit nitwit, now, did I? I said that you were a trusted and knowledgeable consultant.”
“Hey, Chief, what’s all the yelling about?”
“It’s alright, Professor Wert; I was just informing our viewing audience that calmed-down Zork here is now a paid consultant by ‘Pulse’ and he went bananas about being labeled a ‘pundit.’”
“Ah, that is so. Nowadays it’s a death knell to be labeled as such. All the pundits said Trump was just ‘a flash in-the-pan’ and now look, they’re forced to support Hillary so they don’t look as dumb as they are, which doesn’t make any sense whatsoever, does it? Seems I’m not needed here after all. See you.”
“Goodbye. Okay, now we’re back on track. As I was saying, the professor has some information that he’d like to share with us; isn’t that so, Zork?”
“Yes, that is so, but I don’t say this as a pundit, understand, but as an everyday American citizen. I’ve seen it in a dream I had, all about death and destruction coming to our land. And I see that death and destruction are already here while I am not dreaming.
“Let’s start in Kuwait; or maybe we’ll start at the Fort Hood massacre; or maybe in Lockerbie, Scotland; maybe we’ll start with the Barbary Pirates; maybe with the Twin Towers falling and killing 3,000 of us; maybe going over, hour by hour, all of the beatings and rapes from all across the world, on a daily basis, during the past, ah, day or week; from Sweden? France? USA?
“As if anyone is listening. Am I preaching to the choir? What’s the point? You viewers out there, and, yes, I’m talking to you, and if you didn’t catch ‘The Pulse’ on television then you’re reading this probably at least a day late. But I’m still talking to you, in real time.
“How, you ask yourself, can it be so: ‘in real time?’ Okay, let me ask you this: are you reading this now, and isn’t the time that you’re reading this ‘real?’ Of course it is, so listen up, and if any of you have any questions, don’t ask me; just look it up on the Internet. There’s enough truth out there to reach a correct deductive conclusion, you with me?
“If I were your Company Commander and if the Joint Chiefs of Staff – in their infinite wisdom – saddled us with a Muslim and we’re going into combat, maybe in ‘The Pit’ (that would be Afghanistan), that Muslim isn’t joining us for our outing. We’ll have no Muslim standing guard at 3:00 a.m. ‘watching’ our backs; we’ll have no females in our combat unit; and we’ll have no LGBT people along for the ride. We’ll give lip service to the Rules of Engagement and for those recently graduated from West Point or Annapolis* we’ll just happen to see that their vehicle has its spark plugs missing.
“If we take fire from a house, school, hospital, cemetery or orphanage, we’re calling-in an F-16 with a 500-lb. ‘Make-My-Day’ bomb: this fire-fight just ended. And just for the heck of it, whenever we come across a mosque we’ll give the fighter jockeys the coordinates and sit back and watch the fireworks, for just as in the States, each and every mosque is nothing but an armory.
“Don’t you dare touch that dial until you’re dismissed. Maybe you weren’t a soldier, sailor or airmen, but you’re enlisted just the same unless you hate America as much as the de facto president. ‘WHERE IS THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?’ Obama and Hillary Clinton.
“Did I mention Hillary? Now listen up: Hillary has made a pact with, if not the Devil, then the Devil’s earthly advocate: the Grim Reaper. This is how it works: think of Islam as a system of political control. In many ways an animate object can mimic an inanimate object, like a table can act as the thought of a table, okay? Or a political idea can make people behave in a particular manner, and excellent examples abound in the world of literature.
“Now the Russians are great at explaining Fate, as in Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s ‘Crime and Punishment’; Germans and the English are superb at teaching us the difference of political systems and/or dissecting any of them, as in anything by Franz Kafka and T. H. White’s ‘The Once and Future King’; but it’s the Americans who just have a sense of telling it as it is, no matter how out of whack. The best example that I can come up with off the top of my head is ‘The Crucible’ by Arthur Miller, where past events are the causation of future events.
“Also there are many books out there about mob hysteria, such as William Golding’s ‘Lord of the Flies.’ One could also come to the conclusion that there may be other books about mass hysteria/mob rule that continues from generation to generation, but the only such book that’s out there nowadays is the Quran.’
“It’s the followers of the Quran who have been causing such havoc throughout the world, in case anyone’s been paying attention. Furthermore, the current group that’s been put in charge of all of the terror groups is called the ‘Muslim Brotherhood.’ Valerie Jarrett has been at Obama’s right hand since he first stepped foot in the White House, and Huma Abedin was at Hillary’s right hand when Mrs. Clinton was the Secretary of State and each, Jarrett and Abedin, has direct ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.
“Next Mrs. Hillary Clinton has taken, well, maybe I should say ‘accepted,’ money from Muslims, and not just nickels and dimes, but millions. That’s all documented and, as I already said, that information is readily available on the Internet.
“Can I ask you a question, Chief New Leaf? You’re an American Indian, right? There must be old tales about murderous tribes from the South, right?”
“Actually there are. Anything South of the Rio Grande was forbidden; even the Navajo didn’t venture south, and all of the tribes that lived in Texas to California kept a close eye on the murderous tribes from the South way before the Aztecs and all of the other tribes that sacrificed humans, make that human captives, for ceremonial slaughter.”
“And that’s just my point. What’s the difference between the old Indian tribes of Central America and Mexico and the Muslims of today? Nothing, because association with either one of them ends in death; that’s just the way it is, and the sooner everyone gets wise to it the better off we’ll all be.
“Hillary’s love for the Muslims sure hasn’t helped us any, that I can tell you with certainty. Before now we had the American Indian who kept this land free of the murderous savages and now look, Hillary welcomes savages who murder innocent people in with open arms.
“So there is a connection, a direct connection between Hillary and the Grim Reaper. Once you understand that money was traded to allow millions of the Muslim savages into our country you’ll comprehend just how dangerous Hillary is. Thanks for nothing, Hillary.”
“And that’s all of the time we have tonight. I’d like to thank Professor Zorkophsky for sharing his insights with us and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a good night: Goodnight.
“Good show; a little bit long, though. Anyway, it’s burger time: my treat.”
[*West Point or Annapolis, where they actually ‘weed out’ any future George Pattons, which means they don’t want leaders who can think on their feet or for themselves. Achtung! Befehle befolgen! (Attention! Follow orders! **)]
[**Had the author of this editorial followed orders he would’ve died in Vietnam in 1965.]
Sharon Rondeau has operated The Post & Email since April 2010, focusing on the Obama birth certificate investigation and other government corruption news. She has reported prolifically on constitutional violations within Tennessee’s prison and judicial systems.