Tag: Obots
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The Usurper of a Darker Shade
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Oct. 3, 2022) — Recently, your humble servant offered here at The P&E a post captioned, “The Tragic Mulatto of Martha’s Vineyard.” Some commenters took issue with the use of the term “tragic mulatto” in the title of that post, calling it a slur despite the fact that it comes from…
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Zullo Addresses Recent Reassertions on Obama Birth-Certificate Investigation
by Sharon Rondeau (Apr. 28, 2022) — On Wednesday, which marked the 11th anniversary of the release of an image by the White House said to represent the original birth certificate of the then-sitting president, Barack Hussein Obama II, The Post & Email sought out the investigator who conducted a 5+-year investigation into its authenticity.…
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Former Fox News Journalist: Intelligence Agents Embedded in “Every Major News Outlet”
MIRRORS CLAIM OF OBAMA BIRTH-CERTIFICATE INVESTIGATOR by Sharon Rondeau (May 23, 2020) — At approximately midday on the East Coast/9:00 AM on the West Coast, former Fox News Channel correspondent Adam Housley tweeted that he was informed, while still working for Fox, that U.S. intelligence agency personnel are present in “every major news outlet.” An…
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Documented Proof of Aliens! (RR)
“YOU MAY HAVE MARRIED AN ‘OBOT’” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Aug. 17, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another fact-filled episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ whose motto is, ‘If you don’t like us, change the channel.’ That’s right: we aim to accommodate. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving…
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Archival Discovery of a Roving Show: “Reality Check Time”
“THE REAL MCCOY” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Aug. 7, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another exciting episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host for this evening’s entertainment. For those of you who aren’t familiar with our format, we interview people about…
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Backlog of “Letters to Roving” (RR)
“SAVING THE SWAMP” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Dec. 13, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a special edition of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Apparently our producer has noticed that I haven’t been reading the letters to Roving as diligently as I could have, so she ‘suggested’ that I clear the ‘unanswered’ bin.…
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You’re Not Going to Believe This (RR)
“THE ‘OCCUPIERS’” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Jun. 2, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and do we ever have a show for you. We’re out here on location, and if ever there were an ‘on location,’ this is it. What happened was that the good professor – that would be our very own Professor Zorkophsky,…
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Let’s ALL Start Practicing (RR)
“WHY WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS?” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Apr. 6, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the greatest half-hour on television: ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ As you can see, we’re back under the awning across from the railroad station and do we ever have a show for you tonight. First up is none…
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The Best Opening Act in History (RR)
“NOTHING EVEN COMES CLOSE” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Feb. 19, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving Reporter and I’ll be your host for this episode of interviewing your neighbors. Look, to start, let me say that we do our best to weed out…
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They Didn’t Get it Then and They Don’t Get It Now
THE “UPSET” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Nov. 16, 2016) — Like the giant spider Shelob after she stung Frodo, the Hillary supporters (Obots) slithered into the dark and deep crevices, the ones that are dirt-encrusted, the entrances laid with every shade of brown moss that traps cigarette butts, to hide in shame and despair after the count…
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The REAL Deplorables (RR)
“THE TRUTH IS NEVER RUDE” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Sep. 11, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I’ve just been handed a note saying that the FCC has just canceled our contract with the satellite company due to ‘failure to turn over evidence of broadcasting violations discussing church activities located on Hawthorn Street; failure to cooperate…
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Collateral Damage on the Midway (RR)
DO WE NEED A CRYSTAL BALL TO DETERMINE THE “PULSE OF THE NATION?” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jan. 18, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another impromptu episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ As you can tell by the way I’m dressed, I traded my winter coat for a short-sleeved shirt because we’re…
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Michael Moore “Do Unto Others” (RR)
ARE “WE ALL MUSLIM?” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Dec. 18, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and as you can see we have with us tonight a returning guest, Doctor Professor Goldman. In light of some of our citizens’ totally off-the-wall behavior — especially in our public schools — where saying ‘Merry Christmas’ will get…
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Dead Before They Knew It
“OBOTS HAVE NO EXCUSE” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Nov. 29, 2015) — I live out in the boondocks, the place where if you’re lost you’ll likely find yourself asking directions from someone holding a shotgun. It’s the land of lost animals, also: lost and abandoned. A couple of months ago I looked out to the back porch…
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Professor Ahmad (RR)
“OBAMA HAS DONE HIS JOB EXCELLENTLY” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Sep. 22, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to yet another episode of Roving Reporter. We’re here in the basement of the ‘Better Living Through Chemistry’ building here at the university. What we’re going to witness may not be entirely proper and above the…
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Send Hillary Back to School (RR)
CAPITALISM VS. BIG GOVERNMENT by OPOVV, ©2015 (Jul. 14, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. As you can see, we’re back on campus, the real campus at the university, and we’re going to be interviewing Professor Higgs, the renowned author of the bestseller, ‘The LIVID Adam Smith.’ The good professor is also infamously known for…
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The Merchants of Deception
WHAT HAS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS BROUGHT US? by OPOVV, ©2015 (Apr. 28, 2015) — The really neat thing about deceptions is that those who are being deceived don’t have a clue, which is, when you think about it, the whole idea in the first place. But it gets even better: those who champion the deceptions are…
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Me, Jeb Bush and a Fox Hole
HOW WOULD THEY DO IN A “STRESSFUL SITUATION?” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Apr. 7, 2015) — They say never volunteer, so I didn’t. The Gunny did it for me. It wasn’t until after it was all over and done with that I learned that the man who volunteered me was some sort of spook, because I saw…
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Let OPOVV Wipe the Smiles Off Their Faces
OBAMA REGIME CODDLES DICTATORS, TERRORISTS, ENEMIES OF AMERICA by OPOVV, ©2015 (Mar. 28, 2015) — Seriously, now, what do you think the chances would be, if I negotiated with the Iranians, that they would leave the room with smiles? Or debated with Obama about the foreign policy “achievements” of his Administration? Do you think Obama would…
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The Purveyors of Death
ARE WE PREPARED? by OPOVV, ©2015 (Mar. 22, 2015) — They wore jack-boots and leather trench coats. They wore the Death’s Head insignia. They were the worst of the worst. They were the most feared troops of World War II. They were the Waffen-SS, shock troops who held no compunction about killing everything in sight: men,…