I’m Sorry; This is a Family Show (RR)

I’m Sorry; This is a Family Show (RR)

“WHO CAN YOU TRUST?” by OPOVV, ©2019 (May 14, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the fix your brain needs to stay afloat. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be your host while we’re here at the entrance of one […]

Congress’s Disseminated Anti-Semitic Bill (RR)

Congress’s Disseminated Anti-Semitic Bill (RR)

“DUMB AND AFRAID” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 9, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place for you to become enlightened by the facts; the place where we don’t believe a word out of the Pentagon; and the one place where our audience is treated with the […]

Dems are Afraid the Wall Will Work (RR)

Dems are Afraid the Wall Will Work (RR)

“THE FUTURE OF AMERICA” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jan. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the place where you’ll hear nothing but the truth. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I will be your host for this episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ As most of […]

Meet Ezra, Roving’s Replacement (RR)

Meet Ezra, Roving’s Replacement (RR)

“WE WOULDN’T WANT TO OFFEND ANYBODY…” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jan. 2, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ It seems our sponsors aren’t pleased with my constant criticism of Islam, even as more and more Muslims invade the sanctuaries of peace-loving Jews and Christians. I’ve been told […]

This Creeping is Creepy (RR)

This Creeping is Creepy (RR)

“A LITTLE HERE, A LITTLE THERE” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Jun. 9, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the most enjoyable info-news show in its time slot. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host for this episode of ‘Pulse.’ I’d like to take this time […]

A Democratic Strategist (RR)

A Democratic Strategist (RR)

“TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Apr. 25, 2016) — “Good evening, stalwart viewers, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ We’re back on the sidewalk but not under the awning. We’ve been displaced by a group of young men who seem to have a problem working a belt, which means that the […]

The First Church of the Absurd (RR)

The First Church of the Absurd (RR)

“WHATEVER HAPPENED TO COMMON SENSE?” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Apr. 18, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ We’ve been invited to the ‘First Church of the Absurd’ to listen in on the sermon. So let’s get settled in this last pew.” [Chorus sings ‘I’ll Fly Away.’] “Hallelujah and Praise […]

New Format at Pulse of the Nation (RR)

New Format at Pulse of the Nation (RR)

“A FRIVOLOUS CASE” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Apr. 16, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another round of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Tonight we’re going to try something new, and with us is Bob Holstein to kick it off. Bob is our in-house financial analyst to help us understand the hot stocks […]

Taken for a Ride (RR)

Taken for a Ride (RR)

“POLITICAL CORRECTNESS RUN AMOK” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jan. 24, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and as you can see, we’re back in the big city under the awning freezing.  What do you say we take it inside, maybe at that burger place over there? “There; that’s better, and we got permission from the manager […]

Pre-Awards Ceremony (RR)

Pre-Awards Ceremony (RR)

CAN WE BELIEVE ANYTHING THE MEDIA TELLS US? by OPOVV, ©2015 (Dec. 30, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and do we ever have news for you tonight. Before our boss sent us out in this inclement weather, we were informed that we made the short list of ‘Editorials of the Year.’ All that’s […]

The Delusional Drug Called ISIS (RR)

The Delusional Drug Called ISIS (RR)

WOMEN AS CHATTEL; TORTURE, MURDER, FORCED CONVERSION by OPOVV, ©2015 (Dec. 16, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our show. We’re here at the drug rehab building located next to Plaza One, which I’m sure you all know is ground zero for our government. Here with me is Dr. Cheryl Flint […]

The World According to Ted Bundy

The World According to Ted Bundy

“PREMEDITATED MURDER” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Oct. 19, 2015) — “Kidnap a woman, or, better yet, women. Treat them as slaves: sell and trade them. Beat them. Torture them. And then kill them in imaginative ways while you watch the life fade from their dying eyes.” From the memoirs of one of America’s most notorious monsters, […]

The Out to Lunch Crowd (RR)

The Out to Lunch Crowd (RR)

“A BODY WITHOUT A BRAIN” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Oct. 15, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our show. And yes, as you can see, we’re back in the dusty environs of the Natural History museum’s basement, again the guest of anthropologist Professor Ollie Oxford, who called the station this afternoon saying […]

A Ticket to the Institute (RR) pb

A Ticket to the Institute (RR) pb

“CONNECTING THE DOTS” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Aug. 1, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We’ve been invited to this location via a rather cryptic message. Here, let me read it for you: ‘Roving; Come quickly. See for yourself. Cordially with the Utmost Sincerity, Dr. Herbert West, Institute for the Very Gullible.’ What we’re supposed to […]

The Connection (RR)

The Connection (RR)

IS THERE A PLAN TO “ISLAMIZE” THE U.S.? by OPOVV, ©2015 (Jul. 29, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to another episode of ‘Roving Reporter.’ Yes, we’re once again back at the university, and this time we’re in the meteorology lab where we’re here, as my producer told me, to ‘see what Professor King […]

Don’t Touch the Oven, You’ll Burn Yourself

Don’t Touch the Oven, You’ll Burn Yourself

ISLAMIC LAW AND CREEPING SHARIA by OPOVV, ©2015 (Jul. 23, 2015) — ACT I The curtain opens to the music of Mozart’s “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star.” The stage is set as a 1950’s-style kitchen, with the exception of the size. The counter is 6 feet high and the appliances are correspondingly very big. Stove is […]

Stars and Bars Today, the Cross Tomorrow

Stars and Bars Today, the Cross Tomorrow

“DON’T TAKE YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES LIGHTLY” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Jun. 22, 2015) — Today, in South Carolina, the Political Correct Police reared its ugly head and declared that the Rebel flag was, what? the cause of someone being offended? What about the other flags (AL, AR, FL, MS, TN, TX) that may offend someone?  Are they, […]

Another Revolution of the Broken Record pb

Another Revolution of the Broken Record pb

“JUST MORE HOT AIR?” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Jun. 16, 2015) — Ho hum, here we go again. We’re going to hear the same old hogwash and meaningless hot air until the election in 2016. The candidates are going to lay out grandiose plans, make impossible promises, and tell us that each one of us is in […]

Coexist Doesn’t Exist

Coexist Doesn’t Exist

ISLAM SEEKS SUBMISSION OR DEATH FROM “INFIDELS” by OPOVV, ©2014 (Oct. 4, 2014) — The gullibility quotient of the average American is off the charts, which is why the American movie industry has done so well since its debut. Take, for instance, the Muslim organization known as CAIR, the Council on American-Islamic Relations, which has taken […]

Just Say “No!” Now

Just Say “No!” Now

“WE MUST PUT AN END TO OUR END” by OPOVV, ©2014 (Feb. 14, 2014) — Remember watching one of those films in biology class and, just as you fell asleep, you saw a time-lapse segment of mold devouring an orange? How it started small and, exponentially, went all around it so it was completely engulfed? […]